Lord of Puluo

The projector played the image of Feng Zhiweng. Li Banfeng looked at it carefully and saw no flaws.

The record player asked: "My dear husband, why did you let this old man out again?"

"He also has an accomplice who is good at disguise. When she pretended to be a local god, I couldn't tell the difference between the real one and the fake one."

The record player looked at the projector: "Did you record it?"

The projector said: "I only recorded a little bit. The woman wanted to seduce Director Qi, but she failed. I felt it was boring, so I didn't record the rest."

Li Banfeng said: "It doesn't matter if it's shorter, as long as it can produce images."

The projector was embarrassed: "Well, I'm afraid it really can't produce an image."

"Why can't it be done?"

The projector showed the picture of the fake Meng Yuchun. It didn't last long, only about twenty seconds. That's not the point.

The point is that the fake Meng Yuchun is always facing Li Banfeng. The projector only needs to produce a flat image, but not a three-dimensional figure. He doesn't know what it looks like from other angles.

Li Banfeng said to his wife, "This is the person. She looks exactly like the Earth God Meng Yuchun. She should be a high-level drama cultivator."

The lady let the projector play it several times and said to Li Banfeng: "This seems to be a trick to attract women."

"What is a trickster?"

"It would be interesting if he was really a showman trying to attract women," the lady asked the projector. "How long can you last in front of the showman on the sixth floor?"

The projector said: "If it is far away, it can last for two or three minutes. If it is close, it may only last for ten seconds."

…

Li Banfeng arrived at Meng Yuchun's land, and several hunters were surrounding Meng Yuchun to discuss opening the land.

Seeing Li Banfeng, Meng Yuchun greeted him warmly: "Li Qi, do you want to open an extra piece of land? You can choose the size yourself!"

Li Banfeng smiled and said perfunctorily: "Let's wait another day."

Open land?

How could Li Banfeng be in such a mood?

He was planning to take people out of this world.

Seeing that Li Qi was about to leave, Meng Yuchun stepped forward to stop him and said, "I'll take you somewhere to have a chat."

Li Banfeng was stunned: "Where are you taking me?"

"I'll take you to a good place. Anyway, I won't harm you." Meng Yuchun stepped forward and pulled Li Banfeng's arm, and Li Banfeng quickly hid aside.

Meng Yuchun was startled. She didn't understand why Li Banfeng was so wary.

Li Banfeng suddenly asked: "How big of a plot of land have I opened on your property?"

Meng Yuchun said in surprise: "It's three miles in radius, have you forgotten it?"

"What tribute did I use?"

"Half chicken, it tastes pretty good."

This is the real Meng Yuchun. Many people know about the Sanli land plot, but others don't know about the half chicken.

"Where are you taking me?"

"A place that no one else knows about."

Meng Yuchun took Li Banfeng into a cave. The cave was very narrow, but very high. Looking up, it should be more than a hundred meters tall.

After walking in the cave for a long time, layers of green flames appeared on Meng Yuchun's body. His upper body was still humanoid, but his lower body turned into a will-o'-the-wisp. He said to Li Banfeng: "Don't be afraid, I will take you up."

There is nothing to fear about dead souls. The earthly gods are all dead souls, and Li Banfeng also knows this.

Meng Yuchun hugged Li Banfeng, flew to the rock wall, stopped seventy or eighty meters above the ground, and entered a cave on the rock wall.

Li Banfeng asked: "What place is this?"

"This is my home," Meng Yuchun put down Li Banfeng, "Speak softly and don't offend my house spirit."

Li Banfeng's heart tightened: "Didn't your house spirit be eaten alive by Neizhou?"

"When I arrived in the new land, I found another house spirit. She has a bad temper. I'm afraid she will hurt you."

Li Banfeng stood at the entrance of the cave and stopped walking inside.

He would not easily enter a house built by Zhai Xiu unless necessary.

"If you have anything to do, just say it here."

Meng Yuchun said: "I seem to be being targeted, and that person seems to be one of your men."

My subordinates?

Li Banfeng smiled and said, "You are handsome, and they stare at you every day. Is this strange?"

"We are not talking about the same thing. Last night, I killed a wandering monster near the house. The spirit of the house told me that it was a knife and pen official.

She said this is a very rare wandering monster. This thing appeared in my land. It must have been sent by someone. Someone may want to harm me. "

Just as Li Banfeng speculated, rare wandering monsters appeared one after another, and they were directed at Meng Yuchun.

"What does that swordsman and penman look like? Give him to me and I will study it first."

"Ignore the swordsman for now, I have to find out who wants to harm me!"

Li Banfeng is also investigating this matter: "It depends on who you have sinned against recently."

"I haven't seen anyone at all lately, except for you."

"Do you doubt me?" Li Banfeng lowered the brim of his hat and prepared to leave the cave immediately.

Meng Yuchun shook his head and said, "I can trust you, otherwise I wouldn't have brought you to the house.

I've been working as a god for so long, and I haven't even met anyone. I wouldn't have been able to get ahead in this life. God has mercy on me and allowed me to meet you.

I sincerely want to be your friend, but there are really people under your command who want to harm me. If I do something cruel to them, don't fall out with me then. "

Isn't this a joke?

My men are all poor hunters, no one can harm you.

Li Banfeng smiled and said: "This matter is definitely not done by my subordinates. I can help you investigate, but it cannot be in vain. We can discuss the price.

If you agree, we will take action immediately. If you don't agree, I will take my people home immediately. I don't want to fall out with you, let alone be implicated by you. "

Meng Yuchun nodded and said, "Okay, as long as it's a price I can afford, we can negotiate."

Li Banfeng said: "Give me the body of the swordsman and penman first, then set some traps, and then we will discuss the price."

As he spoke, the earrings trembled: "Master, there are footsteps."

Li Banfeng looked at Meng Yuchun: "Does anyone else know where you live?"

"There are also three sisters who I know well. They come here to have a drink occasionally. They never come into my house. No one knows where I live except them and you. You stay here and don't move."

Meng Yuchun flew down the stone wall alone. After waiting for a while, three women came over carrying wine jars and various dishes.

A woman wearing red clothes with a slender waist saluted Meng Yuchun and said with a smile: "This is the newly brewed Baihua wine, specially sent to my sister to try."

This woman's name is Hongdie.

Behind her, there is a woman wearing yellow clothes, whose appearance and figure are similar to those of Red Die, named Huang Die.

The one standing at the end was a fat girl with a round face and plump body. She was wearing a green fur cloak. Her name was Xiaodie.

It seems that Xiaodie hasn't turned into a butterfly yet.

Meng Yuchun said to the three of them: "Three sisters, I have something to do today. Let's get together another day."

The three women were a little disappointed. Meng Yuchun chatted with them for a few words, sent them away, and returned to the rock wall.

Li Banfeng looked at their backs and asked in a low voice: "Are the three of them always together?"

Meng Yuchun nodded: "Almost inseparable."

inseparable?

Not likely.

They say butterflies love flowers, but who has ever heard of caterpillars falling in love with flowers?

Li Banfeng asked: "Have you ever heard of a show to recruit women?"

"What kind of woman are you playing with?" Meng Yuchun looked confused.

Consistent with Big Toad's description, Meng Yuchun was a pure homesteader. He had not been to Xindi much before the tenth floor, and his understanding of wandering monsters was not much better than that of Li Banfeng.

…

After lunch, Li Banfeng carried a man into the residence.

The man was wearing a robe, and the embroidery on the robe was blurred. It looked like an official robe, but he didn't know which dynasty it was from.

He was holding a writing brush in his hand, with some ink stains on the white tip. When the lady saw this, she said happily: "This is the knife and pen official. It's a good thing. My husband, you cherish it the most..."

The cheerful gongs and drums stopped abruptly, and the singing was full of sadness: "Hey, my husband, why did you bring a corpse back? Don't you love my little slave anymore?"

Hong Ying laughed loudly and said: "You can't eat it, but I will eat it. I will starve you to death, you evil woman!"

A burst of power spread, and Hong Ying rushed forward. Have a great time.

After eating, Hong Ying returned to sit silently in front of the mirror. Her body changes became more and more obvious, and the originally skinny gun body showed a little plumpness.

The record player murmured: "This bitch is really turning into a human. Why is she so lucky? I don't know if this is luck..."

Other magic weapons rushed forward to share the food. Li Banfeng comforted his wife and said: "After finishing this business, I will catch some live food for my wife."

The lady shook the trumpet and suddenly exhaled steam, forcing the magic weapons back.

"Just eat most of it and leave the rest for Honglian."

Most of the sword and pen officials are left, will this be left to Honglian?

The lady took great care of Honglian today.

Li Banfeng brought the red lotus over. The petals bloomed, and a lotus seed in the lotus heart was ripe.

Li Banfeng plucked the lotus seeds, which exploded instantly, and a pair of mandarin duck axes fell into his palm.

No wonder the lady takes such good care of her, Honglian came with sincerity today.

But this seems to be no different from the previous Yuanyangyue.

Li Banfeng squatted next to Honglian and said, "Alian, do you want to play tricks on me again?"

Chichi~

"Hey, sir, I have wronged this bitch. There is a sweet smell in these two mandarin ducks. Please smell them carefully."

Li Banfeng smelled it for a moment with Baiwei Exquisite Skill, and there was indeed a faint sweetness.

"I'll smell it too!" Hong Ying sniffed for a long time. She had been deaf and blind for many years and her nose was particularly sharp, but she didn't smell anything sweet.

Li Banfeng sniffed. Baiwei's exquisite skill was not only a sensitive sense of smell, but also seemed to have other functions.

"Madam, how do you use this magic weapon?"

"This thing is not spiritual enough to be considered a magic weapon. It is at most a spiritual object. It is a pair of mandarin ducks, one male and one female. The one on my left hand is only a male, and the one on my right is only a female.

If a male cuts a woman, he will be attracted to her. If a woman appears within a mile, the male will feel it. If a female cuts a man, the same thing will happen. "

Li Banfeng nodded and said: "It is also a useful object, let's call it the male and female yue!"

"Hey, sir, wouldn't it be better to call her the male and female yue?"

"My lady is so talented!" Li Banfeng collected the male and female axes, took the projector and left his home.

…

At ten o'clock at night, Xiaodie had eaten her fill of leaves, climbed down from the tree, and wandered lazily in the deep forest.

Li Banfeng and Meng Yuchun were following them not far away. Due to the characteristics of the home cultivators who are easily ignored, Xiaodie never noticed them.

After walking for more than an hour, Xiaodie seemed to be hungry again and climbed to another tree to eat leaves.

Li Banfeng hid under the slope and said to Meng Yuchun, "Didn't you say that we were inseparable? Why didn't we see the other two women?"

Meng Yuchun said: "Xiaodie has different habits from them, and we can't be together all the time. Both yellow butterflies and red butterflies eat nectar, and they rarely separate."

Li Banfeng's judgment was correct, Xiaodie had not yet transformed into a butterfly.

After experiencing the battle between Shui Yongquan and Qiu Luoye, Li Banfeng learned a key detail. The residence of the Earth God is the lifeblood of the Earth God. There is a deed hidden in the residence. If it is dug out, it will pose a serious threat to the Earth God, so No matter whether the water is flowing or the leaves are falling, they all strictly defend their homes.

It is not known what the threat is, but Li Banfeng knows that the best way to deal with the Earth God is to attack the house.

The rare wandering monsters came to Meng Yuchun's land one after another, such as the courtier, the courtier, the swordsman and the love slug. They were definitely not trying to fight Meng Yuchun head-on. The swordsman proved with his life that they couldn't possibly win. god.

Their purpose was to investigate Meng Yuchun's residence.

The love slug is parasitic on Cao Zhida. Cao Zhida stalks Meng Yuchun, and there is a certain probability that he can find Meng Yuchun's residence.

But he failed and died at the hands of Li Banfeng.

Daobi Li successfully found Meng Yuchun's residence, but failed to escape and died at the hands of Meng Yuchun.

Feng Qiu Weng and Xi Zhao Fu join forces, one is responsible for beatings, and the other is responsible for deception, which has the greatest chance of success.

Now Fengquweng is dead, but the charlatan woman probably doesn't know that Fengquweng is dead yet, and there is a high probability that she won't stop.

Apart from Li Banfeng, there are only three people who know Meng Yuchun's residence, Hongdie, Huangdie and Xiaodie.

Because Xiaodie has not transformed into a butterfly, her habits are different from those of the other two women. She spends more time alone, and has the highest probability of being tricked and impersonated.

Li Banfeng targeted her.

Meng Yuchun whispered: "It may not be my sister. That woman who is playing tricks may also be one of your men."

Li Banfeng shook his head and said: "If it is really a trick to recruit women, it will definitely not be my men. My men are all men."

"Can't she pretend to be a man?"

"cannot."

Li Banfeng took out the projector and showed the image of Feng Zhiweng.

After waiting for more than ten minutes, Xiaodie climbed down from the tree, walked slowly to "Fengzhiweng", and said in a low voice: "We succeeded."

PS: What to do next?

Are you going to be tortured if you catch a prostitute?