Maoshan Ghostbusters

On the other side, the village chief was staring suspiciously at them. Seeing them huddled together and whispering, he felt uncomfortable. It was not until he heard the demon yue yell that something was wrong with them, so he became nervous. Unable to stop, he pulled his throat open and asked, "What are you two plotting? Sneaky?"

Mo Yue shook his head, "Um, neither of us said anything."

At this time, Moyue’s answer was of course the truth, but the village chief was willing to believe it, because he saw the two people hugged together and murmured for a long time. Faced with this situation, no one can believe that they didn’t say anything. . So the village chief became angry and said angrily, "Bah! Want to bluff me? I don't believe it. You two have been muttering for a long time, and want to lie to me? I think you two are not old, that ugly little brother Although I am not young, at least much younger than me. I might as well sell my old qualifications here, you two juniors, still tell the truth in front of me obediently, don't think that I am already an old fool, and can be fooled by you. "

Mo Yue smiled bitterly, "The village chief, what I said is the truth, he really didn't say anything."

The village chief sneered, "Huh! Do you still want to lie to me? If he didn't say anything, then, what has he been doing in your ears for a long time?"

Mo Yue smiled and said, "He kept blowing in my ear, he didn't say anything."

The village chief said angrily, "Blow? Who are you bluffing?"

Mo Yue sighed, "It's true, he really didn't say anything, he was really blowing. That's the kind of whirring—whooping, if you don’t believe it, you can ask himself." , Pointed at Luffy. But when he turned his face, he found that Luffy was glaring at him, and he couldn't help but stunned, "What? Am I wrong? Didn't you keep blowing into my ears?"

Unexpectedly, Luffy chuckled and laughed, "Huh? What are you talking about? What am I blowing into your ears?" Then, pretending to be mysterious, he stretched out his hand and patted the shoulder of Demon Yue. "Oh, what I told you just now, don't let others know."

When Luffy was speaking, he deliberately emphasized the second word of others. After speaking, he turned his face and glanced at the village chief. Now, the village chief's suspicion became more serious, and he couldn't help but sternly said, "Hey, what did you say just now? Why can't you let me know?"

Moyue looked at the village chief, and then at a serious Luffy. He couldn't laugh or cry, "The village chief, it seems you were really fooled by him, he really didn't say anything."

Luffy winked at Mo Yue, "I didn't say anything, I obviously said it. As for what I said, God knows and earth, you know me, you remember, don’t let the second person know. ."

Moyue watched Luffy’s fake pretend to say a word, but he wanted to scold his mother. He said, "You little bastard, obviously didn't say anything, but told me not to let the second person know. I wiped it. Now the situation is, You didn't say anything. Even the first person, me, didn't know what you said, and you said that you wouldn't let the second person know. Isn't this a joke? Moyue originally wanted to have an attack. Now what he wants to do most is to catch Luffy and beat him up, but he can’t do that. In addition, Luffy winked and winked hard at him, and the village head again Staring at him suspiciously, in this case, he just wants to hit someone again, where can he get it?

Just when Mo Yue was at a loss, Luffy suddenly walked to him, grabbed him, and whispered in his ear, "Cooperate with me."

The demon yue at this moment has already suffocated the fire in his stomach, and couldn't help but angrily said, "I cooperate with your grandmother, and you didn't say anything about your mother's mother. You were shocked to talk, but I want to ask you What did you just say?"

At this moment, despite Mo Yue's anger in his stomach, he looked up and saw the village chief looking at them straightforwardly, and he couldn't help lowering his voice and said the above words.

Luffy whispered embarrassedly, "Of course I didn't say anything."

Moyue couldn't laugh or cry, "Oh? Didn't say anything? Now you are finally telling the truth. But why did you tell the old man the village chief just now, what did you say to me, and pretended me not to tell others? By the way, I don’t even know what you are talking about, how should I tell others?"

Luffy whispered, "Your brain is not good, I am pretending to be mysterious now, I only have one purpose, which is to attract the village chief's attention. The reason why I tried so hard to divert the village chief Attention is also for you idiot."

Mo Yue sneered, "Bah! For me? What are you talking about?"

Lu Fei smiled, "Oh, it seems that you are really forgetful. Just now because of your big mouth, you said nonsense, and again said that you are not a human, which caused the village chief to be so suspicious. You Have you forgotten it all?"

With this reminder by Jing Lufei, Mo Yue suddenly remembered that he had said too much just because he had forgotten his form, and he lowered his head and sighed, "Oh, now that I remembered, all this is my fault. I always said and said. I just missed it again."

Lu Fei sneered, "Well, now is not the time to confess, you have a big mouth, I have nothing to do with you. Every time you poke out the basket, I wipe your **** behind, I am also drunk Up."

Moyue smiled bitterly, "I'm so sorry, you have to come and finish me every time."

Luffy smiled, "Apologize or something, no need. Next, you just have to cooperate with me and show him the act."

Mo Yue nodded, "Okay, no problem. If you continue to play him, I will cooperate with you."

Luffy stretched out his little finger and smiled, "Uh, okay, then it's settled."

"A word is a deal."

After Mo Yue finished speaking, he stretched out his little finger and hooked Luffy's little finger, and the two of them hooked their fingers affectionately. The village chief looked at him, realizing his anger was rising again, and shouted, "Hey, what the **** are you two doing? Are you still hooking your fingers? Are you making an agreement?"

Lu Fei coughed and coughed, "Village Chief, calm down. In fact, there is no agreement between us."

The village chief sneered, "Bah! Do you think I am a kid? Tell you, I've lived a long time, and it's not that easy to fool me. If it wasn't for some agreement between you, then why do you want to? Hook your fingers?"

Luffy raised his right hand, stretched out his little finger, made a hook shape, bends it a few times, pretending to laugh with ease, "Well, that, the reason I hooked my finger just now was mainly because of my fingers. I have suffered a bit of cold recently, a bit of arthritis, when it is bent, there are obstacles, if you don’t believe it, look." After saying that, I deliberately curled and straightened my little finger repeatedly, doing this several times, of course, every time I did it, It looks very uncomfortable.