Mad Son-in-law

Rob told Wang Jie that his friend had always had great abilities, but his temper was correspondingly poor, so it was not easy to ask him to do things.

Wang Jie murmured: "No matter how bad temper, can you still be worse than you old men? Don't worry, who am I, Wang Jie? A professional householder who respects the elderly! Why don't you take care of you guys properly in the past few years!"

Rob smiled and said, "Your kid just has a good mouth, as if we have treated you badly. Who did you learn from your medical skills, cooking skills, and literary appreciation skills? Didn't the few of us teach them all? Not so much. You respect the old, it is better to say that we are respected and respected, kindness is as heavy as a mountain, love is as deep as the sea, old cattle lick calves, and bones are connected..."

"Certainly, stop it, you don't want to blush, to praise your idiom dictionary is broken. It's also connected to the flesh, why don't you talk about the iron squid!" Wang Jie snorted: "Old man, Stop talking nonsense and tell me the address quickly!"

Rob gave his friend's address to Wang Jie, and finally told him: "I can tell you kid, my friend is an old kid, you have to be a little psychologically prepared, he likes to make jokes the most."

"It's okay, as long as he has the ability, let me perform the sugar cake hot back of my head!"

Wang Jie took down the address, hung up the phone, and turned to Zhang Dabiao and Zan Xichuan and said, "Let's go!"

Zan Xichuan snorted, pointed out the window and said, "Master, get confused, where to find someone in the middle of the night!"

Only then did Wang Jie realize that he had been running around for a day.

"Then talk about it tomorrow morning. By the way, why didn't you see Hao Meng and the prince!"

Zan Xichuan said: "It's almost twelve o'clock, they have already fallen asleep. Oh, didn't Hao Meng take the prince to the hospital today? The expert said, there is no drama in China. In my opinion, it is just a group of quack doctors. , A person who is not blind should not be blind, this child is so clever, he should not be a little blind in his life."

Zhang Dabiao said: "I said Lao Zan, I understand your feelings, none of us want the prince to stay blind. However, in the final analysis, it should be based on science, supplemented by your so-called "theology". ."

Zan Xichuan glared at Zhang Dabiao and hummed: "Big cat, look down on our warlock, right? You ranted rants, be careful of breaking the big precept. The old man pinches and counts, your kid will have a bad luck tomorrow. The hexagram has a word : Sitting on the yellow dragon arrow, hiding Thor in the belly. Horseback riding, squatting, scaring away the millions of troops."

Zhang Dabiao grinned and said: "Your old boy frightened me? Why didn't I hear the meaning of bad luck? Huanglong, Thor, horseback riding, and a million army, this momentum is clearly a straight horse. Taking the head of the generals in the army, I think I am going to develop..."

Such is one night.

Early the next morning, Wang Jie brought Zhang Dabiao and Zan Xichuan straight to the address given by Rob.

The destination is also a dilapidated alley, surrounded by civilian areas.

Zan Xichuan muttered, "Isn't he a master? How can I live in such a place?"

Zhang Dabiao said, "Come on. Lao Zan, when you were in Yuncheng, you were pretending to be an expert. Did you live in a villa and drive a car? Besides, you can take a look at Rob and some of them. With the temperament and life style of the old man, you can imagine what kind of rich his friends will be?"

Wang Jie said: "You judge people by appearance and vulgarity. Whoever says that an expert has to live in a luxury house, drive a luxury car, sleep in a luxury girl? You are talking about the profligate second generation of the rich. You will see people later, Let’s be polite and don’t talk nonsense. After all, I’m here to beg."

While talking, the three people entered the alley.

Wang Jie asked an old man basking in the sun on a street corner: "Master, do you know where the Little Poison King Clinic is?"

The old man squinted his eyes and asked, "Do you buy rat medicine or cockroach medicine?"

"No, no!" Wang Jie thought that the old man had heard it wrong, so he said again: "We are looking for him to see a doctor..."

The old man raised his eyelids and smiled and said, "You three? See a doctor? Hey, interesting. Go inside, and the stall is at the door."

Wang Jie said in his heart, is there anything funny about this?

The three people walked inside, and after a while, they saw a stall under a shabby guise, on which four characters were written with a brush: All the beasts return to the circle.

"What kind of friend Rob is this? I don't have a high level of education. People are clearly referring to a hundred years of life. They are talking about the health and longevity of centenarians, and they mean that the offsprings are well-developed. As a result, he made these four words wrong. Two!" Zhang Dabiao snorted.

Wang Jie scratched his head and looked at the things on the stall. He was even more dumbfounded. What he sold was really rat poison, cockroach medicine, and mosquito coils. Is this what Rob was talking about?

"Master Wang is there? See a doctor!" Wang Jie shouted loudly.

Who knows, there was a burst of breath, and someone opened the mouth behind the booth: "Here, here, let it go, let me see."

Wang Jie discovered that this person was sitting on the pony at the back of the stall, leaning up against the tree, and holding a book in his hand, so he didn't see it just now.

"You are Master Wang? The younger generation is polite! In fact, we are looking for you for something, not a doctor..."

"What gossip about not seeing a doctor? I have no time, please do it!" The man continued to read the book without looking up, as if immersed in a sea of ​​knowledge.

Wang Jie frowned. He was indeed a grotesque person. Isn't he just talking to a doctor? have!

Wang Jiechao Zhang Dabiao slammed. Zhang Dabiao stretched out his arm and handed it up, and said loudly, "See a doctor, come on!"

The man still turned the pages of the book and said lightly: "I have a good appetite recently, my skin is white and red, the hair is black and shiny, the body is obese, the limbs are strong, and I have enough sleep. This shows that I am healthy!"

Zhang Dabiao smiled and said, "Hey, that's okay, that's right! I have eaten it recently!

"If this is the case, then it can be used for breeding, it is very suitable for sow breeding!" The man chuckled lightly, closed the book in his hand, and patted it on the stall!

Wang Jie and Zan Xichuan looked down and discovered that the title of the book was shocking: Breeding and Nursing of Sows!

Zhang Dabiao was so angry that he stood up abruptly, and he was not good at swearing, so he muttered: "I said, sir, are you hurting or not? I'm a living person to see a doctor, so you can get me a sow breeding treatment. , Isn't this a curse?"

The people behind the stall were nothing like Rob and their age. At a glance, they were at least ten years younger. This person smiled faintly, raised his hand and said, "Look at my pretense!"

"All the beasts are back! You made a typo!" Zhang Dabiao rolled his eyes.

Wang Jie was stunned, but he suddenly understood, and blurted out: "Are you... a veterinarian?"

"Hey, yes, I am a veterinarian, but you came and asked me to see you. Is it my fault, or is your brain watt?"

Wang Jie didn't smile so bitterly, Rob, Rob, you can really play with people when you are old! You keep saying that this person is your doctor, so you can just tell me that he is a veterinarian.

"Sorry, uncle, I made a misunderstanding! You are Wang Fuhua, are you Mr. Wang?" Wang Jie asked politely.

This person waved his hand and said, "Don't get close to me. Buy cockroach medicine. Why should you go if you don't buy it? Don't delay my advanced studies." He said, he held up the book again.

"Hey, uncle, isn't it a bit too much? To put it ugly, isn't this just relying on the old to sell the old? We are all so amiable, can't you just listen to us? There is no courtesy at all!" Zhang Dabiao muttered helplessly.

"I'm sorry, kid, do you raise pigs? If you raise pigs, we can talk a little longer, otherwise, please!"

"Hey, how come I can't live without this pig raising!" Zhang Dabiao pointed to his big face, and said to Zan Xichuan and Wang Jie: "Look at me, do I look like a pig raiser?"

Zan Xichuan smiled, scratched his head, and nodded: "Big cat, to be honest, you really look like it. Big head, thick neck, no kids and pigs..."

"Old Zan, your uncle, you tease me too!" Zhang Dabiao shouted.

Wang Jie glared at the two of them, then turned towards the front humanely: "Mr. Wang, I am from Yuncheng. Mr. Luo, Mr. Niu and Mr. Shi are all my mentors. It is Rob who asked me to come to you. Yes, please give me some time..."