Maoshan Ghostbusters

Luffy sighed, "So now, can you tell me why you are fighting with a woman?"

Mo Yue smiled bitterly, "Well, let me give you an example. It was many years ago. I fell in love with a beautiful and beautiful woman. I came here because of her beauty. Who knows, She is so beautiful, but she is naturally lonely and arrogant, that she has always been single, because she feels that none of the men around her can match her. Well, she is the kind of lonely self-admiration, especially noble, that feels all men in the world They are all inferior creatures, none of her food. It was not until she met me that she was deeply moved by my enthusiasm."

Lu Fei smiled, "Ahem, I'll interrupt here first, I feel you are a little bit exaggerated."

Demon Yue frowned, "What do you mean? I say that I blow it up? I tell you the truth, I'm telling the truth, I didn't blow it."

Luffy smiled, "You are really good, and you have all blown up like this. You still don't admit it? Look at what you just said, is it contradictory? According to your description, that woman is so beautiful and proud , I even think that there is no man in this world worthy of him, but how can she fall in love with such an ugly and heartbreaking guy like you, a woman whom no one looks down on?"

As soon as he finished speaking, the village head had already laughed forward and backward, "Emma, ​​this classmate Luffy, really laughed at me."

Luffy smiled, "Isn't that the case? How can a arrogant and beautiful woman who can't stand up to you, how can you fall in love with a man as ugly as Yasha."

Mo Yue said angrily, "Luffy, you are really too much. You openly squeezed me like this and broke my friendship!"

Luffy smiled and said, "Hey, are you really angry? Think about it carefully, are your words contradictory, since the woman you are talking about is unparalleled and very proud, with an eye above The beauty of the top, the suitors around her must be rich and handsome, but why did she not choose those beautiful and golden noble sons, and instead chose you as an ugly monster? This is really incredible. "

Mo Yue said angrily, "Ahhhhhhh, if you call me ugly again, I really want to turn my face."

Luffy smiled, "Just tell the truth, why are you so angry? But really, you look ugly."

Mo Yue said angrily, "Enough, dare you say? Besides, I'm really anxious. Well, whatever you see, the fact is that that beautiful and arrogant woman fell in love with me, even though there are countless pursuers around her , But, I still avoid all her suitors and become her servants under her skirt. Understand? This is the prelude to the whole story."

Luffy smiled and said, "Although the prelude of the whole story is ridiculously ridiculous, but I still choose to believe you, is it interesting? You go on."

Moyue sneered, "Hmph, okay, I went on. At that time, she fell in love with me so deeply, she loved me so much, she could even use the term crazy infatuation to describe her love to me at that time. Alas. , Maybe you can’t think of it, a peerless beauty like her actually said to me personally that she would not live without me. She also said that she would commit suicide for me. You said, if a woman, for me, even her own life can be Abandon, then, what reason do I not love her? Speaking of our best time, even if we sit opposite each other and say nothing, we just communicate with our eyes, we still feel that Deep love."

As soon as he finished speaking, Lu Fei suddenly ran under an old banyan tree in the ridge, supported the tree, and vomited violently. Of course, he didn't vomit anything, just kept retching.

The village chief saw Luffy retching and laughing while covering his mouth.

Moyue couldn't help it anymore, ran over, grabbed Luffy, and said angrily, "Hey, you bastard, have you laughed enough? I'm just describing how affectionate me and her were."

Luffy then raised his head, reached out to wipe the non-existent vomit, smiled mockingly, "Oh, I understand, I understand all of them. You said she loves you so much, even willing to commit suicide for you. , Then I ask you, did she commit suicide in the end?"

Demon Yue froze and stammered, "Well, this is naturally gone."

Luffy smiled, "Well, well, I have now exposed her first lie. She said that she loved you deeply and was willing to die for you, but in the end she did not do that, which shows that she is Lie, she is lying to you."

Mo Yue smiled bitterly, "No. I don't think she lied to me. She said she was willing to die for me, but I love her so much, so how can I bear to watch her die?"

Lu Fei smiled, "Well, let's not pursue the sweet words she said to you now. Let's talk about the words you just said, the two sit face to face, even if they don't say a word, they can feel that they are coming from each other. The deep love."

Mo Yue smiled bitterly, "What can be wrong with this? The old saying has a cloud, but there is nothing to say about each other, but there are only tears. The artistic conception described in this old saying is that this kind of pair of lovers sit face to face and watch affectionately. They get along with each other day and night, knowing everything they think in their hearts, even if they don’t say a word, they can communicate just through their eyes. This is what we usually say, at this time silence is better than sound."

Lu Fei smiled, "What are we doing now? Are you deciphering the mood of love?"

Mo Yue nodded, "Yes, you can think so. As the relationship deepens, the degree of dependence between the two gradually deepens. When the relationship between the two is deep to a certain level, it is indeed possible to understand each other only by eye contact. Meaning. Okay, now I'm going to talk about the deep relationship between me and her. We fell in love at first sight—"

Luffy smiled and said, "No, I have to interrupt here. Of course, don't get me wrong. The question I am thinking about now is, what is the probability of love at first sight between a peerless beauty and an ugly monster? "

The village chief chuckled and laughed again, Mo Yue's face couldn't be stretched, he pulled his throat open, and shouted, "Hey, I said you stupid, would you listen to the story? And you listen to the story. At that time, can there be fewer problems?"

Luffy smiled and said, "Although it is very impolite to keep interrupting the storyteller or question the authenticity of the story when a person is telling a story, I heard this, I feel that there are more and more irrationals in the whole story, so I have to ask questions."

Mo Yue said angrily, "I'm pooh! You're enough, you are so mixed now that I'm not in the mood to speak anymore." After speaking, he turned his face to one side angrily.