Male God, a Little Su

Lu Jingming lifted his eyelids and glanced at Lu Xiao indifferently.

His voice was hoarse, "Are you busy lately?"

Those cold and sharp eyes made Lu Xiao shiver.

He immediately shook his head, "No, no, I'm so busy! I can't finish the homework assigned by the school! Didn't I hear that my uncle was in a bad mood, so my nephew came here to help my uncle?"

actually not--

The main reason is that the family is urging marriage again, and the old man has given orders. Whether it is a man or a woman, he must find a partner.

Otherwise, what if you want to be alone forever?

Lu Jingming didn't lift his head.

Lu Xiao grimaced, "Uncle, are you thinking of spring?"

Lu Jingming sneered.

"Does that mean you have a girlfriend?"

"Uncle, what are you unhappy about, say it! I'm afraid of you!" He was so frightened that he didn't even dare to speak out.

"I'm not unhappy, if it's okay, you can go."

Lu Jingming directly ordered the expulsion. He called the secretary's office, "Ning Qian, drive Lu Xiao out."

Lu Xiao, who was very unpopular with his uncle, couldn't help but roll his eyes, thinking that he was a handsome guy who was loved by everyone at school, and the flowers were blooming!

"Wait a minute - wait a minute, uncle! I can really help! In other words, is there something wrong with you, uncle?" Lu Xiao stretched his neck and said gossip: "You don't know, uncle, I might not be as good as others. You, but when it comes to picking up girls, you are definitely at the master level!"

Seeing that Lu Jingming ignored him and didn't even change his expression, Lu Xiao made persistent efforts, "It's true! I swear by my ninety-nine ex-girlfriends!"

"Then your ex-girlfriends have bad eyesight."

Lu Jingming's thin lips parted lightly, narrating in a serious manner.

"Uncle! Without personal attacks!" Lu Xiao stared.

"Snapped--"

Lu Jingming threw the signature pen on the table, raised his hand to loosen his tie, and took off his glasses casually, revealing a pair of extremely dangerous cold eyes.

Lu Xiao quickly jumped far.

After hiding on the sofa, he leaned on the sofa and said vigilantly, "Uncle, let's be realistic and not bring domestic violence!"

Domestic violence?

Lu Jingming smiled and touched his upper jaw, as the girl said not long ago.

He shook his head, raised his chin slightly and asked, "Then tell me, what do girls like to eat?"

"Huh?" Lu Xiao was stunned, looking up at Shang Lu Jingming's impatient look, he immediately blurted out, "Dessert!"

Lying on the sofa, he talked endlessly, "Girls especially like to eat those kind of small desserts with beautiful shapes and tender pink! There are also milk tea and various snacks~ After all, girls are visual animals~ Oh, by the way," Lu Xiao snapped his fingers, "According to the experience accumulated by my ninety-nine ex-girlfriends, girls are the ultimate fluff control, the least resistant to those soft dolls or something. !"

Lu Jingming listened quietly, and thought flashed across his eyes.

"Then if the other party is angry without warning, why?"

Lu Xiao answered it casually, "Auntie, but girls have a thousand ways to get angry. What a man has to do is to coax her."

coax? How to coax?

Lu Jingming thought of a greedy person who didn't even come out to eat this time.

After living for nearly thirty years, Lu Jingming has never felt helpless until now——

Seeing Lu Jingming's silence, Lu Xiao thought that his uncle was macho and could not save face.

Persuaded: "Uncle, I'm not telling you, other people's girls, like a flower, are all to be coaxed! If you look like a wood, it's no wonder people are angry!"