Live Fortune Telling: Water Friends, You Have a Little Green on your Head

"Hahahahaha!"

"Is this the university dormitory? Dude, how did the three of you get together?"

"Your bedroom must be crowded, right?"9

"Laughing to death, this is too fat!

"I don't know, I thought you were three brothers."

The three are also very optimistic and cheerful.

"Master Qin, do you know our ID, why is it called the Qianjin Group?""

"Because of our dormitory, the four of us together, add up to a thousand pounds. 55

Good guy, 250 per person?

Qin Yue smiled and said, "Then the three of you, do you all need to count?"

"It's all right. 35

"Master, you don't mind - trouble, you can count it!

Qin Yue nodded.

"Let's count the one on the left first, the one in green clothes!"

The boy on the left hurried to the front of the camera.

Corrected his face.

"A serious face, absolutely no beauty, my skin is also very good, I know to hide from the rain when it rains, I know to eat when I am hungry, and I ask a young lady to be my girlfriend.

66 'Are you on a blind date?'

"Hahahahahaha! 99

"It is said that fat people have humorous cells, which is true!"

"LOL!"

Qin Yue also smiled, and then said: "This water friend is from the northeast, was born in the city, and has a wealthy family.

The boy in green clothes nodded immediately.

"That's right!"

"Only son, his parents often bicker, quarrel, and rejoice with each other. 99

Hearing this, the boy in green clothes nodded quickly, and then said: "Master Qin, when you say that you are happy with each other, you are flattering my parents. It is a war, and most of the time, it is my mother who scolds my father! ""

Qin Yue said with a smile: "Mom scolds daddy, it's called fear, and daddy scolds mom, maybe it's domestic violence, if it's the other way around, your family would have left long ago!

The classic double standard scene is here.

But this is the truth.

Both men and women, men's ability to bear language, can do one ear in, one ear out.

Can't hear.

Women's ability to bear verbal abuse seems to be in their hearts.

So if it is a man who scolds a woman, and the woman's character is still very strong, most of them will go to the road of divorce.

Of course, this is just a quarrel, not a hands-on.

Hands-on is another story.

"You were playful when you were young, and you were a typical student, but after high school, you chased after high school, and you were admitted to college. Of course, all three of you are!""

"That's right."

"It's my turn, Master Qin. 35

A boy in a red dress came up to the camera.

Qin Yue looked at him and said with a smile: "You were born in Yunshi, your family was poor, your parents, grandfather, and even great-grandfather are still alive, four generations live in the same house, and there are four brothers and sisters in total!

Hearing this, the man nodded immediately.

"Master Qin is very accurate. 99

Of course, the four children were still commented by the water friends in the live broadcast room.

"One is born from a wealthy family, and four are born from a poor family.

"My dear, the poorer you are, the better you are!

"This water friend has also gone to college, at least he spelled it out!"

"I don't know if it's the only boy in the family!""

"If you are the boss, you will suffer in the future.

Seeing people around him talking about his family, the boy suddenly became unhappy and said, "I am the second child in my family, there is an older brother above, and a younger brother and younger sister below, my family moved when I was in junior high school. , Now each child has a suite, and my sister has it."

Water friend: "????"

"????"

"The clown is me? 35

"Farewell!"

"Showing off your wealth? Naked showing off your wealth?"

Qin Yue also laughed.

"You said all this, what else should I say?"

"Then next one!"

So the water friend in red gave way to make way for the third water friend.

A water friend in black.

This water friend is a bit interesting.

Although he is also very fat, but the proportion of facial features is very good.

Simply put, handsome fat man.

"Shuiyou, you must be handsome when you lose weight!"

"This water friend, looks good!

“Fat people are all potential stocks. 35

Often in Qin Yue's live broadcast room, people watching the live broadcast gradually pay attention to some fortune-telling news.

Some big V bloggers and Internet celebrities actually prefer to analyze a person's face when fortune-telling.

Qin Yue can also analyze it naturally, but it is not necessary.

Say the answer directly.

Moreover, there are some details that cannot be seen from the face. Qin Yue can even know what color socks the other party is wearing. Can this be seen in the live broadcast room?

"This water friend was born in an ordinary family, but lost his father at the age of six, his mother at the age of eight, and both parents died. Fortunately, the eldest sister is like a mother and has been raised by her sister."

The other party was obviously more calm and nodded. "That's right!"

But when his parents died, he was too young. Although he was very broken at the time, many years have passed.

So Qin Yue said so, and he could accept it.

Qin Yue said: "But you have good luck in peach blossoms. The girls you meet really take care of you and like you. Currently, you have five girlfriends.

This time, the netizens in the live broadcast room who were sympathetic to this water friend just now exploded.

"Envy separates my walls."

"Just a lemon.

"Shuiyou, draw your sword!

"God closed a door for you and opened a window for you.

"So fat, and have a girlfriend?

"I found the reason why I'm single, not fat enough."

Qin Yue said: "The three of you all started to gain weight after you went to college. 35

"I just said that you eat pig feed, not because your school canteen is good, but because someone put pig feed additives in your water!"5

"This kind of additive can make your appetite widen in a short time, and increase fat, the effect is very obvious."

This time, the three fat men who were smiling at first suddenly widened their eyes.

They could hardly believe their ears.

"Master Qin, what did you say? The three of us were put on pig feed?

"Is this someone poisoning us?"

"how is this possible?

The fat man in black instead frowned.

"I used to be very thin, that is, when I went to college this year, I suddenly gained weight.

"I'm so, so am I. I thought our school cafeteria was so good!"

"The three of us were poisoned together? I rely on it, it can't be Wang Ke! 35

There were three victims at the scene, but there were generally four people in the dormitory.

There was only one last person left, not at the scene.

It is Wang Ke in this population.

Qin Yue said lightly: "Think about it carefully, in the dormitory, who fetches water but doesn't drink it, is there any conflict between you and him?"39

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Some things, once there is doubt.

It seems that all clues point to one person.

"Damn, it's really Wang Ke! 35

"He was the most diligent, always helping us fetch water, and many times when we came back, the water was changed.

"Damn, if I don't say it, I don't feel it. As soon as I say it, I feel that there is always a smell from the water dispenser in our bedroom."

"When we started school, he said his family raised pigs."

"The three of us were quite thin at the time, he was 175, but he weighed 200 pounds. 35

"Damn, he won't give us pig feed just because we said he was fat!"5

These people have already believed Qin Yue's statement.

For a time, netizens were also shocked.

"The victim is hammered."

"It's starting, it tastes good!"

"Is this considered poisoning? Poisoning in the bedroom directly endangers the health of others and can be sentenced.

"I'll go, you should call the police directly!

"Shuiyou, look for evidence first!

Three people, obviously thought of this too.

"Master Qin, is there any evidence that he did this?

Of course Qin Yue knew.

It's just that he hasn't spoken yet.

The bedroom door was opened.

"I'm back, what are you three doing?

Then, a fat man came over and glanced at the phone they were facing.

At this time, the atmosphere was very awkward.

There was anger in the eyes of the three people.

But no one started.

They are not impulsive children in junior high and high school.

Beating people pays off.

"Master Qin, go ahead and talk!"

Qin Yue nodded, "The thing is behind the red book on the other side's bookshelf. It's a 10-centimeter bottle. When you pick it up later, just put it in a bag, don't get your fingerprints on it, and then test the water in the bucket in the dormitory. Water will prove it!"

Hearing this, the three suddenly stood up.

And the classmate named Wang Ke was shocked.

He stopped in front of his bookshelf.

"What are you doing!"

"What did you say we were going to do?"

"Wang Ke, what a shame you are, we have been with your roommate for so long, yet you actually gave us pig feed.

"Call the police!

"I called the police directly, and the provincial guide came and said that the school had a good reputation, so I hid it.

"Keep him under control, don't let him destroy the evidence.

"Look for a plastic bag and listen to Master Qin!

These people were arguing.

You know, in the bedroom, everyone weighs more than 200.

When the battle started, the mountains shook.

It's almost like tank tanks slashing each other.

A loud bang came.

Fortunately, the black-clad classmate picked up the phone holder, otherwise the phone would have been shaken off the ground long ago.

"A fight?"

"Who fought in the bedroom?"

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"I rely on my brother to stop fighting, what's going on!

The other bedrooms all moved when they heard the sound.

After a while, the housekeeping teachers were all alarmed!

Fortunately, in the competition.

The bottle of important evidence was also snatched by them.