Maoshan Ghostbusters

Luffy smiled, "Okay, let's go back to the story just now. The little guy with a height of 1.59.8 meters cannot find a target because of his height. He has been single for many years. This is well known. The fact is also a sad thing for a small man. Because he is not tall, he is not taken seriously in his work unit. Although the members of the entire inspection group are all equal in terms of position in the work unit, they are not paid in terms of salary. It is one level lower than other colleagues. Although the first-level salary is more than 200 yuan, the money is not much, and it makes the little man feel troubled. For this reason, he went to the personnel department to make trouble several times, and more than one colleague saw him I quarreled with the secretary of the personnel department in the office of the personnel department, ah? How did it happen? I entered the unit with someone in the unit, so why their salary is one level higher than mine? Say I am not late I don’t leave early and my work results are better than them. Why do they raise their wages, but don’t give me a raise? For these kinds of problems, the secretary always spreads out his hands helplessly and smiles bitterly. Don’t call me for this matter, you Go to the head of the Human Resources Department. The salary of the staff is set by him. I only have the power to execute, but not the power to decide. The little guy listened and jumped and shouted, ah? You are cruel, let me Go to the head of the personnel department. That guy is on business all year round and comes back occasionally, also on Saturdays, Sundays, and on the 6th. If our unit is off, you don’t know, how can you tell me to find him? The secretary sneered. Then I don’t know, you know, our unit has branches in many provinces across the country. However, the headquarters is responsible for the personnel recruitment. Therefore, the minister is very busy and normal. Because The recruitment of the branch office is also subject to personal review by the minister. The secretary’s explanation is high-sounding, and the small man is naturally speechless. Finally, I have to whisper to the secretary, girl, please. If you see the minister, Please help me to ask, why does my salary never increase? The secretary promised well, but in fact, when the little guy asks next time, the delicate face of the secretary will still be the same. Surprised expression, ah? Your treatment, I forgot. Hi, you see that I am very busy this day. You know, the minister is on business all the year round, the entire company, I mean including those branches in other places My personnel files are all handled by me alone. So I am very busy. The little man was surprised, oh, is the personnel department of this branch company in no place? Do you even organize the personnel files of the branch company? The secretary shook his head , No, you don’t know about personnel management. There are personnel files about the branch. Although I don’t need to organize it by myself, the personnel department of the branch must reorganize the files of the personnel department every month, make a data form, and submit it to the headquarters. I got the data from the personnel department in other places, and then re-filed and integrated them. So, I am very busy. The little man sighs, okay, then you remember to ask for me next time. The secretary nodded. Of course, for the secretary’s nod, The little man has long been used to it, although the secretary nodded and smiled every time and said that it was okay. However, she never remembered to ask about the question of salary increase. In the end. One day, the little man waited for the answer. The weather was not so good that day, and the little man was in a bad mood. Because of the heavy rain that day, the little man didn't bring an umbrella, so he was just showering. When he walked to the unit, his whole body was soaked and he looked like a chicken. After all, it is a scientific research unit, and the units are all high-level intellectuals. The characteristics of high-level intellectuals are careful and good at taking care of themselves. Therefore, for them, the probability of being drenched without an umbrella is comparable to buying a Mark Six lottery. So when the colleagues saw that the little man was soaked and walked into the office, they were all dumbfounded. The little man looked really embarrassed at the time, his clothes and pants were all attached to his body, but compared to his body, the most unbearable thing to look at was his hair. The little man is a hardworking person. He often works in the unit late at night and wakes up early every day. He is almost the first to come to the unit. But on that day, by chance, the weather was bad and he got up late again. It was because he got up late and was anxious to go out, so he forgot to bring an umbrella. Perhaps it is because the small man works too hard, and he has already fallen before the age of forty. Ever since, this is even worse for the little man who has no femininity. What's more, the haircut of the little man is still the worst kind of hairstyle, that is, all the hair on the top of the head is lost, and only a circle of hair is left. What is the name of this hairstyle? By the way, it has a fixed title. It is called the local support center. "

When Mo Yue heard this, he couldn't help it anymore. He snorted and laughed out loud, "Yes, it is really possible this time. The local government supports the central government."

The village head frowned, "Hey, what do you mean by local support for the central government?"

Lu Fei smiled and said, "The village head doesn’t understand, I can understand. After all, the village head is getting older. Okay, I’ll explain it to the village head. This place supports the central government. It’s a hairstyle. To put it bluntly, it means the head Bald, the kind with a ring of hair underneath the bald head."

The village chief smiled bitterly, "You child, telling a story is still literate. Isn't it just bald, you need to use all your tongue?"

Luffy smiled and said, "Well, I am afraid you don’t understand, so I made it clear. Now that you understand everything, I’ll go on to say it. In fact, there is a lot of hair stylist for the little man’s baldness. Suggestion. A hair stylist once persuaded him to shave his head, because there is not much hair left, and it is meaningless to keep it. On the contrary, it is unsightly. However, the little guy thinks that bald head is too ridiculous. After all, he is a scientific researcher. A senior intellectual, shaved a bald head, it was really inconsistent with the knowledge in his belly. There was also a hair stylist who advised him to wear a wig. He wore a wig for a while and found that the wig is cold in winter and warm without a hat in summer. When it’s hot, it’s even more uncomfortable. There is a thick layer of hair on the head, like covering a prickly heat. The little guy refuses to shave his head or wear a wig, which makes the hair stylist sad. The man made it very clear that he must use his own hair and cannot shave his head. Finally, the hair stylist pondered for a long time and had to persuade him to wear a wig first, and then comb the hair in the middle after the hair grows. Cover your baldness. The little guy wouldn't wear a wig, but in order to grow his hair, he had to wear a wig and endured it for a while."