Mad Son-in-law

More than twenty people, except for the leader outside the door, rushed in.

It's a pity that the room was in a mess, and it was obvious that someone had gone to the building to be empty.

Just when everyone was a little startled, a voice suddenly faintly came from the room.

"welcome!"

Everyone was startled, and someone shouted: "Who is talking!"

"Don't look for it, listen to me!" The voice said, "I am Wang Jie, who is the person you are looking for. However, because there is something to do, I will take a step first and I won't show you tea. I know, Because of my Yushu's face in the wind, my otherworldly talents, and my arrogant temperament, no matter where I hide, I can't hide from your worship."

"Search it for me!" The leader at the door cursed: "Smelly shameless, don't be ashamed."

"Hey, thief, you scold me!" Wang Jie said with a smile: "You can't see me, but I can see you. Knowing that you admire me, but you have a limit. I, Lao Tzu became angry. Go back and tell Zong Hai that he will take care of Wang's affairs, otherwise, Lao Tzu will be so handsome if he makes an appearance!"

This leader was taken aback, Wang Jie could hear himself talking, could it be said that he was really in this room?

"What else to look at, search!"

A group of people rummaged through the 100-square-foot house, and someone said loudly, "Master, the bathroom door of the master bedroom is locked. No one else..."

"Hey, hey, you can't enter the bathroom!" Wang Jie's voice continued to faintly said: "Although I am leaving, there is still my privacy in there! Okay, I have a showdown. In fact, this is the case last night. I have a bad stomach and pulled the bathroom on the floor. I really can’t bear to look at it. I advise you to forget it... Otherwise, when you look at that'full of gold', you will feel sick again..."

Listening to Wang Jie's slippery tone, the popularity of this room was blown to the lungs.

At this moment, suddenly there was a rustling sound from the bathroom door, and then something seemed to be knocking gently on the door.

"San Ye, something is happening!"

When everyone looked up, Wang Jie became anxious and hurriedly said loudly: "Brothers, calm, calm, curiosity killed the cat. Forget it, let me be honest with you, there is a camera on the door of the bathroom, look! Look."

Everyone took a closer look, and sure enough, there was a small red line above the door.

"Hey, do you believe it?" Wang Jie smiled and said, "I'm really looking at you. So, don't act rashly. Here, I have been raising a Tibetan mastiff."

"Fuck you!" The big ruffian who took the lead slashed down with an axe, and the camera was smashed to pieces!

"Yeah, you have a good temper!" Wang Jie said with a smile, "I knew you were coming, but this camera doesn't have it? You have looked up, and there is one on the chandelier. I can still see you!"

Wang Jie's hippy smiley tone was really irritating, and the group wanted to hit the camera on their head again.

"Don't bother!" Wang Jie said with a smile: "Tell you the truth. In this room, I pressed dozens of cameras and looked at you from all angles. Did you come here? So? Ah, hurry up, lest the Tibetan mastiff comes out, I see a joke! Hey!"

The more angry the guy called the "San Ye", the more Wang Jie said so, the less reconciled he was!

"Wang, since you can see and hear me, well, I sue you, don't use this little trick to provoke our bottom line, and get out of Yangcheng. This city is a man and me. Adventurer’s paradise, you kindergarten **** is not suitable for this place. Otherwise, don’t let me catch you, I will smash you into pieces..."

Wang Jie smiled and said: "Hey, you speak with a big tone. What kind of person are you beside Zong Hai? If you get lucky, go back and tell Zong Hai that Wang Jie is not a soft persimmon to be ravaged. Although I am inconspicuous, like a pebble, I like to hide in people’s eyes. Whoever grinds me, I grind his eyes blind. Zong Hai is in my eyes, but just a mess Son, I don’t deserve to participate in this game!"

"Doug, you dare to talk to my big brother like this!" The leader was furious, took out the gun, and yelled: "I want to see what is hidden in this room. The Tibetan Mastiff, I will also break it!"

"Don't, I beg for mercy. Can't I give up if I give up?" Wang Jie said in a panic: "Big brother, are you the big brother, right? It's really just a small animal inside. You have the ability to catch me, you and the small animals? What's your name! You said you, a big man with a size of eight meters, how can you be so mindless? Didn't I say it. Don't open the door..."

"Don't care about this bastard, let me see what's hidden inside!"

This leader stopped ignoring Wang Jie, holding a gun, slapped forward, and kicked the bathroom door open...

"His..."

"His..."

"His..."

There was a horrible sound from the bathroom, and the people outside were dumbfounded.

Wang Jie sighed in the air, and said with a very regretful look: "Why don't you listen to persuasion so much, I will say, don't open the door, don't open the door, you just don't listen... This time it's bad, let go of a bunch of little ones. animal!"

Wang Jie was in trouble, but these people in front of the camera had already inadvertently competed with him, and fled with yelling!

"Snake...snake...snake!"

The eldest brother who took the lead let out a cry of surprise, and he was terrified that the bullet in the pistol was finished...

But you should know that there are hundreds of snakes of all kinds in this bathroom of less than two square meters.

These snakes were originally kept in the dark bathroom by Wang Jie, but they were really good as soon as the door was opened. When the sun shone, and the temperature of so many people above and beyond, they were trapped for a day and a night. The snake went crazy in an instant, and it ejected like a sharp arrow!

The first one to suffer was the seven leaders who refused to accept and eight were not angry and flaunted their might. A King Jin snake entrenched on the toilet lid directly rushed over and bit the man's neck directly.

Others who were close were also caught in an instant, screaming and wailing.

Hundreds of snakes in the bathroom meandered out like going to a market, moving around, making terrible hissing noises everywhere. When the group of **** standing on the periphery saw that the momentum was not good, they couldn't take care of their brothers, so Sa Yazi ran away...

Wang Jie sat on the other end of the camera and chuckled softly: "Look, you will fly separately in the face of the disaster. You should have a bit of memory when you die. Forget it, let me tell you, the non-venomous snake I bought specifically. Otherwise, you all have to hang on here! Let you live, it is not that you deserve to live, but that I want to tell Zonghai a truth, to leave myself two points in everything, if there is something similar to me last time, I will , Must kill him personally..."

In Wang Jie's ridicule, these guys who were frightened by the snakes didn't care about picking up their guns, and all ran out with a brainstorm...