Live Fortune Telling: Water Friends, You Have a Little Green on your Head

At this time, the 10,000-year-old single dog.

Confused.

The smiling face became like a mourning concubine.

"No, Master Qin, didn't I ask you to count me as a girlfriend? I don't have a girlfriend in college, and I don't have a girlfriend after graduation. I have to wait until I'm 38? Can I have a girlfriend?

"In Japanese manga, even a virgin at the age of 30 can master magic!

"Then I can become a magician!"

Ten thousand years of single dog indignant.

In the live broadcast room, netizens all burst into laughter when they saw him like this.

"Hahahahaha."

"The name you chose yourself, Master Lai Qin? It's good that you are not single for ten thousand years.

'The effect of the show is there. 99

"Killing me.

"Magister strong, so terrifying, can you fight Superman with one punch with your right unicorn arm?"

"Serious discussion: It's normal for this boy to not have a partner! He looks good, doesn't like to be clean, doesn't get up at 12 o'clock? That's all? Who would like such a boy!"

"Brother, stay away from women, you will become unfortunate, this misfortune, let me bear it for you!

The bomb 02 scene is densely packed.

But there are also some that are too ugly, such as ugly ratio, toad and the like.

Let this 10,000-year-old single dog be even more dissatisfied.

Mood plummeted.

And at this time, Qin Yue spoke up.

"I'm just saying you're 38 and can find a girlfriend.""

"It doesn't mean that you are 38 years old and still a virgin.

"After a period of time, you have experienced disappointment in life, you are disheartened, and you feel that the girls today are not suitable for you. 39

"You'll meet a good girl."

"She doesn't want your car, she doesn't want your house, she doesn't even care if you have a job or not, how hard your family is. 35

When Wannian Single Dog heard it, Xinhua burst into full bloom and became more stubborn.

"How can I meet such a good girl?"

He was full of anticipation.

Qin Yue nodded.

"You can meet, even if you are asked three hundred yuan at a time, you will not suffer. 55

Wannian's single dog's smile froze again.

In the live broadcast room, there were bursts of laughter.

Directly hahahaha +9999.

"Is it too much for you to only pay 300 yuan each time?"

"Hahaha in seconds.

"I know everything.

"I understand, this is forcing prostitutes! 35

"Killing me."

"Hey, disgusting! 99

The Wannian single dog was about to vomit blood at this time.

"Master Qin, please don't say anything, I have to face, I swear, I am definitely not such a person."

Qin Yue nodded, "You'd better not go! After all, judging from your appearance, you will be imprisoned three times in the future because of this."

In the live broadcast room, there was another burst of laughter.

Wannian Single Dog became anxious and wailed.

"Damn it! No! Master Qin, if you go on, I'm afraid I won't be able to tell if I jump into the Yellow River!

But this person has a good personality, Qin Yue said so, he is not angry.

On the contrary, the live broadcast effect exploded.

"Master Qin, think of a way for me, I don't want to do this, can this be resolved?"

"Of course!" Qin Yue nodded. "Actually, none of these can be cracked, but it depends on whether you can do it!

This 10,000-year-old single dog has raised his spirits again.

"Master Qin, as long as you say it, I will definitely be able to. 99

Qin Yue nodded.

"Shuiyou, let me tell you the truth, you can't fall in love in college, the reason is very simple, and you probably know it yourself.

"Girls in college are actually very simple. They don't care about too much money, but they will definitely care about appearance."

"This situation on your face is considered a disease. But I also know that you have no money to treat. The easiest way is to drink more water and exercise more."

"I get up at 6 o'clock every morning, run 800 meters, and half an hour after dinner in the evening, 800 meters.

"Pay attention to hygiene, take a bath frequently, and don't eat spicy items, your instant noodles, good guy, hot and sour beef noodles.""

These words.

I'm afraid Wannian Single Dog has heard it before.

Even many people with acne have heard of it.

They also know that as long as they do it, they can basically get out of the current situation.

But will some people listen?

Won't.

why?

Undisciplined and lazy.

Just from the situation of the single dog in the past ten thousand years, it was still lying in the bed at 12:00 noon.

The hot and sour beef noodles I have eaten are still on the side.

You say let him do this, he must not do it.

Of course, if someone else said that, he wouldn't listen carefully.

But Qin Yue said so, how dare he not listen?

After all, this is related to the fact that he can only find a girlfriend when he is 38 years old.

"Master, I wrote it down. From now on, I will work hard. I swear here, I swear to the five million people in the live broadcast room, I will do it!"

Wannian Single Dog said loudly.

Of course, there are not 5 million people in the live broadcast room, but there are still 5 million people.

In fact, this 10,000-year-old single dog is indeed lazy and undisciplined.

But he also has advantages.

is character.

This guy is a natural optimist.

Like a happy little 717 two.

Of course, if you keep going like this, you're going to be a happy little idiot!

Qin Yue continued to remind.

"There is another point, your face will not change for a while, but there are some things that can be changed. 35

"If I'm not mistaken, in this three-year university, you fail every year, and it doesn't matter to you now, but if you go to inquire, what are the grades of others, most of them are A and B grades. 99

"You have been classified as C and D!

"You don't think it matters, but when looking for a job, appearance is not dominant. Physical fitness is not dominant. Even grades are worse than others."

"This is very disadvantageous in interviewing for a job. You don't think there is any problem with these now, but when you face it, you find that the difficulties and hardships in life follow one after another.

"Everyone else is living in the enterprise, and there is room for improvement in the future. You can only do odd jobs, earn less money, and your social status will be very low, which further hinders you from finding a girlfriend. 39

"Women will deceive you, 300 yuan is also earned by you.

"Remember, women, it only affects how fast you make money.

Hearing this, Wannian Single Dog was crying again.

"Master, please, don't mention this!