Marquis' Express Butler

We got together a little earlier than an hour earlier to negotiate with the Black Pigs.

It was my instructions, and my men gathered at a grisly location a little distance from where they were scheduled to negotiate.

I wanted to check on the condition of my men before I dealt with the Black Pigs. In order to do that, I needed this gigantic, wide space. The hideout is narrow. You can't do anything with a weapon.

Anyway, the trees are thick as a forest, and the trees that run like a hurricane are wrapped around it. I didn't think it would be easy to find a few people dying because there were no people going back and forth.

Besides, this place is out of town, so the guards can't touch it. Without a small path, no one would have come here if they didn't have a special purpose.

It's a good place to fight in peace.

I was also aware of the Black Pig's surprise. They're not ice cream hotpants, so they're gonna be watching us real time.

Maybe they know about the hideout, but they're doing maintenance here now.

So if you're going to meet at the end of the day, you'd better meet at a good place to fight even if you get ambushed.

“There's a much better chance of an ambush, actually. They're not normal right now. There's a much higher chance of extreme selection. ”

At least I think so.

They wouldn't have prepared the money I offered them. Even if you did, you'd be overwhelmed. Probably chasing us behind our backs and making a living.

They're expecting us to make a preemptive move, so they're gonna come up with a big strategy. The law of preemptive victory is the law of time and region.

Anyway, so I took the magazine. Today I'm going to kill everything I see.

“Is that it?”

Kalmond and Eluna are inspecting his men in a clearing with large rocks.

I watched for a moment, then pressed the metal mask in my arms and walked there.

“Are you all here? ”

“Ah, sir. Are you here? Yes, we are all here, as you said, without any outsiders. ”

“Good.”

Khalmond takes an example with a fist to the chest. Other members of the organization greeted me in the same way, although it was a bit awkward.

I don't look bad trying to be one. I looked around at the Avengers.

They're all wearing shiny iron around their waists. Some with swords, some with spears and axes. Some with bows.

There is no unity, like the Knights and the Army, but the combat strength is more important than the appearance now, so I decided not to interfere with it for a while.

A rainy season battle is best played with your own hands.

“You wore a metal mask today. ”

“I thought it would be scarier. I think there's a rumor going around in town. ”

“I used some of my hands. ”

I knew it. I smirked and patted Calmond in the chest.

“Well done. But don't overdo it. It's going to be a problem if you go up there to investigate. ”

“I know. ”

“I have to make stuff and sell it and grow some tissues quickly, but I don't know why the dung flies are so tangled up. Let's get this done and get to work. How are the kids? ”

I smiled in repentance as if Calmond had been waiting for my question. Calmond looks at his men with confidence and pride.

“Excellent. Always ready to fight. ”

“Were you not followed? ”

Eluna answered, not Calmond. She has an old bow in her hand and an arrow in her back. I can finally see Elf's Splendid Archery today.

“I felt a lot of liveliness on the way here. Looks like they're going to ambush us. ”

“As expected.”

I nodded. Elona inherited the Elven bloodline. Detecting intelligence will be far superior to Calmond's. So it was reliable.

“They're in the corner now. Rats can run like hell when they're in trouble, right? We wait here until they come. ”

“As you said before, I've finished preparing. ”

“Well done.”

We need to treat our guests as if they were a group. The name of the Black Pig will disappear from here today into history.

I approached Blackship on my knees, bound to one side.

“How are you? I think I lost weight. ”

“Urgh! Ugh... ”

He looks up and acts up. Thinking about what you did to my men, I just wanted to kick you with my feet, but I decided to treat you because you have 6,000 gold on your feet.

I grabbed his jaw with my hands like a villain in a movie.

“Watch this. What your men are being treated like today. I'm going to treat you very generously because you're having a hard time. I think I'm going to be sick.”

“Urrgh! Urrgh! ”

It was just then.

“My Lord.”

Eluna shouts low. She draws an arrow to the bow and pulls the demonstration to its end. The arrowhead points toward the darkness.

I raised my hand to dry her. You don't need to see the blood already.

“Don't shoot. Be polite when you're greeting guests. You're here sooner than I thought, by the way. Hey, you need to rest. Are you tired already? It stinks. ”

I shoved the Blackship under my feet and took the Mana Pistol out of my arms. Then I walked forward and shouted loudly.

“If you're here, why don't you come and say hello? ”

I cried, and the shadows thundered everywhere. And as if to make a promise, they all appear in the dark. They were Black Pigs, as we all expected.

I've never seen a pig in the lead before. You call him Black Pig because he's a pig and a boss and an underboss?

The talking pig pointed his finger at me and made an impression.

“Is that bastard the Iron Man? ”

“Yes, Underboss. ”

“Why the fuck are you putting a metal plate on my face? ”

“Maybe it's because it's bad? ”

“If I don't have a house, it'll squeeze like a rat. ”

Next to him was the messenger I had seen before. Looks like he's about to make his move. They slandered me, mixing up all kinds of swearing.

I didn't let them talk anymore. My time is precious.

“There are more pagers than I thought. Who are you, bupkin? ”

“Haha! Your mouth is alive. It's a pig, you son of a bitch. Hah, you got robbed by all these assholes? This is ridiculous. ”

I thought about 50 people would come, but the double came. So we're completely surrounded.

Meanwhile, my men form a circle. You pick up your weapon, and as you approach, you unleash a swift life. Looks like Calmond trained you right.

The Black Pig, or Black Pig Underboss, continued to be a beacon.

“We've brought all our elites, and you're five times as good. Don't go to the trouble of getting knifed. Lie down, everyone except your neck. I'll make it easy for you. ”

“Well, that's a different story. Are you sure you didn't hear me say something about a settlement for 6,000 gold? If you do, your boss won't be safe. ”

“Kuhahahaha!”

The Underboss grins and grabs the boat.

“Come to think of it, it would be better to buy children's cookies with that money than to win a boss for 6,000 gold. I can't live as a Underboss forever, so I thought I'd give this a chance. ”

“You would betray me? I didn't think of this again. ”

“Haha! Tsk. Things go back to normal, don't they? ”

I laughed bloody.

“Fuck you. Then you're gonna have to take a shit, too. Anyone who stands up for treason will be put to death for treason. I wonder who will bargain for your ransom later. ”

I'm curious about Blackship's reaction, and I turn my head back a little. He, of course, keeps his eyes wide open to see if his servant's treachery is unbelievable.

It's a decade's worth of life.

I jabbed towards Blackship.

“Then that pig won't be of any use. ”

“Kill him or not! Apparently, you guys have been spending some money lately, but we'll take that from you. If we sell weapons, we'll make some money. ”

“Yes, do as you please. Now, what's the last thing I want to say? ”

“Fuck you.”

I gave him the opportunity, but I didn't like the last word. I glanced at Eluna, and in an instant, she pulled the bow and let go.

Claustrophobia!

Phew!

The arrow that cuts through the wind hits the target cleanly.

“Huff...! Huff-puff! N-never mind... ”

“Yes."

Pussy!

The new chief of the Underboss, or the Black Pig, fell bleeding from his heart. No matter how thick the fat layer is, it won't work.

“Two, boss! ”

“The boss is down! ”

Enemies fall into chaos.

Under normal circumstances, we can't penetrate his heart. He was wearing special protective clothing, and he was wearing armor.

But Eluna's archery made it impossible. They quickly pull the demonstration out of their guard, and shoot arrows before they can dodge.

It happened so fast, the Black Pigs didn't respond well.

This is also one of the reasons I gathered Eluna.

“Mond, it's time to start? ”

“I understand, commander. ”

Khalmond raises his hand to send a signal. At the same time, nets poured out from everywhere. His men, who had been preparing for him up in the trees, cast an iron net.

Glug glug! Glug 52517;!

“Help me! Aaaah! ”

“Ooh, I can't move! What the heck!”

They start pounding like fish in a net. It was so dark around me that I couldn't respond properly.

Those with a twisted head try to tear the net with their weapons, but it's not easy. It's an iron net.

Until then, I and my men watched the scene quietly.

I had no intention of losing anything in this battle. I still have main dishes to serve my guests.

“Eluna, show me what you've polished. ”

“Yes, my lord. How much do you want to bake? ”

“To Weldon!”

As Eluna raises her bow, a small pot is thrown up from the tree into the air.

She narrows her eyes and throws four arrows into the ground.

The larynx!

You then bend one knee and load one arrow. It was Calmond who set the fire there.

When the fire broke out, Eluna immediately released the protest.

Peeing!

The arrow flew away, and the process repeated exactly three times. Very fast speed.

She fires a backward arrow this time. You smash a jar of flaming arrows in succession and light the oil in it.

Glug glug!

The burning oil spilled and quickly became a sea of fire around it. It would have been good to surround us, but now it's poisoned. The fire falls like rain.

“Rrrrgh!”

“Fire, fire! Fire!”

It was literally a living hell. The oil pot sprinkled more oil than I expected. The Black Pigs in the net fall screaming.

It was quick to clear the area.

Those without the fire are quickly cleared out by Calmond himself. A few of them escaped, but they didn't go after him. Destroying their core power was enough.

It's a shame you don't have to use a Mana Pistol, but you should be happy that things are going well.

“What about our victim? ”

“Nothing.”

“Good. Let's put out the fire first and go raid their camp!" ”

The men begin to extinguish the fire, and we move quickly towards our next objective.