Marquis' Express Butler

I didn't expect to be asked this question. I thought it was just a bottle.

I pretended to be surprised. Of course, because it was basically really surprising, the smoke was able to be natural.

“The dwarfs are humble and unworthy of this place. ”

I said, Confucius Hamel stared at me and laughed.

“What do you care if it's humble? I told you to tell me. I can do anything I want. Isn't this the mission of the deacons of the Adeline family? ”

The words piercing the grain silenced me.

It may seem like a jackass, but Confucius Hamel is no ordinary man. I enjoy playing games, but he's risking his life.

I acknowledged it with my head down.

“That's right, Duke. ”

“So tell me. You don't have to be so scared. I know you're still investigating the case. ”

This is as far as the information goes.

I feel like I blamed Lohan for nothing. Well, even if I could see what I was doing, it would be easy to see what I was doing. If you have the intelligence of a third accomplice.

Rather, my heart felt strange. If so, there is no need to hesitate when the board is full.

I decided to make my presence clear here.

“Then I'll put one up. Every crime, especially the kidnapping, is easy to answer when it comes to which one can benefit. In other words, think about who would benefit the most by kidnapping a girl. ”

“Someone who would benefit. Does anyone else have an idea? ”

“Well, who is it? ”

The nobles played on my mantle. Apparently, it worked when Confucius Hamel forced him to speak.

Confucius Hammer, who was tapping the table with his finger, asked.

“According to your speculations, at least it wasn't planned inside the Adeline family? There's nothing a family can do to kidnap a family. ”

“That's right.”

“So who do you think did it? ”

“At least not the Scorpion Clan or the Alcaine Merchant Guild. They're just puppets. I want to put the Astrians behind me, too. ”

There was groaning everywhere. Is that supposed to be an admirable sound? The eyes of the nobles looking at me changed. Ignorantly interesting eyes.

Although the skinny nobleman had previously doubted the Earl of Astria, there is a fundamental difference between what he suspected and what I suspected.

One butler, an apprentice, designated the Earl of Astria as a criminal group.

You can't do this without a decent distribution. You can't even think about it.

This speculation shows that I am not an ordinary butler apprentice. Of course, there's still a demonstration to be made.

“Hahahaha! That's funny. An Earl of Astria would love to hear that. Why would you say that? ”

In the words of Confucius Hamel, I lowered my head slightly to express my agreement.

“The reason is simple. The essence of the problem is that Sapiella's marriage is a marriage. ”

“What was it like? It's a formal wedding, maybe. ”

“A change in perspective will change the story. ”

As I pushed, the hands of the men who were rubbing the women's breasts stopped. I also work as a college instructor. I know how to get the audience's attention.

I followed the description with a light blend of gestures.

“A marriage is, in short, a marriage made to maximize the interests of families and families. But Miss Sapiella... ”

I hung up for a moment and looked at Confucius Hamel for his opinion.

“Forgive my expressive disrespect. ”

“Never mind! I never would have told you that if you cared. ”

“Then I'll continue. ”

Once I coughed a few times, I boldly spoke out.

“But Sapiella, if you talk about the essence of it, it's a commodity, not a bride in the context of a marriage. ”

“Excuse me?”

“You bastard! What's that supposed to mean? Right now!”

The other nobleman rises up, except for Hamel. No, you said never mind. What am I supposed to do?

Then Confucius Hamel stepped forward and calmed down the rest.

“Quiet down! Let's just keep listening. If you're so angry, what's my face gonna look like? ”

The nobles are seated again. Confucius Hamel looks up, and I keep talking.

“In the late Adeline, selling Sapiella as a commodity gains some of the Earl of Astria's power, and the two families become related by the token of trade. But what if there's a problem with the product that needs to be delivered? ”

The development since the abduction of the woman is obvious.

You will demand ransom if you kidnap a man, but if you kidnap a noble girl, rape options will be added to it. Even in a juristic country, if it's worse, it won't be less.

I was indifferently chic.

“You might end up having trouble selling the product. An Astrian Earl who is not properly delivered can ask for many things in return. You can offer a different card instead of marriage. Furthermore, the Earl of Astria has a plan for demanding something from the Earl of Adeline. Kidnapping is one way to justify it. The erl can handle his work in secret. ”

“Sounds reasonable.”

“But you don't have any proof, do you? ”

It was a skinny nobleman who asked for it. He was focusing on my story the most. He's also the one who pointed out that Earl Astria was behind it.

I want to know the name.I want to get to know you. I bow slightly.

“I'm doing my best, but I haven't found it yet. Cornell, the key piece of evidence, the former trainer was murdered. ”

“Then rob the Delfino Merchant Guild. There could be a clue. ”

“For your information, if you don't mind me asking, can you hear my respect? ”

“Why, go snitch on the Earl of Astria? ”

I took a startling gesture. In fact, I'm not surprised, but the nobles like to be surprised by people like this.

A thin nobleman repairs the monocle.

“My name is Pushkin. Baron Noir's third son. Remember."

“I'll remember that. ”

“What's your name? ”

“Excuse me. I'm Dylan. Confucius.”

He nodded and remembered my name. It was the first time a nobleman other than the Adeline family was recognized.

Someday this rumor will spread and there will be more places to look for me.

It's annoying, but it's also necessary. However, the speed needs to be well controlled. If I get noticed too quickly, there could be a group of people controlling me.

“Speaking of which, I hear Miss Sapiella's favorite butler is this fellow. ”

“Yes. I'm a dedicated butler on the subject of apprenticeship. ”

“Why don't you just appoint him as your official butler? ”

“You said no yourself. Stupid sonofabitch. He threw away his best chance of becoming a nobleman. ”

Everyone looks at me as if they were surprised. I think I understand what it's like to be trapped in a zoo.

“Rather than being stupid, aren't you smart? ”

The only noblewoman here, she stared at me and said,

“Characteristics of the dinosaurs. You're looking at a chance to go up into the sky one second, as low as you can. To overturn the game in one shot. ”

Half right, half wrong. Miss.

I know you're looking for an opportunity, but I don't intend to turn it upside down. The power generated by such an easy gain does not last long. You have to work calmly, like the spring rains soak into the ground, so that the ground is hard.

“It's nothing like that, but it feels good to see you. Thank you, miss. ”

“My name is Isabella. Remember that.”

“I'll keep that in mind.”

Then, this time, an unnamed nobleman spoke to me.

“Are you really an apprentice butler? The apprentices of my family are not that frivolous. They just do what they're told. Are you pretending to be an apprentice butler? ”

The answer came from Confucius Hamel.

“What kind of family are we, and what kind of family are you trying to compare them to? Apprenticeship is important to the Adeline family. Some of the Knights who came in as apprentices this time have another worthy one. I'm watching.”

If it's a useful knight during your apprenticeship, is it Arthur?

The word excellent in the eyes of man is not self-indulgence. I know this because I have the ability to see the status window, but if you evaluate Arthur's potential with your senses, this is great.

Arthur will be sure of that. You wouldn't have fought me without it.

Confucius Hamel began to boast.

“Funny thing is, I had an apprentice knight I had a crush on a while back, and he beat me lightly. ”

“Did that happen? ”

“Now you're telling me something so funny? Dammit! Try harder! ”

As his friends approached, Hamel described what had happened in the duel in detail as if it were his own work. This guy's got a gift for novels, huh?

Anyway, my dealer will be more widespread.

“That's why I had him pegged, and he keeps trying not to come under me, stubborn or bouncing. ”

“Because you're the third man. If he was the eldest, he would have crawled in on his own. ”

“Fuck, do I have to say that? Who's the third non-person here? ”

“Hahahaha!”

Even with all the swearing, Hamel felt good. I like the way you look at me. I also felt a desire to have me somehow.

I need you to give up on me. I'm tired.

The story of Sapiella's infamous abduction has gone quiet, and the nobles hang out again and start drinking. Then, in the midst of the excitement, Confucius Hamel flicked his finger and called the maid.

“Now go get it. ”

“Yes, Confucius. ”

After a while, the maid came out with a mysterious bottle of Borat light. Every time you move the tray, it looks like it's filled with liquid.

Something seemed off about it.

I heard that by the time the 3rd year of the reigning reigning reigning party is over, everyone will be out for a walk. Is that it, too?

Drugs have a longer history than I thought. I don't know when the liquefaction technique came out, but I can put my finger on the fact that it's more poisonous than alcohol.

At that time, Heinel, the great nobleman, picked up a jar of hot stone purple.

“I just got a new product from the Dark Side. It's hard to get, so let's enjoy it. ”

“I hope it goes fast. ”

“Heehee. Let's suck it first. ”

Everyone grabbed a bottle. Confucius Hamel also grabbed a purple bottle.

Drugs are illegal. I've heard from Hamel before that if you get caught, you will be punished by the laws of the realm, not by the laws of the territory.

In other words, he is committing a great sin.

However, the guardian knights in the rear stood still behind their masters, not intending to stop them. Like this isn't happening once or twice.

Why have you brought me to this place, where you haven't pledged your allegiance yet?

Why not?

One possibility that passes through the brain then.

I reached out and grabbed Confucius Hamel's arm as the slightest possibility grew narrower.

“You can't do that. Confucius.”