Lord of Puluo

Such a large oil lake is a pimple on this middle-aged man's face.

The island in the middle of the oil lake is the hard core in the center of the pimple.

Li Banfeng is thinking about a question, where am I?

On the face?

I'm in other people's faces...

This concept is not easy to understand, but Li Banfeng still understands it. Anyway, he just thinks that this person has a big face.

But now I can still see this middle-aged man, with normal size and vision.

I stood in this person's face and looked at this person.

This matter is difficult to understand.

What kind of creature is this person?

The middle-aged man hugged Li Banfeng and said, "Let me introduce myself. My surname is Lian, and my name is Lian."

Li Banfeng quickly returned the greeting: "My surname is Li, and my name is Li Bufan."

He stared at Li Banfeng for a long time and said with a serious expression, "My face is really small. My wife says I have a small face."

Li Banfeng agreed: "I'm really not crazy. The doctors have said that I'm really not crazy."

He blinked his eyes and said, "You are very slippery."

Li Banfeng shook his head and said, "You misunderstood, I am sincere."

The middle-aged man smiled and said, "I appreciate smooth people."

Li Banfeng replied seriously: "Whether you appreciate it or not, I have always been a sincere person!"

"Since you are so sincere, let me ask you, how did you find this?"

This sentence really stopped Li Banfeng.

"I said I didn't know either. Do you believe me?"

He shook his head with a straight face, obviously he didn't believe it: "The people from Neizhou asked you to come, right? The one with the neck stuck? The one with the ears plugged? The one with the hands cut off? The one with the gag? Or the one with the blindfold?"

Li Banfeng was confused: "Who are you talking about?"

With a small face, he lowered his head slightly, raised his eyebrows, and looked at Li Banfeng: "Don't you know them? They are all here, do you still want to deny them?"

Li Banfeng frowned and said, "If you don't know me, you just don't know me. What's there to deny?"

He hummed and laughed twice with a small face: "Okay, just pretend that you are not from Neizhou. Let me ask you, have you ever seen a car?"

Li Banfeng nodded and said, "I've seen it before."

“Are the cars you’ve seen burning coal or oil?”

"I've seen them all." In Green Water City, there are steam cars, but not many.

He then asked with a stern face: "There are no gas-burning cars in Puzhou. Are you from another state?"

Li Banfeng answered vaguely: "I have been to other states."

The faceless man touched his shiny cheek, shook his head and said: "How can people from other states find me? How could they have such ability?

I don’t believe what you say, not even your name. "

Li Banfeng said in a calm tone: "You don't believe anything I say, so why do you ask me? Aren't the results the same?"

He said without a smile on his face: "I'm just bored and want to find someone to talk to. In fact, you're right. No matter what you say, the result will be the same. I won't let you leave here alive."

Li Banfeng stood up suddenly and ran away.

With a small face and one foot pressed against the ground, like skating, he followed Li Banfeng leisurely and asked:

"Are you a traveling cultivator? It's rare to see your steps like this. Who taught you this step?"

Li Banfeng ignored him. There was a hill in front of him, and Li Banfeng climbed up the hillside.

The small-faced man followed behind without difficulty at all: "You should pay attention to your steps when you walk, I can drown you with just one pore of mine."

After crossing the hill, Li Banfeng saw a river with a surface of more than 20 meters wide and a fishy, ​​salty smell from the water.

Faceless went on to say: "I just shed a little sweat. When this sweat dries up, this river will be gone." As he spoke, Faceless wiped his sweat.

The river in front of me has indeed dried up, leaving only a slightly moist river bed.

Li Banfeng rushed directly to the river bed, and said to his face as he walked: "You are sweating, which proves that you are tired. If you run for a while, you will not be able to keep up with me."

"It doesn't matter whether I can keep up with you or not. You're always in my face anyway, so where can you go?" Lian Buda wiped a handful of sweat on his face and threw it at Li Banfeng's feet.

The sweat was mixed with a lot of grease. Li Banfeng's foot slipped and he almost fell down. He could stamp his right foot and used the technique of crossing thousands of rivers at an extremely fast speed.

Boom!

Sand and gravel splashed everywhere, dust flew up, and a shallow pit with a diameter of two meters appeared at Li Banfeng's feet.

He touched his nose with a small face.

To say that I didn't feel anything, it was still a bit itchy.

But when it comes to how painful it is, it's actually much worse than a mosquito bite.

Li Banfeng looked at the face behind him, and then at the face at his feet. He was trying to establish a connection between the two.

First of all, it can be determined that these are two forms of a person in different dimensions.

However, Li Banfeng's current thinking ability is still unable to understand the coexistence of the two dimensions of the face.

He could only provide a more intuitive explanation for the current situation.

He called the real face not big. He called the face chasing after him small face not big.

For someone with a small real face, Li Banfeng might just be something like a bacterium.

As far as the current situation is concerned, this is actually a good thing. After all, a normal person has nothing to do against bacteria.

So now the real threat should come from the small face but not the big one.

Li Banfeng wanted to take the opportunity to escape from the sight of the small face, and then find a way to escape from the real face.

After making up his mind, Li Banfeng started to accelerate continuously. With his small face, it was a bit difficult to catch up behind him.

"I said, don't run so fast, don't run to the oil lake ahead, there is something there that can eat you..."

Before he finished speaking, Li Banfeng had already run to You Lake and continued running around the lake.

I don’t have a big face so I won’t chase him.

The originally calm lake surface suddenly had a ripple.

A ripple passed through, and the entire lake swayed.

Li Banfeng knew what the problem was.

The unknown creature that was sensed in the oil lake before is about to come out.

While his thoughts were whirling, a giant shrimp-headed monster emerged from the lake and crawled up to Li Banfeng with two short sickle-like limbs.

He said it was a shrimp-headed monster because Li Banfeng couldn't find a suitable adjective. The monster's head looked a bit like a shrimp, not as sharp as a shrimp, and had no eyes, and it had many more tentacles than a shrimp.

According to visual inspection, this giant monster is seven or eight meters tall and more than twenty meters long.

Li Banfeng turned around and asked with a slight face: "What is this?"

His face was slightly red, and this incident seemed to make him a little ashamed: "These are mites. In fact, I wash my face very often, but I can't wash these things off. They crawl with their legs and crawl with their bodies. It’s quite itchy sometimes.”

Mites?

Are the parasitic mites on his face so big?

Did creatures like mites evolve on his face, or was this kind of creature always present and could only parasitize such large creatures?

The grease-covered mite swung its short limbs and rushed towards Li Banfeng.

Li Banfeng flashed away.

He was extremely fast, and Mite had poor eyesight, so he couldn't see Li Banfeng's figure at all.

When Li Banfeng stopped, the mite sensed Li Banfeng's position with its tentacles. Just as he was about to turn around, his hard body suddenly bulged rapidly. The mite turned halfway and its body exploded.

Broken insect shells and insect flesh splashed everywhere with a lot of grease.

He sighed in admiration with a small face: "On a quick glance, everyone said that this technique is not easy to use, but here you can use it very smoothly. It seems that you really have an expert to teach you."

A mite exploded, and dozens of mites emerged from the lake one after another, surrounding Li Banfeng.

Li Banfeng used his horse-drawing skills to explode two mites, trying to open a gap.

But as soon as the two mites exploded, the mites behind him immediately took up their positions. Surrounded by layers of mites, there was no gap left for Li Banfeng to break through.

Is there any other way?

Walk back and forth among the mites and explode them all?

It's not impossible, it's just that it consumes too much. The number of mites on this face may be staggering, and Li Banfeng still has to save energy to deal with the small face.

Seeing a group of mites approaching step by step, Li Banfeng stared at the ground under his feet and shouted: "Open!"

The ground beneath his feet suddenly cracked open, and a path about a hundred meters long passed through a group of mites and extended into the distance.

Travel skills, break paths and open roads.

Not to mention, if it were on normal land, Li Banfeng could drive up to twenty or thirty meters, but his face was not that big, so he was still very soft.

Li Banfeng ran along the opened path. The mites on both sides wanted to rush into the path, but there was an invisible resistance that prevented them from rushing in.

Old teapots gushed tea, creating a barrier on both sides of the trail.

Li Banfeng dashed for 100 meters and left most of the mites behind, but he didn't throw away his little face.

The little-faced man shouted from behind: "Li Bufan, you've gone too far. You opened my mouth and poured hot water on my face. What if I leave scars?"

I can't get rid of this guy, it seems I need to be faster.

Just as Li Banfeng was about to speed up, a nested annular mouth appeared in front of Li Banfeng at the end of the canyon.

The so-called nested ring-shaped giant mouth refers to a large mouth with a slightly smaller mouth, and a punch of dark yellow fangs between the two mouths.

Where did this nested giant mouth come from?

Li Banfeng jumped out of the canyon and saw the whole picture.

A blood-red worm emerged from the ground.

"Blood larvae are a kind of facial parasite. These things are very difficult to deal with." The small face touched his nose again, "You have to provoke it. Now I will feel uncomfortable and it will be itchy all day long." "

The worm, which was dozens of meters long and resembled a combination of an earthworm and a leech, crawled rapidly towards Li Banfeng.

Li Banfeng dodged to avoid it, but a mite chasing behind him was bitten by a blood larvae.

The blood larvae use their fangs to quickly destroy the mite's shell, and then completely suck the mite into its huge mouth.

Taking this opportunity, Li Banfeng took out the wine gourd and sprinkled some wine on the blood larvae.

He said without twitching his face: "This is Lao Yao's wine. Lao Yao asked you to come here? What does Lao Yao want from me?"

After thinking for a moment, he said to himself with a small face: "It shouldn't be Lao Yao. Lao Yao has no reason to come to me. He is familiar with the salesman. Could it be that the salesman asked you to come to me?"

If you are a salesman, we still need to discuss it, and I can consider letting you go! "

Li Banfeng ignored the small face, drew a match, and lit the blood larvae.

Under the influence of the wine, only a small ball of flames appeared on the body of the blood larvae.

But there was grease all around, and the blood larvae were struggling, causing the flames to spread quickly on the greasy ground.

The little face was no longer angry: "Why did you set fire to my face again?"

He blew into his nose, and a strong gust of wind blew out the surrounding flames.

This is why Tang Dao and Pendulum cannot fly stably.

Li Banfeng couldn't understand the connection between the small face and the small real face.

"I don't want to talk to you now!" The little face looked at Li Banfeng with little anger, "You always ruin my face, and now I want to kill you immediately."

As he finished speaking, his small face became even greasier.

At the same time, grease began to surge under Li Banfeng's feet, and soon it reached his ankles.

Li Banfeng continued running without any hesitation.

No matter what means you have, only if it can escape from your face will you have hope of living.

The grease under his feet was getting deeper and deeper. Li Banfeng sang songs while exerting force on his legs to distract his little face.

There is a song that is really suitable for expressing your strength!

"Running on flat ground, crossing mountains and rivers, puffing and puffing with smoke, adding coal and water and let's hit the road, the train has unlimited power when it starts..."

Li Banfeng's singing voice was so sad that it gave Little Face a headache.

But the familiar melody and lyrics made the little face unable to resist listening.

"Is this "Train Ballad" you're singing?" The little face was stunned, and the grease stopped rising.

Li Banfeng didn't answer.

"Where did you hear this ballad?"

Li Banfeng said nothing.

"Did you also learn your footwork from him?"

Li Banfeng ran further and further away.

Until the figure with a small face disappeared completely, Li Banfeng found a forest and stopped, taking a breath.

The forest was very lush, but the wind was getting stronger. Just after taking a rest, a small voice with a small face came from the depths of the forest.

"Don't stay here. If the wind gets stronger, there's no telling where it will blow you."

Li Banfeng said in surprise: "You can catch up so quickly?"

"This is my face. I know where the shortcuts are."

Can you take shortcuts on your face?

The little face didn't want Li Banfeng to escape again, so he kept a certain distance from Li Banfeng for the time being and said: "If you are really the one he sent you here, please give him a message. I still say this to this day. , whether it’s a train or a car, burning oil is better than burning coal.”

Does he mean Mr. Train?

Is there any agreement between these two people?

Li Banfeng said: "Puozhou cannot burn oil, and fuel cannot be stored in large quantities."

"That's because they didn't find good oil, that's because..." The faceless tone suddenly changed, "Are you lying to me? Are you here to steal oil? Are you singing his train ballad because you want to Steal my oil?"

Li Banfeng frowned and said: "To catch a thief and catch stolen goods, you must have evidence for what you say. When did I steal your oil?"

"You are covered in oil and you still say you didn't steal?"

"Who would come to your place and not be covered in oil?"

He gritted his teeth and said, "No one can steal my oil. Even if we drive my sect to extinction, I can't let you steal the oil!"

PS: Oil repairs are indeed rare.