Moral Kidnapping? Damn It, I Didn’t Do It At All, Okay?

"Why are you talking to the elders!? Do you need some tutoring?"

The eldest aunt, who was covered in fat and weighed more than 180 by visual inspection, glared at Lin Bei with a straight face and scolded her.

Dabolin Jianjun snorted coldly.

"Jianmin, you have really raised a good son."

Lin Jianmin looked a little embarrassed.

He is a very traditional man from the Dragon Kingdom who values ​​family and clan.

I really don’t want to completely break up with my eldest brother.

Therefore, when the two families had conflicts before, Lin Jianmin always gave in habitually, always thinking that no matter what, they were brothers and one family, and the bones were broken but the tendons were still connected.

For this reason, I was often taken advantage of by my uncle.

But sometimes sincerity cannot be exchanged for sincerity.

On the contrary, it will make the bitch get even more aggressive!

The uncle's family is a very typical example.

Mother Lin knew her man's character and didn't force anything, but she couldn't just watch others talk about her precious son like that.

He pursed his lips and smiled, then said calmly: "My son is indeed a good son, thank you for your recognition, brother."

Although the words are gentle, they carry a gun and a stick.

The expressions of the uncle and his wife became increasingly ugly.

"It's rare for our family to get together, do you have to ruin the atmosphere!?" Lin Jianjun frowned and scolded, pretending to be a parent.

Lin Bei sneered: "Destroying the atmosphere? Did we destroy the atmosphere?"

"What do you mean by this?"

Lin Jianjun's face darkened.

Lin Beidao: "We were all having a meal together happily, but as soon as we walked in and we hadn't sat down yet, uncle, you were so eager to reprimand me. No one else said anything, but you were the only one who had the big opinion. It's hard for people not to think that you are the one They are deliberately targeting our family."

"Xiao Bei, why are you talking to your uncle? After my grandparents passed away, your uncle is the head of our big family. Everything he does is not for this family!" Sister-in-law Lin Jianping said there.

Lin Bei glanced at her: "Did I just focus on taking care of him and forget to take care of you?"

"you……!"

Lin Jianping's expression suddenly froze.

This damn kid can make someone angry to death with just one mouth!

Lin Bei didn't pay much attention to her, but looked at the aunt next to him and asked, "Auntie, what time is the agreed time for today's party?"

Lin Jianping's expression changed, but before she could stop her, her aunt spoke: "Seven-thirty."

"Oh, it turns out to be half past seven."

Lin Bei smiled and looked at Lin Jianping: "Then why did you tell my mother that the time was eight o'clock?"

"Oh, I understand. You just told us the wrong time on purpose, making us late, and then used it to your advantage."

"Haha, wow, wow, wow, your mind has gone to this place."

Lin Bei gave Lin Jianping a thumbs up with a sarcastic expression on his face.

At this time, Lin Jianping was completely embarrassed.

"Ahem!"

Lin Jianjun coughed twice and decisively changed the subject to smooth things over: "Okay, okay, one family doesn't talk about two families. Don't take a small misunderstanding to heart. Jianping definitely didn't mean it."

"What about that, Jianmin, Su'e, sit down quickly."

"Waiter, serve the food!"

Lin Bei glanced at his parents, not wanting to embarrass them, so he temporarily ceased fire.

At this time, many viewers in the live broadcast room have already tasted it.

[Good guy, this is a proper Hongmen Banquet. 】

[It’s no exaggeration, everyone has 108 opinions. 】

[Let’s just say, is this meal really necessary to eat? 】

[It’s not that you are worrying about it here. Who doesn’t know about Brother Bei? I bet a pack of spicy strips, Brother Bei will definitely go crazy tonight. 】

[With a bag of crispy noodles, Brother Bei will kill you! 】

[Indiscriminate killing +1]

[Indiscriminate killing +10086]

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In the live broadcast screen.

It was a calm scene, as if nothing happened.

But everyone knows that Pingjin is only superficial, but in fact there is an undercurrent.

Soon, plates of food were brought to the table.

Everyone started to move their chopsticks.

Lin Bei was not polite and the food was delicious.

He knew that things would not end so easily, and there must be more to come.

But here we are, right? You can’t go home hungry. Eat before you eat, otherwise you’ll be so nauseous that you can’t eat.

really.

Not long after, the eldest aunt put down her chopsticks and said to Lin Ran: "Of course, you will graduate next summer. Oops, I heard that it is difficult to find a job with your journalism major. Zhang Haifeng said it, it's bullshit. , I’m afraid your four years of college will be in vain, and your parents’ hard-earned money will be wasted.”

really!

Dogs bark.

Lin Ran's face fell, and he felt that the salt and pepper shrimp in his mouth had no taste.

"Of course, try this fish, it's very fresh and tender."

Lin Bei picked up a piece of fish for his sister, then looked up at his eldest aunt and said with a smile: "Auntie, didn't my brother Bin come back for the New Year? He studied a popular computer major. He graduated several years ago, so he must have a lot of work. Well, the salary must be high, right? Have you bought a house in the imperial capital? How much is it? Full payment or mortgage? You must also buy a car, what kind of car is it, Mercedes-Benz, BMW or Audi? "

Lin Bin is the uncle's son.

He is two years older than Lin Bei, and his nickname is A Bin.

Abin's college entrance examination results were not ideal.

I only went to a vocational college, worked there for three years, and was unemployed right after graduation.

After living at home for more than half a year, I finally reluctantly went to the imperial capital to find a job. I stopped sending money home every month and often asked for money.

The first question is that the rent is expensive, the second question is that consumption is high, and the third question is that wages are low.

When I was growing old at home, a thousand yuan a month was enough. Now that I have gone to work, my dear, I asked my family for 3,500 yuan a month...

This son has caused his parents to worry a lot.

Lin Bei's words almost hit the eldest aunt's lungs.

She twitched the corner of her mouth and looked a little ugly: "Hehe, hehe, children and grandchildren will have their own blessings. We rarely interfere with Binbin's affairs."

Lin Bei smiled and made another stab:

"This Binbin is just inferior."

The eldest aunt's face became even more ugly. She opened her mouth but didn't say a word.

At this time, Lin Jianping took over from her, looked at Lin Bei with a smile, and said: "Xiao Bei, it's been two years since you graduated. Why haven't you found a girlfriend yet? Is it because no girl likes you?"

Lin Bei put down his chopsticks and sighed: "Well, this matter has something to do with you."

Lin Jianping looked confused: "What does this have to do with me?"

"That's right." Lin Bei spread his hands, "What does this have to do with you?"

Lin Jianping said in a preaching tone: "I am doing this for your own good. Young people should get married when they reach the marriageable age!"

Lin Bei asked calmly: "Then it's time for you to die when you reach the average life span?"

Lin Jianping was so angry that she was shaking all over: "Aren't you afraid of ruining your mouth by speaking so unpleasantly during the Chinese New Year!?"

Lin Bei's face was full of indifference: "You don't have any face, why am I still afraid of having a bad mouth?"

"you……!"

Lin Jianping was almost furious.

His lips were trembling, his blood pressure was soaring, but he couldn't say a word.

Lin Ran quietly gave a thumbs up under the table.

My brother is awesome.

At this time, Wang Shuqi couldn't stand it anymore and shouted at Lin Bei: "Lin Bei! What are you barking at? Why are you talking to my mother? No matter what, my mother is your elder!"

Lin Bei chuckled: "I'm sorry, it's my first time to see such a big piece of shit. I'm so excited."

"You fucking scolded my mother!?"

Wang Shuqi slapped the table and stood up.

"No, don't get me wrong," Lin Bei smiled and waved his hand, "I'm not targeting your mother, I'm saying that you and your mother are both bullshit!"

"You ride on the horse...!"

Wang Shuqi glared and cursed.

Lin Jianping was also so angry that she almost exploded, gnashing her teeth as if she wanted to eat someone.

And just then.

Mother Lin patted Lin Bei's shoulder lightly and said angrily: "Xiao Bei, don't be so rude!"

"Okay mom."

Lin Bei immediately put his legs together and sat down obediently.

He looked across and blinked.

"Angry? Really angry?"

"No, it's just a joke."

"Okay, okay, I apologize, I'm sorry, okay?"

"I was just thinking of making a joke to liven up the atmosphere during the Chinese New Year. Who knew you were so stingy?"

As he said this, he shook his head and said "Alas".

As long as I seize the moral high ground first, I won't be kidnapped.

The main focus is "strike first to gain the upper hand".

At this time, many virgins in the live broadcast room were already pointing and pointing.

[Why is this person so incompetent? He talks dirty to his elders. He is so humble. 】

[Am I the only one who thinks Lin Bei is going too far? Although the other party's attitude was not very good, how could Lin Bei treat his elders like this! 】

[Sister-in-law, they are also concerned about you. It’s true that dogs bite Lu Dongbin and don’t recognize good people. 】

[We are celebrating the New Year, and we are all relatives. We were having a happy gathering, but he insisted on jumping out and ruining the harmonious atmosphere. I really don’t understand what this kind of person is thinking. 】

…

Naturally, this kind of remark made by the Holy Mother who spoke while standing up without hurting her back was criticized by many righteous brothers.

[You talk sarcastically here today, but tomorrow you will stuff your teeth while riding a horse and drinking cold water! 】

【Horse riding! Those old guys made Lai Lai very weird as soon as they came up. They were clearly targeting Lin Bei's family deliberately. Why were only the bitches allowed to have bad mouths, but the good guys were not allowed to talk back? 】

[That’s how it should be, these bitch relatives, don’t be polite to them, just go ahead and do it! 】

[What annoys me the most is bullshit words like "We're celebrating the New Year" and "We're all relatives". These words are clearly bullying honest people. Since the other party is shameless, why should we save face for him? 】

[Tata is on! Tata is on! 】

[This scene reminds me of the scene where Mr. Xing had a verbal battle with the bustards in the brothel. It was such a hearty battle. 】

[Brother Bei is 6. Not only does he output heavy firepower, he also disarms the opponent's weapons and learns another move. 】

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