Lord of Puluo

Master Bashan glanced at the broken limbs in the room and sneered: "She usually pretends to be a kind-hearted woman but does things behind the scenes. Such a vicious and duplicitous bitch should be punished by a thousand cuts." cut."

She was scolding Meng Yuchun, but Hong Ying misunderstood.

Hong Ying followed the sound and turned the gun and asked: "Old man, who are you scolding?"

Master Bashan waved his crutch: "Are you the spirit of the house?"

"Yes!" Hong Ying shook the tip of her spear with amusement.

Now the tip of the gun is full of blood, and coupled with the original metal base, it has a different kind of beauty.

Master Bashan waved his crutch and was about to strike when he suddenly heard a voice from the record player: "Hey bitch, what kind of house spirit are you? Is it your turn to make the decision in this family?"

Master Bashan looked at the record player. At first he only saw steam and smoke coming from the thing, and thought it was a tea stove.

Now I know that there is a record on this thing, the record keeps spinning, and the trumpet can make sound.

Meng Yuchun actually has two house spirits.

I have heard of this matter. Some high-level home cultivators do have more than one home spirit.

What does that man do?

Master Bashan looked at Li Banfeng: "Are you also a house spirit?"

"I..." Li Banfeng didn't know how to explain.

Master Bashan laughed and said, "That's all, I'll send you on the road together!"

boom!

The crutch hit the ground, invisible force rose up, and the corpses and various magic weapons in the room flew up.

Tang Dao exclaimed and got into Li Banfeng's pocket along with his gloves.

The music box is a bit clumsy. I want to find Li Banfeng, but I can't fly there.

The judge's pen was suspended in the air. He didn't take it seriously and turned over to sleep.

The month card rolled itself up, hung it on the pendulum, and flew to Li Banfeng's side together with the wine gourd.

It may not be safe to fly to Li Banfeng, because Li Banfeng himself also flew.

In the main hall of the residence, the tables, chairs, benches, rice bowls and buckets, including Li Banfeng's bed, all flew up.

"Li Xiu?" The record player didn't fly, and it was spitting out steam calmly, "This Taoist sect is rare."

"Is there something rare that didn't exist on the battlefield back then?" Hong Ying didn't fly, and her long, disheveled hair floated slightly.

Chichi~

The record player smiled and said: "Blind woman, this is not the age anymore. Lixiu is almost being forced by martial arts to have no way out."

Hong Ying snorted coldly: "One strength can defeat ten skills, one can defeat hundreds of skills at once, martial arts cultivation is nothing!"

The two were still arguing about their cultivation, and Master Bashan realized that something was seriously wrong.

These two house spirits did not fly, which proved that their strength was not inferior to Meng Yuchun. It was very difficult to kill them in a short time.

Seeing that the male otaku spirit has no abilities, I will use him as a blackmail to see if I can find a way to escape.

The mountain master changed his strength and wanted to throw Li Banfeng to the ground.

Banglang~ Banglang~ Banglang!

The tight drum beat sounded, and the mountain master felt that his breath was not smooth and it was difficult to perform his skills.

Amidst the rhythm of gongs and drums, Li Banfeng slowly fell back to his original place along with a room full of furniture and magic weapons. The lady cracked the mountain master's technique.

The mountain master waved his cane and hit the record player.

boom!

The front cabinet of the record player made a muffled sound.

The mountain master hit the front door of the record player, but not with enough force. Her breath kept beating with the drum beat, and the forces in her body were conflicting with each other.

The record player sang in a cold voice: "Old woman who doesn't know how to die, who told you to touch my husband?"

The old woman trembled, gathering all her strength to get rid of the control of the record player.

The gongs and drums became more and more dense, mixed with the lady's gloomy singing: "I went to the Wangxiang Terrace to check for myself, and I saw only small ghost soldiers and big ghost judges, holding the souls of the dead, wearing iron chains, miserable, miserable, and the cold wind It's blowing so much that it chills me to the bone."

"Exploring the Yin Mountains" was originally a aria with a colorful face, but the lady changed the tune, changed the banyan, and turned it into a Tsing Yi aria. The melody was so gloomy and miserable that the mountain master was frightened and broke into a cold sweat.

no.

I can't beat this house spirit!

The mountain master turned around and walked out of the door, but the door could not be opened.

She saw there was a door behind Li Banfeng, and the mountain master transformed into a will-o'-the-wisp and rushed through.

This angered the lady even more. She thought the old woman was going to Li Banfeng.

A cloud of steam came, forcing the old woman to reveal her true form. The needle directly pierced the eyeball, hooked on the eye socket, and hooked the old woman back.

"You really don't know how to live and die, and you dare to touch my husband!" The boiling steam burned the needle red, and the old woman's eyes were filled with smoke.

The old woman tried to use brute force to break the needle of the record player, but the gloomy singing never stopped, and the old woman could not exert her strength.

Li Banfeng didn't understand.

The lady's singing is very nice, but why is she so lethal to the old woman?

While thinking about it, there was a sudden feeling of moist heat in my ears.

what's the situation?

Li Banfeng took off his earrings and said angrily: "Didn't you say you are not allowed to pee on my ears?"

Hong Ying warned Earring: "Listen carefully to what I'm told to listen to, and don't listen to what I'm not allowed to hear. This evil woman is afraid of hurting her man, so she lets you listen to some nice things. If I let you hear the real voice, Come, your soul will be scared away."

Master Bashan moved her wrist. There was a gold bracelet on her wrist. This bracelet was a rare spiritual object, and it might be able to save her.

After moving for a long time, the bracelet did not respond.

Strange, where is the bracelet?

The bracelet is missing!

The needle heats up again, and the singing voices are intertwined, as if there are thousands of actors singing a big drama together.

Hanging on the needle, the mountain master gradually stopped struggling, and the lyrics of the record player made her fall into a trance.

Another needle was inserted into the top of her head. The mountain master's body twitched and her eyes rolled up, as if her brain had been sucked out.

Li Banfeng sighed in his heart, fortunately I am a decent person and my home is also a decent place.

If this were someone else's house, with blood dripping on the floor, corpses all over the floor, and an old woman having her brain sucked alive, it would definitely be a place like a devil's cave.

"Madam, give her some time to speak. I have something to ask her."

The record player said: "My husband, please ask me quickly. Hong Ying, you should also be more careful. This person's cultivation is not on the ground."

Hong Ying said: "Since he is no longer on the property, he should be killed quickly to avoid causing chaos in Luo!"

"Bitch, who wants you to talk too much? If your husband wants to ask questions, you have to listen to him!"

Not on the property?

That's on the cloud.

Li Banfeng asked: "Are you the Earth God?"

Master Bashan didn't want to speak, and the temperature of the needle suddenly increased. Master Bashan trembled for a while, and finally spoke: "I am the local god of the eastern boundary, Master Bashan."

"Are you Meng Yuchun's neighbor?"

"yes."

"Why kill her?"

"I want to take her deed. If she doesn't resist or retaliate, I don't have to kill her."

"What's the use of taking her deed?" Li Banfeng has always wanted to know this matter, how valuable the deed is to a local god.

"Take her deed and go to Neizhou, and you can exchange for a hundred years of life."

Li Banfeng was startled: "Is this the promise Neizhou made to you?"

"This is not a promise, it is a rule, a rule that all local gods know."

Li Banfeng was stunned and speechless.

How could Neizhou formulate such rules?

Now that I think about it, Shui Yongquan was really righteous. He could have dug up Qiu Luoye's deed, but he didn't.

"The deed has been dug up, what will happen to the Earth God?"

"You will lose your status."

"What happens if you lose your status?"

"The cultivation will be lost, which can be as short as three to five days, or as long as one or two years. The cultivation of the land god who has lost the contract will change from the clouds to the earth."

Does changing from the cloud to the ground mean that the promotion has failed?

"Does that mean it will turn into a wounding demon?"

"It can't be transformed into a wounding demon. Losing cultivation level is a big damage. Those with a deep foundation can survive with some spirituality, while those with a weak foundation will be completely wiped out."

It’s no wonder that when it comes to deeds, local gods are willing to fight to the death. The price of digging up the deeds is too high.

Li Banfeng asked the mountain master: "Are you willing to take risks just to live for a hundred years?"

"I can't help it. I'm over 480 years old. According to the Earthly God, I'm already considered to have a long life.

On the upper level of the clouds, the longest lifespan is no more than five hundred. If I don't find a way to extend my life, I probably won't survive a few years. "

The record player said from the side: "Ms. sir, this old woman didn't lie. Neizhou does have such rules."

When the lady talked about Neizhou, Li Banfeng was so frightened that he trembled. Li Banfeng thought that the lady was going crazy again.

But the lady is quite normal today.

It seems that the lady has recovered a lot.

These days are not in vain!

Li Banfeng continued to ask: "Why did you choose Meng Yuchun to do it?"

"She is a homesteader with little experience, and she has just become a Earth God. She doesn't know many rules. She is the easiest to deal with among the Earth Gods around.

None of the land gods nearby had ever met a land developer, and no one saw hope. She was the only one who was lucky. She met a land developer less than a year after arriving.

All the gods around her are jealous of her. If I kill her, no one will say anything about me. If she doesn't die in my hands, she will die in the hands of others sooner or later. "

Is this the relationship between earth gods?

"Fengzhiweng, Sweet Nose, Sword and Pen Clerk, and Trickster Woman, are all these wandering monsters hired by you?"

"yes."

"What do you get paid for?"

"Cultivation, cultivation on the land."

"Where did the cultivation in your hands come from?"

The old woman's expression became more and more confused, and she couldn't explain clearly for a long time.

The record player said: "Mr. Sir, the realm of the new land can breed cultivation. The deed of the Earth God can collect these cultivations and use them to reward monsters under his command. If you can afford a big price, you can also buy wandering monsters.

Just buying so many monsters at once, I am afraid that this old woman will go bankrupt. If she wants to control the monsters in the land in the future, she will have no leverage. "

The old woman murmured: "I can't care anymore, I can't care anymore, I want to live..."

Li Banfeng didn't hear what Master Bashan said clearly. His mind was now filled with cultivation matters.

"Ms. sir, if you have anything to ask, please ask me quickly. This man cannot stay long."

Li Banfeng quickly asked: "Where is your deed?"

"At my place."

Isn’t this nonsense!

"Where do you live?"

"You want my deed?" Master Bashan gasped, "Spare my life and I will take you to get it."

The needle heated up again, and the lady warned Master Bashan: "Don't talk so much. If I ask you anything, just answer it honestly."

Unable to bear the torture, Master Bashan told the truth: "I went to find an actress, she knows where I live."

"Okay, okay!" Li Banfeng nodded, indicating that his wife could take action.

The needle suddenly stretched out from the top of the mountain master's head to the ground.

While Bashanzhu was twitching, he was still whispering: "I want to live, let me live..."

After moaning for a long time, the mountain master lost his voice and his soul was eaten by his wife.

Steam puffed out in puffs, and the record player sang slowly: "Sir, even if I bring dragon liver and phoenix marrow today, my little slave won't be able to eat it."

Li Banfeng smiled and said, "Madam, please rest for a while. I'll go out for a walk and I'll be back soon."

"Hey, sir, are you looking for this old woman's deed?"

Li Banfeng sniffed and said, "I'm just curious. I want to take a look."

"Hey, sir, are you thinking about the cultivation level in the deed?"

Li Banfeng said with a simple and honest smile: "Wouldn't it be good to accumulate more cultivation base? Madam also said that all the cultivation base in the world is kept in the deed."

"Hey, sir, your cultivation was given to me by my slave. Why are you looking for the deed?"

Li Banfeng wiped his sweat and said, "I don't need it, but I can give it to my wife!"

"Hey, sir, I don't need that kind of cultivation. The cultivation on the new earth is different from the regular cultivation.

My husband has seen Mrs. Demi Moth. Does your husband want to be like that? "

Li Banfeng was startled: "If you use Xindi's cultivation, you will become Madame Moth?"

"That's not true. Madam Demi Moth has become a person through hard training. It's hard to say what a homesteader can become.

Some of the strange monsters in the new world are humans, and some are close relatives of people. They have become like that just because of the cultivation of the new earth. My husband, please think carefully. Do you really want to become like that? "

Li Banfeng pursed his lips and said, "It's not a big deal if you change your appearance."

Hong Ying brought the mirror to Li Banfeng: "Let's take a look at what you look like now. You've really turned into a monster. Don't you dislike yourself?"

As a spear, you still look in the mirror every day and you don’t dislike yourself. Why should I dislike you?

"I don't dislike it. I wonder if my wife dislikes me?"

"Hey, Mr. Sir, I don't mind it, little slave. If Mr. Sir, you can go if you want."

"Okay, I'll go right away." Li Banfeng knelt down and opened the box.

"Hey, sir, what are you doing?"

"I'm going to put on the engine oil right now."

The record player started to tremble: "My lord, my little slave is kindly reminding me, why does my lord need to put oil on the engine?"

squeak~

Li Banfeng had already opened the back cover.

The record player trembled even more: "Sir, my little slave has eaten so much today, you can't go to the wrong place, please look more accurately, please... look... it's right... no, no, sir, no, no." ~

Mr. Xianggong, Mr. Xianggong, that, that, that land god’s deed, there are other uses for it, you, don’t be impatient, listen to me, little slave, speak slowly~”

PS: What else can the deed be used for?