Maoshan Ghostbusters

Moyue smiled bitterly, "I said I was completely confused. I heard it in the mist before, and I really thought that colleague was confused between reality and dream. But now I listen to it, but I find that it seems to be the actual situation. It’s not the same thing."

The village chief frowned, "Well, I also found out. The more I listen to this story, the more I don't understand it."

Luffy smiled and said, "Well, you two don't think about it, let me continue. At that time, the small man and the thin man stood face to face, one raised his fist, the other stuck his neck, and one They are in a tensed posture. However, one of them is 1.88 meters tall, and the other is less than 1.6 meters tall, which happens to be the most popular height difference between us now. The height difference between the two is nearly 30 cm. Originally, The scene of the two people confronting each other with a sword should give people a very nervous feeling, but a few colleagues standing next to them, looking at them, it is a funny feeling. Several colleagues stared at them for a long time and couldn’t bear it. I sneered and laughed. The most funny thing for my colleagues is that the small man is confronted with the thin and tall one. Although one is a short man who is less than 1.6 meters tall, the other is a tall man who is nearly 1.9 meters tall. From the perspective of the momentum, the two of them have an overwhelming advantage, which is a bit hilarious. The little guy is even more proud to see a group of colleagues laughing together, and the momentum was originally lost to Xiao The tall and thin guy looked a little vacant. The little guy sneered, come on, don’t you want to fight? Just say hello here. After speaking, he pulled off his shirt, revealing his dark neck, and reached out and patted his neck straight. Loud. The thin and tall one was squeezed for this share by the small one, so he had to bite the bullet and shout, you bastard, don't think I dare, look at my fist, my fist is just like an iron bump. When I’m fine, I often practice barbells. By the way, I also practice boxing and often go to the gym to hit sandbags. In short, my fists are very hard. If you don’t believe it, or feel like your head is strong, you can try it. When the thin and tall person said these words, not only the voice was trembling, but the body was also trembling, and the cold sweat gurgling down from his forehead gave a feeling of bluffing. Several colleagues couldn't help but get together. Together, talk in a low voice. The little guy laughed, I said silly big guy, how much water is there in what you just said? So that you are trembling? Not to say that the voice is shaking, the key is that the body is shaking too much. If what you said is true, why are you trembling? Why don’t you say these things with confidence? The thin and tall one couldn’t hold back, and shouted, what are you shit! Who is trembling? What are you talking about? I'm not trembling. The little man smiled, oh, look at you, your hands are shaking and your feet are shaking, and you look at the sweat beads on your forehead. Why don't you admit that you are trembling? I think that even the fallen leaves in the autumn breeze are not as shaking as much as you. The thin and tall one angered, shut up your mouth, what are you talking about? Seeing that the thin and tall one has a guilty conscience, he feels even more proud, so let me give it. If you analyze it, there is only one reason for your trembling, and that is-you are lying. The skinny man angered, what? You said I was lying? Where did I lie? All I said was the truth. Little Sneer, honestly? Bah! You said that you often exercise, even the gym is made up, and you make it up as the real thing, but if you look at the bones of your thin arms and legs, you will know you Lying, a person who exercises every day, how Maybe so thin? Look at how thin your body is, and you can’t wait for the wind to blow it down. Just like you, you want to fool me, saying you exercise every day? I don't believe it killed. The thin and tall person said angrily, I said exercise and exercise, you believe it or not. Let me tell you, I also applied for a fitness card, which was applied at the youth gym near our unit. If you don’t believe it, I’ll show it to you. I don’t have muscles because I mainly practice body, for example, yoga, mainly to stretch the body. The little man sneered, yo, but I heard that yoga classes are all given by women. You are a big man to practice yoga, standing among a group of women, isn't it too eye-catching? Thin and tall sneer, this is your misunderstanding of yoga class. In fact, the main purpose of the yoga class is to stretch the body, and to maintain a certain degree of flexibility-the little guy coughs twice, stop! You stop me. The more I listen, the more wrong it becomes. In other words, stretching the body and maintaining the flexibility of the body are not all things women love to do? Why does an old man have nothing to practice these? Tall and thin, what do you know? When I hear you say this, I know you don’t understand anything. In fact, yoga is a very good fitness exercise, and as human beings get older, everyone should practice yoga. Moreover, if you want to practice yoga, it is very convenient, as long as there is a space of about four square meters, and then, the fitness equipment needed is only a yoga mat. Friends who love yoga say that just stuffing a yoga mat in your backpack is enough before going out. Even if you are traveling, staying in a hotel at night, traveling all day during the day, taking a shower, spread the mat on the ground, and people can exercise while sitting on the mat. The little guy smiled bitterly. That’s enough. Don’t talk about it anymore. You are not a salesperson in the gym who sells fitness cards. You don’t need to persuade me so hard. If you persuade me, I won’t practice. I always feel like yoga. This kind of exercise is too **** good. If I go to the gym, I designate physical exercises like barbells that are more suitable for men to exercise. As soon as the voice fell, a sneer suddenly came from behind him. Immediately afterwards, there was a taunting voice from behind, huh, you are so short, and you still practice barbells. Isn't it the lower the pressure? Hearing a short word, the little man was so angry that his nose was crooked and his eyes slanted, no matter how he could stand it, he immediately turned and cursed, bastard! Who ran on me just now? I heard it all. Say I am short, right? The few colleagues saw the little man turning around and cursing angrily, immediately snorted, turned his face away, and no one wanted to ignore him. The little man was so angry that he planned to walk over to the theory, and was held back by the thin and tall one. Alas, what are you doing? They are also telling the truth. Barbell training is to keep yourself down. This is common sense. It's a person who knows that you can't get angry with others. In fact, others didn't mean to run on you, they were just reminding you that short people shouldn't practice barbells. Although the tall and thin guy tried to explain to the little guy with a grin, the little guy was still unconvinced, with a boned mouth, very dissatisfied, quiet and authentic, yo, then according to your statement, practice a barbell, then if I go to the gym to practice What is good? The thin and tall one patted the little one on the shoulder, smiling and authentic, of course practicing yoga. "