Maoshan Ghostbusters

Mo Yue frowned, "Is this colleague already crazy? At first, he hit the wall with his head, but now he plans to use a chair to squeeze people. What is this?"

The village head smiled bitterly, "This—can't you understand? The man just hit the wall with his head at first, trying to commit suicide, and now he wants to pick up his chair and hit someone with the intention of killing someone. Well, the little man's explanation is not wrong."

Mo Yue smiled and said, "You don't understand what I mean. I mean, whether he hits a wall or throws a chair, it just shows one thing. He has a mental problem now."

The village head nodded, "Well, that's right, he seems to be a little insane, otherwise he wouldn't be like this suddenly."

Mo Yue smiled and said, "Yes, otherwise, the little man would not say that saving people is important. Because the thin and tall friend will have terrible bloodshed no matter whether he commits suicide or murder. So, at present, it is still true. It’s important to save people."

Lu Fei smiled, "Well, don't talk about it for now, let me go on. The colleague is holding a chair and making the chair dance so vigorously, he waved the chair while moving forward. Go, scared those colleagues back. But they happened to stay in the office. The office was a large open room. In the middle of the open room was a small cubicle, surrounded by aisles. There was not much room at all. Those colleagues stepped back into the corner, and after a few steps, they were already sticking to the wall. They were sticking to the cold wall one by one, but their bodies were shaking constantly. Looking at the colleagues, they were pressing hard. He didn't mean to stop at all. He dragged the chair to the ground, and the chair legs rubbed the cold marble floor, making a harsh piercing noise. On his expressionless face, only the gloomy gaze was agile. Human temperament looks like a cold-faced killer in some blockbuster action movies. When a few colleagues saw him walking up like this, they were so scared that father and mother yelled, but he was unmoved and took a step. Walked in front of them step by step. Several colleagues stared at him with wide eyes, all frightened. He slammed the chair to the ground, and the iron legs of the chair hit the floor with a crisp local noise. , And then he stood in front of a few colleagues with a chair in his hand, in a condescending posture, sneered, don’t you plan to control me? Come on, see who controls who. Those colleagues saw him staring like eyes It was like a copper bell, and was trembling all over. Where would you dare to step forward? I was afraid that he would pull a chair over when someone was not prepared. The little guy sneered when he saw it, oh, if your friend has watched more action movies, one Putting the chair in his hand can also make Wu quite fascinating. Probably the little guy thinks this is a funny joke. After speaking, he laughs immediately. The thin guy stomped his feet with anger and grabbed the little guy's clothes. The collar picked him up, and then fell heavily to the ground. The little man grinned with pain, dissatisfied with the authentic, neurotic, his nerves were abnormal, and now you are abnormal. The tall and thin sneer, who do you say is crazy? Your kid Are you tired and crooked? As soon as the words were spoken, I heard several colleagues over there shouting, come, help. The tall and thin man and the small man turned their faces and found that the colleague was squeezing another colleague with a chair On the wall, the two legs of the chair happened to sandwich the man’s neck, and the man was out of breath by the legs of the chair, so he called for help. The man saw the thin and tall man looking to his side, and hurried towards the thin The tall one beckoned, big brother, help, help me. The tall and thin saw the man calling for help, and naturally turned his eyes to the other colleagues standing next to the man, only to find that they all turned pale with fright. With horror and anxiety, their bodies leaned against the wall and did not dare to move. Looking at their posture, it was as if the chair legs were not pinching their colleagues but themselves. Seeing that the situation over there evolved into this, The little guy couldn’t help but laugh, well, it seems that you have to go there, otherwise there will be a homicide case. The thin guy wanted to pick up the little guy and yell at him, but the cry for help came from behind again, come Ah, save me, I don’t want to die. Please, save me. Skinny The tall man and the small man turned their faces, but it was incredible. The colleague who was clamped by the legs of the chair and stuck to the wall is now being ridden under his body by him, but he is still holding it in one hand. The chair, as to how the colleague fell to the ground, there is no way to know, because when they turned their faces to look, the colleague was already lying on the ground. Before the two of them recovered, the chair fell on him again, one leg of the chair pressed heavily on his neck, so that he could not breathe, so he had to keep crying, help. Come and save me. Those colleagues had been frightened a long time ago, all of them were posted on the wall, and they were afraid to look here. The little guy smiled bitterly, well, it seems that this time, you have to go there, otherwise your friend would be agitated and wouldn't use a chair to break his neck? Don't blame me for not reminding you, this man's neck is not a joke. After speaking, the two hands made a gesture, a shape that was the size of the mouth of the bowl, and he tweeted, here, do you see it? A person’s neck is such a bowl-sized thing. Inside this neck, there is a bit of flesh connected to a bone. Such a bowl-thick thing is fragile. Where can it be held by a chair? These three clamps did not clamp the two, they heard a bang, and they clamped their necks, and then, their heads banged and flew out. This person’s skull flew out from mid-air and was designated to perform a parabolic motion. It is absolutely impossible to land directly. The place where the skull landed is a certain distance from the place where he stood. This specific landing location is related to his height. , As long as he has his exact height, I can calculate the actual landing location of his skull. The relationship between this distance and height can be expressed by the formula of physics. The thin and tall guy couldn't help hearing this, and said angrily, ah! Stop it. It turns out that you are talking with me for a long time and you are planning to give me a physics class. Thin and tall, sneer, I don't accept anyone, I will obey you, when is it, you can still remember the physical formula. Also, he is lying on the ground now, not standing on the ground, even if his head is really clamped off, it is absolutely impossible to draw a parabola in the air and fly out. The little man smiled bitterly. Yes, I ignored this. He is lying on the ground now, not standing still. However, even if he is lying down, if his head is clamped off, the flight path is a parabola. "