Lord of Ashes

Isn’t today June 1st Children’s Day?

At noon, I was thinking of ordering myself a KFC children's meal to recall my childhood, but in the middle of the day I used Douyin and saw that someone said that eating Wallace would easily become a Splatoon.

I'm a bit unbelieving and want to verify it. After all, I have been eating Wallace last year and I haven't become a Splatoon, so I changed the takeaway from KFC's children's meal to Wallace's spicy chicken drumstick.

Unexpectedly, I really sprayed it all day, and I felt useless after eating two packs of montmorillonite powder. Now the whole person is a little collapsed.

Alas, it seems that the recent Wallace is really not good enough. I will never eat Wallace anymore, so I took a day off because of diarrhea.

By the way, the title was originally intended to be Happy Children's Jie, but later thought that it would be easily misunderstood as League of Legends, so I changed it to this.