Mecha Hurricane

Xia Yi wiped the water droplets from his face. After standing for too long, even the drizzle made his face wet. So many school-level officers finally finished their lectures.

The members of the Zhanyue Regiment were assigned, and the entire regiment was not arranged together. Everyone knows that the teams in the Zhanyue Regiment are responsible for their own affairs, and managing them together will only cause trouble. The best way is to separate them and assign them to separate places where people are sent.

Therefore, each captain of the Zhanyue Regiment took their team members away and went to the corresponding battle group as assigned.

They were led to the west of the military camp by a lieutenant colonel, arranged into a military building, and then said to them: "Is there a female officer in your team?"

"Yes." Xia Yi stood up. He didn't understand what was wrong with the woman and wanted to take her out and ask her alone.

The lieutenant colonel took the screen display and looked at the information on it. He thought it was the handsome man named Major, but he didn't expect it to be this guy who looked like a boy. He is also a mecha warrior and doing well.

Then he spoke: "Your number happens to be divided into one military dormitory. The military dormitory for female soldiers is only over the medical soldier's side, not around here. So you..."

"Sir, don't bother. We all live together. There is no inconvenience." Xia Yi knew what he meant without him having to say it. He wanted her to live somewhere else. Otherwise, it would be bad if a woman mixes among 9 men and a scandal spreads.

Xia Yi felt that these people were really worried. If there was something really wrong, the woman would have brought it up long ago. I really don’t know what is going on in my mind. Is the role of female soldiers just to sleep with them? Otherwise, this is all the ideas.

"That's it. You are now the 32nd detachment of the Death Knight Division directly under Major General Baugh. It is a separate detachment. You usually train by yourself. If something happens, you can go directly to the logistics department. When there are tasks, they will be given to you directly. "The lieutenant colonel took the screen monitor back, explained it, and left.

Watching him leave, Xia Yicai said: "He didn't even leave his name. He has no idea who he is."

"It has nothing to do with us anyway. No matter what his name is, he's not a handsome guy." Major said with a smile, obviously not taking a fancy to him.

"In your eyes, a man has no other meaning besides being able to sleep or being unable to sleep, right?" Xia Yi said speechlessly.

Major said with a smile: "Not only that, there is also the difference between the dead and the living."

"Okay, you two, stop talking so much and come over here to move things. You guys have been talking all day long, and you don't feel tired or uncomfortable." Clark passed by, dragging a pile of military supplies, dissatisfied. Muttering.

Xia Yi and Major said at the same time: "Go, guys who like women have nothing in common with us."

"You...don't ever ride on the ship I sail in the future, huh!" Clark glared at them angrily and left angrily.

Xia Yi said in confusion: "Why is he so angry?"

"Because he, like Karic, has never had a woman, so he is sad and angry." Major said sympathetically.

Thinking about the team he is in, they are either a group of virgins or men who like to push men. Some of them have already transformed their needs into other things. There are those who indulge in pets, those who indulge in machines and alcohol, and of course those who indulge in Love Star Network.

Thinking about it carefully, Xia Yi felt that he was so normal. She likes men, has no bad hobbies, and has a cheerful personality. She is indeed an outlier in the Pussycat Dolls team.

When Xia Yi and the others were packing up the equipment they had brought, Major General Baugh was sitting at the table enjoying delicious food. One-eyed Lieutenant Colonel Webb stood next to him, holding a wine bottle in his hand and invitingly pouring bright red into his empty glass. of wine.

With a flattering smile on his face, he looked at Major General Baugh who was eating with gusto and scolded him as a fat pig. Then he asked in a low voice: "Sir, when do you think we can deal with them?"

"Weibo, you are too anxious. We are just a small team, is there any need to be so anxious?" Major General Baugh kept eating with his mouth open, dissatisfied with Weibo for disturbing his enjoyment of the food.

Lieutenant Colonel Weber really wanted to slap this guy on the back of the head and hit his face into the soup on the table. We have already said that this is a very urgent matter, why are these people not in a hurry? Although he was anxious in his heart, he did not dare to show his dissatisfaction.

Although Major General Baugh looks like a fat pig, he is actually a very cruel person. If other officers capture prisoners, they will do so in accordance with humanitarian and prisoner of war regulations, and will not abuse prisoners. But this guy is different. There is no such thing as a prisoner of war in his eyes.

Once he captured the prisoners, he would not take them back at all, but would directly kill them as the victims of the other party. Every time he went into battle, the opponent would not show up alive, and he was nicknamed "The Butcher" in the army.

Many generals were very shameless about his behavior, but he had military merit, and the army really needed such people to intimidate the enemy. Therefore, he firmly sat in the position of major general. Although he could not be promoted, he could not fall down.

What Weibo was afraid of was that he was also cruel to his soldiers. As long as he was unhappy, he would punish them immediately. The only punishment was to run for more than 20 hours, or to be whipped dozens of times as punishment. Many soldiers died from his corporal punishment.

He didn't want to try those inhuman corporal punishments. Running for 20 hours without stopping would kill him. But Nairn was right under his nose. If he wasn't dealt with early, Weibo felt like he wouldn't be able to sleep well.

So, he plucked up the courage and said pleasantly: "Sir, it's troublesome to get them here. I'm afraid leaving them there will affect your appetite."

Snapped! A piece of meat hit Weibo directly in the face, splashing meat juice all over his face. His expression froze and he looked at Baugh blankly.

Major General Baugh's small eyes revealed a strong impatience, "You are the one affecting my appetite now, get out of here! If you have anything to do, wait until I'm full. You useless waste! Even such a small thing will cause trouble." Me. If it weren’t for Mr. Mi’s sake, I would have let you die!”

"Yes." Weibo didn't even dare to wipe the meat juice from his face, and quickly retreated, not even daring to show a trace of dissatisfaction on his face.

After walking out of the room, a soldier walked by outside. When they saw the meat juice on his face, they quickly lowered their heads and pretended not to notice it. The people around him did not dare to show their anger and quickly stayed away from him. Although Major General Baugh has a bad temper, this one-eyed Weber is not easy to serve.

Everyone has heard about what he did back then. The entire battalion went out, and only two people came back alive. The battalion commander was demoted and sent to the mining planet for many years, but as an adjutant, he rose through the ranks and became a lieutenant colonel. To say that there is nothing fishy here would be ridiculous.

But it's better not to mess with this guy who is as insidious as a poisonous snake. Not to mention, he was slapped in the face by Major General Baugh, and when he was looking for someone to vent his anger, who would want to hit the muzzle of his gun.

Weibo glanced around gloomily, took out a white handkerchief from his trouser pocket, wiped the meat juice on his face, and stuffed it back into his trouser pocket. He paused at the door. There was no unhappy expression on his face, but he left calmly.

"Hmph!" Major General Baugh, the pig-headed man in the room, snorted coldly after Weibo left. It sounded like a pig's grunt of satisfaction after eating too much.

After that, Weibo did not dare to go directly to Buff to talk about the matter. If he wanted to make Buff butcher happy, he had to give him delicious food. He has no interest in women. There are many women in the military band and medical team, all queuing up to get into his bed to sing and treat him.

His biggest hobby is eating. Eat the most delicious things in the world, whether they are living things or plants. Eat what you can eat and try what you can’t.

In order to please the butcher, Weibo found a smuggler and obtained an S-class protected animal, an animal called a snow doll. This animal is very smart, and it is said that its IQ is equivalent to that of a five- or six-year-old human child. She looks white and cute, a bit like a little monkey, but knows how to use simple tools.

This kind of almost anthropomorphic animal is very lovable, and its living environment is very provocative. Except for the fixed area of ​​​​the planet where they were born, they cannot survive anywhere else. Due to hunting by poachers, the number of this kind of snow dolls has become less and less, and it has become an S-level protected animal.

Of course, the reason why they are on the verge of extinction is because their meat is delicate and tastes particularly good no matter what cooking method is used. This is the perfect way to please Baofu.

The 1-meter-tall adult snow doll was transferred to Wei Bo by smugglers, and he arranged for someone to personally cook a set of recipes using the snow doll. He didn't dare to use the robot to make a snow doll. The robot's system would upload the story of cooking the snow doll to the star network, and it would spread instantly. At that time, even if he is a lieutenant colonel, he will have to stay in the air prison for more than ten or twenty years.

The pre-dinner snacks include Schefflera sashimi, the appetizer Schefflera salad, the main dish is the vanilla sirloin Schefflera steak, and the last is the Schefflera five-flavor soup and the dessert Schiffel jelly.

This well-known chef, who was hired by Weibo with a lot of money, used this top-quality material with great fear and made 5 dishes that he thought were perfect.

When these dishes were delivered to Baugh, his little eyes exuded surprise. After eating the meal, he said to Weber in a friendly manner: "The annoying bugs are in front of you, and they should be dealt with as soon as possible." Lose."

"Yes." Weibo sighed inwardly after finally feeding you. These guys who have no profit and can't afford to be early are all in the same boat, but their positions are different, and even their own people have to deceive.

At this time, Baugh, who was full of wine and food, suddenly remembered something and lazily said to him: "By the way, I have eliminated the plan you reported before, and now I can't remember the content. You can send it again." Come here and wait for me to take a look at it. If there are no problems, you can implement it immediately."

"Sir, I have reorganized the plan and carefully studied all the possible errors. I will send it to you right away." Weibo almost wanted to vomit. This damn guy, his carefully designed plan, He actually eliminated it without even looking at it!