Maoshan Ghostbusters

The village chief snorted coldly, "Okay, since we've discussed it all, what about the ink? Come here and finish the story of your investigation group."

Luffy smiled and said, "No problem, village chief, just put your ears up and listen to me. I just said that the group leader found a large fruit forest, Emma, ​​this fruit forest grows so lush. One by one, the branches are all covered with heavy fruits. Those red wild fruits embellish the whole fruit forest in red, which is very beautiful. Perhaps it is because the sweetness of the fruit is really attractive, so the fruit tree The forest was full of little flying insects, buzzing—buzzing—flew around among the fruit trees. The head was standing on the tree. Those little bugs immediately surrounded him, probably because he was walking in the woods. With the sweet smell of wild fruits on his body, the little bugs were humming around in a circle. He felt very bored, and he stretched out his hand to drive away those bugs from time to time."

The village chief coughed and coughed, "Enough, don't talk about those useless, hurry up and get dry goods, you can directly say that the group leader took the wild fruit back, what happened."

Lu Fei smiled, "Okay, no problem, I'll continue now. At that time, the group leader wrapped a lot of wild fruits in his jacket and walked back enthusiastically. After a short walk, he returned to the camp. Everyone Seeing that the group leader brought a lot of wild fruits back, they were all very happy, and they rushed to eat up the wild fruits. Everyone ate the wild fruits, feeling still unfulfilled, and immediately surrounded the leader and asked about the origin of the wild fruits. So he told them that he had just entered the mountain to find wild fruit. Everyone heard it and immediately shouted for the leader to lead the way, because everyone planned to pick more wild fruit to bring back. The leader was too tired to move, but couldn't hold it so much. They fought him together. After a short break, the group leader led everyone to the fruit forest happily. It is strange to say that the group leader obviously walked back along the route in memory, but it was strange. What's more, the group leader took everyone back along the same path, but couldn't find the fruit forest. What's worse, everyone was lost again. When everyone found that they were lost again, they were all scared. A few timid people even squatted on the ground and cried. The head was worried that they would have a riot, so he hurried to persuade the guys who were crying messy, hey, what are you doing? Stop crying, don’t cry. I cried. Those few people cried and shook their heads. No way, the leader, we can’t go back. At first, everyone was in a bad mood. When they heard those people crying, they felt more depressed. They couldn’t help crying together. We are lost again, we can't go back to the camp. Stay here, there will be wolves at night, and we will be eaten by wolves so that there are only a pile of bones. Crying and sadness are the most contagious. At first, it was just a person. Sobbing, but soon, the entire delegation was crying, and even the head himself couldn’t help but his eyes were red. After all, it was a good thing to take everyone out to find wild fruits, but now, not only did they not find it. The fruit forest, on the contrary, is going to pay for himself here. Who wouldn't be chilled with this kind of thing? The leader persuaded for a long time, and no matter what happened, everyone was still crying, making the leader upset. Seeing Then, it was getting dark soon, and the group leader was standing on the edge of the cliff. At that time, the place where everyone stopped happened to be a cliff. The group leader stood on the top of the cliff, looking at the afterglow of the setting sun in the distance, refreshing his heart. At present, staying on this cliff, if there are more wolves to patronize at night, the entire inspection team will not be reimbursed. It is not as good as the camp. There are at least some self-defense tools in the camp. But here, everyone is rushed. , So that he didn’t bring anything. The commander looked at the rock on the top of the cliff, but did not find a stone that could be used as a weapon. He felt even more flustered. When the leader was upset, he suddenly heard someone behind him. Shouted, Commander, it’s awful, we came out too anxiously and didn’t even bring a flashlight. The commander came back to his senses and said, ah? Don’t we even have a flashlight? Everyone nodded, yes, I was walking in a hurry just now, and everyone thought they would be able to return to the camp soon, so they didn’t bring anything, only a few plastic bags, planning to store wild fruits. The leader turned around and saw everyone waving at him With plastic bags, that empty The plastic bags are flying in the wind, seeming to mock the ignorance of this group. The group leader became more and more angry as he watched. He simply walked over, grabbed the plastic bags in everyone’s hands one by one, threw them on the ground, and scolded bitterly, you bastards, all idiots who remember to eat or beat , You know that you can eat it with plastic bags, so why don’t you bring something useful? The group leader became more and more angry as he spoke. He grabbed the plastic bag and threw it around. He saw plastic bags flying around the cliff, and the group leader stomped his feet with anger. At that time, the sun was about to set and the night was about to come. However, the only thing they held in their hands was an empty plastic bag. At this point, the head of the group really wanted to cry without tears. "

The village chief sneered, "Well, the next episode, even if you don't tell me, I can guess it."

Luffy smiled, "Yes, you guessed it, you said."

The village chief laughed, "The next plot must be that that night was a dark and windy night. The pack of wolves followed the human breath to the cliff and surrounded the whole group of people. Then, the pack of wolves Gradually narrowed the encirclement and began to besiege the humans. Finally, all the humans on the cliff were eaten by the pack of wolves. The whole story is over. This is a very tragic story. Come on, I'm right, clap, give me Applause."

When the village chief finished speaking, he clapped to himself, but after waiting for him to giggle for a long time, he realized that Luffy and Moyue standing in front of him were not smiling. They all looked at the village chief with serious expressions. Feeling embarrassed, I had to cough and cough, and stopped laughing, "Huh? Am I wrong?"

Luffy shook his head vigorously, "You said that, the designation is wrong. In fact, they were at the top of the cliff that day and they didn't meet the wolves."

The village chief said twice, "Hmm, then what did they meet?"

Lu Fei smiled, "The situation was like this. They stayed on the top of the cliff and were not surrounded by wolves. Instead, they smelled a strong fragrance."

The village chief frowned, "The fragrance? What kind of fragrance? Is it still a woman's body fragrance? But on the top of this cliff, where does the woman's body fragrance come from?"

Just as Lu Fei was about to continue speaking, he saw Mo Yue gesturing towards him and had to walk towards him. Mo Yue motioned to him to stay away from the village chief before lowering his voice and said, "Brother, this time, you made bald again. Right? How could there be a woman's body fragrance on top of this cliff?"