Manual of Space-Time Interference

"Da!"

Dialect lit the last cigarette in the cigarette case, threw the empty cigarette case aside, and took a sip.

In life, there will always be some unprovoked accidents, because people can never predict what will happen in the next second. For Dialect, his accident is: innocent crossing.

And now is the third time. As the saying goes, once you are born, you are familiar with the second time, and you become friends three times and four times. Now, he is probably tightly bound to this matter of crossing, and no one can leave him. .

I remember that the first time I traveled was in the early morning of February 28, 2017. At that time, Dialect was still asleep in the dormitory of Beijing University.

But when he opened his eyes, what he saw was a strange world. At that time, Yanjing was called the capital, and it was still an era when braids walked all over the street.

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On what would happen if a normal person's real body crossed into the Qing Dynasty?

Dialects who have had real experience will tell you that the stories in the novel are deceptive, and the real scene can be summed up in two words - "cruel".

In the early Qing Dynasty in history, for example, in the sixth year of Kangxi, when dialects crossed, the imperial court was implementing the political measure of "shaving hair and changing clothes" in a violent way.

In the imperial city at that time, the capital, the power center of the Qing Dynasty, it was also the most intolerable place without braids. Once you are found without braids, if you are lucky, you will be executed at noon the next day; if you are unfortunate, you may be able to witness the horror of the top ten tortures in the Qing Dynasty.

Secondly, for a normal person, a strange world without relatives and without any modern atmosphere will bring you great panic. And this can lead to confusion in your thinking and judgment, wrong behavior...

If you can overcome the above two points, then the next step is to consider your survival.

It is the instinct of every animal in the world to keep warm and to satisfy hunger. If you carry gold jewelry and other objects on your body, it will make you comfortable through the most difficult period after crossing.

If not, then I'm sorry, you will find that you can't get enough to eat, you can't find a place to live, and even keeping out the cold is a problem.

Later, you will find in your life that most of the knowledge you have acquired from modern times is useless.

It is impossible for you to promote socialist ideology or Marxism in the highly centralized Qing Dynasty; it is also impossible to make a standard ruler in an era when there is no precise unit of measurement.

Finally, according to the knowledge you have learned and your character in dealing with the world, your life is either mediocre or a little wealthy, and only a very few transmigrators can stand in the courtroom, be extremely noble, or have a wealth of wealth. Rich and Enemies...

The dialect is unfortunate, alone and without possessions. He was also lucky. He was not discovered by officers and soldiers without braids. When he was about to freeze to death on the street, a kind butcher took him home.

The butcher's surname is Zhang, and his name is Ju. He is an ordinary low-level commoner. He does the job of killing pigs, but he makes the dialect feel the warmth of the unfamiliar Qing Dynasty.

Dialect once asked Butcher Zhang why he was so kind to him. He not only gave himself medicine for the cold, but also bought fake braids for himself to solve his identity problem.

Butcher Zhang looked at the dialect and said with a grin, "I find you pleasing to the eye."

I didn't appreciate the style of Yanjing four hundred years ago, and I didn't even say "goodbye" to Butcher Zhang...

I thought I would be rich and secure in the Qing Dynasty, take a Qing Dynasty daughter-in-law, and give birth to a few big fat boys in the dialect, but unexpectedly returned to the modern day ten days later.

That night, Fang Yan took his roommate to the hotel, and in the stunned eyes, he poured a glass, and shrank under the table crying and laughing.

If it hadn't been for the second time travel in a month, classes, meals, dark nights, and sleep might have been the whole of his college life.

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It was the same morning of the 28th, and the same wake up on a strange street. The difference was that this time Yanjing was called Youzhou, and Yuan Shao was the one who made the call.

Once reborn, and second time familiar, the dialect who had a time-travel experience was obviously much calmer this time.

Without panic, he found a **** shop and sold the watch he didn't take off because he was drunk to his roommate Huang Shangqingsheng. Then he bought himself a suit of clothing from the Three Kingdoms era, and after finding a hat to cover his prominent inch head, he quietly integrated into this era.

Youzhou during the Three Kingdoms period is different from modern Yanjing, whether it is the antique buildings, the knights walking on their backs, the carriages slowly passing on the avenue, and the hawkers on both sides, this city is not contaminated with a modern atmosphere. , revealing a different kind of prosperous atmosphere. Of course, there are always shy and beautiful women, literati who talk eloquently and worry about the world...

Wander around the ancient neighborhoods, buy some small objects with the characteristics of the Three Kingdoms, see and experience Yichunyuan, ahem, customs...

Taking this time-travel as a dialect of travel, he returned to modern times after ten days without any accident, only to find that history played a huge joke on him.

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"The archaeological team opened the coffin in an ancient tomb suspected to be Cao Cao's tomb on April 5, and found an item suspected of being a modern watch in the coffin. The object was rusted, but had the approximate shape of a watch. The team found the hole left by the tomb robbers in the tomb, and initially judged that this was a prank by the tomb robbers..."

Brother Cao, didn't you build 72 suspected tombs? Why can't the coffin board be held down all of a sudden? How did you buy a watch last year?

Thinking about everything that happened to him, Dialect took a hard breath at the cigarette.

"I'm a beautiful woman, how can I be a thief, bah, I can't even be a thief!" Fang Yan looked at the forest where the bird didn't shit, and said with a wry smile, he threw the cigarette **** under his feet and stepped on it a few times.

"I can't live this day. I've already worn all my clothes, and I won't let you do anything." Fang Yan shook his head and sighed, bending over to pick up the cigarette butts and cigarette cases on the ground, raising his flashlight and swaying towards the cave behind him. go.

In the wild, the fire is always your most reliable friend. It can not only light and warm you, but also drive away mosquitoes and beasts.

After pulling open the backpack that was one person tall next to him, and taking out compressed biscuits and mineral water, UU Reading www.uukanshu.com dialect turned a little blue.

Next time, I must get a pot, bring a few more charging treasures, bring a few more packs of cigarettes, and prepare some air fresheners... Dialect mechanically chewed the bread, took out the notebook in the backpack, and carefully Written in detail.

Dialect is also a senior time-travel personnel. He also learned some time-travel experience while studying at Jinghua University.

The exact time when each crossing starts is on the 28th of each month, at 5:00 in the morning. After crossing, you will stay in the era of crossing for ten days, and at the same time, you will spend ten hours in modern times.

At the same time, he can carry some items for crossing, such as the backpack on his back, the things in the pockets, and the items grasped by both hands.

As for the location of his crossing, the dialect is a little confused, and he can only speculate that it is near his modern crossing point, that is, the projection of the modern crossing point in ancient times.

After eating, he threw the bread bag and the empty water bottle into the fire, and added a few pieces of wood. The fire in the cave began to brighten. Dialect walked outside the cave and looked at the spotless night sky.

"It's the ninth day, and we should go back tomorrow. I don't know what era this is." Dialect murmured.

Because of Brother Cao, Dialect cautiously chose a virgin forest around Yanjing as the crossing point.

Now he feels like he is playing a single-player survival game called "Ten Tian Ancient World". If he fanned his little wings too much, maybe after returning to the modern age, it is not just Cao Cao's problem. .

Dialect shook his head, turned back to the cave, opened the tent and lay in, turned the switch to low light, took out the "A Brief History of Time" next to it, opened it, and a drawing fell out of the book... ..