Magic Farmer Dara

... Of course you do, but how?

We only have a drilling rig and not an excavator!

Ass! So always, if something flies, then it flies a whole flock ...

This is about the problem. We have such a culture that you want!

Yes I know! You have all the fatalists!

Otherwise how can you survive with us?

I'm not talking about living!

What to do?

Boer, we have a spare, this is not a problem. But you need to dig two meters, see what's there?

Maybe this is some kind of plate? Since the era of industrialization?

Yes, it can be!

I remember that we somehow helped in the part-time work to geologists, together with them we made maps on land pollution. There we learned that many of the current farms were formerly agricultural airports!

At that time, the era of rampant industrialization, people didn't understand a damn thing from the point of view of ecology, health protection ... Some scientists even smeared DDT so that their bugs would not bite during field studies. Asbestos was in the buildings ... And the reservoirs in the steppe were made by blowing up small nuclear charges ... Lakes with diameters of 100 meters were formed and filled with underground waters ...

So these airports in the steppe ... they stored DDT, pesticides, herbicides and other chemicals for processing before and after sowing ...

Moreover, these airports were not indicated anywhere anywhere ... so that when they gave the command, the planes were written off, sold, and the runways themselves were plowed up, turning them into farms ... Well, now nobody knows where these old airports are ... it's probably not difficult to guess what In these places, exceeding the maximum allowable dosages are available in dozens, if not hundreds of times.

I do not speak already of cattle cemeteries with anthrax spread across the steppes ... no one now remembers where they ... and then turned the steppes into pastures ...

The remember, when the nuclear power plant in Eastern Europe sank in Eastern Europe ... then we didn't have any sugar, sweets or shortages at all. And then suddenly the train went - sweets and sugar, just from that side ...

Nothing, there was nothing to eat, people ate and I ate while I was alive ... and so who knows what was there?

Once live!

Yes, that time was generally tough, the prices in the store were alone, a pack of pencils cost 30 cents, and on the market they were already sold for $ 120! Cheats were 3000 - 10,000 percent! They moistened in vain, bandits, shootouts, at night it was scary to get out. But nothing time has passed, everything was resolved ... somehow. People have become more civilized, they just stopped killing.

So no one can say for sure what's down there? Maybe a buried tank, maybe a tractor, or maybe a cast-iron hatch, and maybe some kind of pipe ... maybe a treasure? Although unlikely?

But who knows? Yes, I recently read online that when the reconstruction of a place of the 17th century was carried out, the tractor fell into a well, the tractor driver died. The well was 19 meters deep. At the bottom of which they found an iron chest and there gold and silver coins of 1907-1910 ... precious stones and old books. Apparently someone hid when the new owners came, but failed to return ...

Although I do not think we will find treasure either.

Okay, then let's go back and I'll bring a tractor, do we have your remote tractor, and Fang?

This is not mine, but already your tractor, Dara!

Yes, yes, you are right, he is mine, well, or ours, rather!

Anyway, it's a pity, we just arrived, and we need to go back!

That is life!

Not everything turns out as you want ...

Yeah, especially when the equipment is old, the attitude in society is exhausted, the clans want more, but they don't know when to stop ...

Nothing amazing!

Now I'm also starting to doubt a little about my business ?!

But as the Japanese say, it is better to try than to do nothing!

The Japanese, of course, well done, but they did not live with us ... in the clan world, we would rather say "give up hope to everyone who comes here!"

If you are lucky, they will not immediately close, they will not press, the house, farm, plant, in short, they will not take it away ...

The luck in our business is actually 80 percent success, 10 idea and 10 work capacity.

In the clan world, one hundred percent success is having a powerful clan behind you!

If we honestly competed, we would have a chance! But we have no such thing as competition! If something is interesting to the clan, it will be just a monopoly!

Yeah ... in this situation, I don't want to do anything at all.

Aha I had a familiar successful businessman. He traveled all over the world, picked the most delicious cocoa beans in South America, chose the most delicious dry fruits from Iran and India and brought the most ripe nuts. From Switzerland, brought a new candy factory. He had 40 pros. Candies were of the highest standard, even a kugel from Salzburg, which in Austria was unsuitable for him. Highest sample! At the same time, prices were moderate for the domestic market. 1 kg cost 20 dollars! Then the engineers had about $ 12 salaries! I was getting 6 dollars ... and I could afford to buy 2-3 candies. But it was gorgeous candy!

On him drove. The business was taken, one, two, three, four, 25 times ... he spat and left for Spain. I changed citizenship, said that I would never come back to my homeland. In Spain, he has his own shop where he sells cocoa and chocolates. He no longer wants to develop production, do something, strive for something. Everything! He has no interest, no strength ... and no desire.

So, I understand it ... if there is no respect for private property, what investments, what medium-term investments can we talk about? No faith ...

We even have a magical farm ... maybe we will get lucky and clans won't notice us. And so it would be bad, to lose everything ... just because of some horse-radish from the mountain, I wanted to try to work, get my job, simply taking it away from someone else ...

Then he will lose, throw ... sell and leave to study in the US or the UK ... get a degree from Harvard, Princeton, Stanford, Oxford ... come back and intelligently teach how to live, how to do business ...

You all go ...

The common man from where such big money?

Right there ...

If we take away once, the second time we will not open for sure!

Such an experience will clearly show that doing business is clearly not worth it without a good cover for a powerful clan.

If you are a simple person from the street, then nothing shines for you.

So what to worry about?

They all go to the forest! This is also one of the Russian idioms, such as saying, you all go to three well-known letters ...

Therefore, the Russian language in such situations is very informative, clear, short and expresses all feelings. Although, of course, swearing is not good!

Well, okay, let's go back!

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Hey, Suhrab, can you help us dig out 2 meters?

Yes, no question, let's do it!

Should I get there by my own?

Yes, it's a problem!!!

We don't have a machine to transport the tractor!

Well, I can do it myself, this is not a problem for me!

Eeee ... why once again attract attention?

Let's call first, Masa, this is Kamol's grandfather's nephew, he is a farmer, he has a big tractor.

Well, call me!

Hey, master, what about me?

We will not shine once again, Suhrab, there are many eyes ...

Well, as you say!

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On the second ringing phone picked up.

Peace and prosperity to you! Is this a respected Masa?

Yes!

Who is asking?

It's me, Dara! I came to Grandma Makhtub and she ...

Oh, it's you brother! Uncle told you to help me as much as I can!

How are you? How is your health? Like at home? All is well?

Yes thank you! Dear Masa!

That's what I'm calling ...

Yes, I realized something you need to plow?

Do I need a tractor?

Yes!

Good!

When?

Now!

I generally had my own plans!

I will pay! This is an urgent double price!

Ahahahahahahaha!

This of course makes a difference!

Okay, I can postpone my business for later!

Who will refuse extra money?

We have farmers, you know, every penny in the case will go!

Food, already! I will be in 25 minutes - 30!

Dear Masa! Thank you so much!

Do you have an excavator?

BUT? Plowing is not necessary?

No, we have a drill stuck ...

Boer?

What oil look for!

Ahahahahahahahahaha!

I'm so kidding!

If in truth, why are you boring then?

Do you have permission?

Yes, there are all permissions and with a big seal!

We want to put artesian well!

Where?

On the fourth buffer zone!

This is the third section?!

Yes, it is!

I also thought that there is water there!

Do you have a plot there?

Yes, this is the site of Grandma Abi-Biya!

Sure sure!

Well, well, if you find water, I will come to you!

Buy!

Yes, you that dear Masa, as you can, all for free!

Wow! Well, then I will help you at half price, uncle asked for you, as neighbors, should help each other!

I will fill the barrel in 200 liters!

You do not mind?

Gap Nest!

Well! Cool!

Yes, I have mounted buckets, 75 and 65 cm each, I attach the trolley, I put one there, and I attach the second to the tractor, then I'll probably come up to the third section in 45 minutes, is it near the hills?

Yes!

Good! How will I drive up the chimney! (the tube is the telephone tube).

Have agreed!

Dear Masa, then let me invite you to dinner too!

Wow, wow! It was from this that you had to start a conversation!

Urban!

Yes, Masa!

I'm city too! Do not be afraid, break through!

Well, I went!

Have a good trip!

Thanks bro!

What about lunch?

Where will we eat?

How do you see the cafe at Aunt Salima?

Not bad!

What will you order?

Mutton broth, with meat, horse meat, homemade noodles. Fried rice with lamb, quince, baked garlic, carrots. Samsy - from tandoor, with potatoes, with pumpkin, with lamb with fat! Salad of tomatoes, cucumbers, garlic, parsley, dill, red, sweet onions, sweet peppers!

Tea green, long leaf! Oolong! Well, on the road we take with you 20-30 samsa!

How do you look at it?

It's great, I tell you what!

Samus have Aunt Salima, the best in the area!

Already rushing!

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Will you treat my guys, Dara?

It's over! There is more fun for everyone!

Well, then we went back! Thank you Suhrab!

Arzimiydi! It's my pleasure!

Okay, let's go back!

Soft road to you!

Thank you for your kind wishes!

Shire, can you drive gently?

I can, but Baraz will doubt!

So you have to jump on the bumps!

Good!

Hey, Dara, why couldn't you call from the third section?

Some kind of you scattered!

You need to be able to appreciate every penny, save!

Then you will succeed!

Spender need not be!

Yes, I somehow forgot that we do not have a transport for a tractori.

Apparently, it will be necessary later to buy a small truck or jeep with a platform for the transportation of oversized cargo.

Not yet needed! Why waste money!

Here you have a good neighbor!

Will help!

A small tractor, he can not quickly dig a hole, and even an excavator of 25 cm!

Here a large tractor in 30 minutes with a maximum of 1 hour will cope with the work. Then you will need to pull this piece of iron out of the pit. A small tractor can not pull out the iron!

So without Masa can not do!

Aha!

Learn from life! Then in the future you will be easier to deal with such situations!

Good!

Well, let's go back!

Oh, sorry for gasoline!

Well, nothing, the experience of the son of difficult mistakes and the enlightenment of the spirit, as he said, the Russian classic!

Russian smart guys!

Aha!

They first went into space! In this direction, they were the coolest thirty years from 1960 to 1980 ... and then their Americans dashed off ... Well, this is understandable. Whoever has a better economy is cooler. Here you can not argue!

By the way, here I remembered the conversation of three Americans and two Europeans. For me it was a shock. We were at a workshop in Vienna, Austria, in the heart of Western Europe. Europeans one was Irish and the second was German. The Americans are two whites, one of them is a descendant from Ireland and the other from Holland is in the fifth generation ... and the third is descendant from Japan in the third generation. The guys from Myanmar. I had an acquaintance there, we together with him on internships in India studied in one department - historical cartography. So he says an Asian from America, you're not American! Other Americans say no he is American! I thought, what a friendly countrymen!

Then in the evening, a German and says, an Asian-American - you are not an American! That one, no, I'm American!Two of his countryman and they say, no, you're not American, you're Asian! I was once again shocked, why such a strange attitude? Probably some kind of domestic subtleties in relations with ethnic minorities? Or maybe elements of manifestation of xenophobia or racism? Probably every resident of the former colonies met with this phenomenon when meeting with a representative of the metropolis. What just does not happen, in everyday life, all the subtleties and differences in mentality can slip.

This is an ordinary reaction, a different view of history, some from the point of view of the empire, others from the point of view of the colony. This is quite natural.

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And here we are ... well, how are there any changes?

Yes, we drilled two meters north of the first point and again the drill broke at around 2 meters 24 centimeters! Here we stand for now, we think! It's good that we still have two dozen Boers!

How are you doing?

We have?

Yes, the tractor was called, in about 15-20 minutes it will drive up!

Good!

Then how do you make a well, let's go eat meat together!

Wow !!!! Cool!!! Great! Cool!

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Here Masa drove up ...