Live Beautification System

Ding Mu took one look and knew what it was, but he didn't think it had a strong taste, so he frowned and said, "This should be pickled jujube. It's also called Migan, and the official name in ancient times was Yin jujube." "Secrets of the Jade House" states that "The Supplementary Records" also has a slightly different record of this matter. The "Collected Relics" describes that the Queen Mother of the West came down to earth when King Mu of Zhou was on his eastward tour, and shared the joy of clouds and spring nights with King Mu in the human world. . When the two were in love, the Queen Mother took out the dried dates that had been soaked in her private parts and advised King Mu to take it immediately as a tonic for health and aphrodisiacs."

"Hahaha, you are indeed a member of the same religion!" Gai Laowei said, "This jujube is not ordinary. It is a snow jujube from the Tianshan Mountains in the Western Regions. The jujube is Binghuo, which replenishes yang energy. Use dried and pitted red dates and put them into the girl's lower body. When you take it out, the dried dates will be round and firm. After eating these six, our festival will be over."

"No, no. You'd better enjoy it by yourself." Ding Mu is quite a bit of a germaphobe. He feels disgusted when he thinks of the way the dates are made, let alone eats them. Even if you do this, you still need your own woman to make it for you. Who knows where his jujube came from.

But Old Monster Gai didn't see it that way. He thought that Ding Mu couldn't trust him, and was afraid that he would poison the dates. His face darkened, and he picked up the dates on the plate one by one, put them in his mouth, and started chewing them beautifully. .

Ding Mu saw that Gai Chunqiu was eating with gusto. Thinking of the method of making this jujube, he couldn't help but feel nauseated and said mischievously: "Lao Gai, I thought you had some superhuman health care methods? It seems that you are just like some rogue doctors." It's just a folk practice. It's not surprising at all. No wonder your facial-retention technique is just that, so-so."

When Gai Chunqiu heard what Ding Mu said, not only was he not annoyed, but he also felt a little expectant. Because judging from Chome's face, he is only about 20 years old at most. It is true that his beauty skills are much better than mine, and he will definitely look down on his method of eating Yin Zao, even if he can eat six at once.

The old monster Gai Chunqiu has lived to this age and has seen through many things, and his mentality has become a bit like that of a monk in a cultivation novel. For him, immortality, eternal youth, and invulnerability are the supreme pursuits. So he asked shamelessly: "Mr. Ding, please give me some advice. Do you have any tips for keeping your appearance that you can share with me? I haven't dared to ask. How is Mr. Ding this year?"

Hearing what the old weirdo said, Ding Mu's thoughts started to change. Ding Mu was already an extremely smart person. Not only was his brain highly developed, but he also had the ability to observe words and emotions. He could guess Gai Chunqiu's thoughts in an instant. Inseparable. It turns out that this old monster thinks that I am just an antique like him, but I am good at looking good. In this case, I might as well tease him and trick him.

Ding Mu chuckled: "I should be smaller than you, nine out of ten."

In fact, Ding Mu's first birthday was only nineteen years old, and he was only twenty after his birthday. What he said was natural and true, and there was no lie at all. Just reverse the two numbers to make it feel like ninety-one.

Now Gai Chunqiu was impressed: "You are 91 years old? You look only in your twenties. This facial-retention technique is so powerful. Do you have any secret techniques that you can share with me?"

Ding Mu's face darkened. He was actually less than twenty years old, but he was more mature in his clothes. But since the old guy asked, Ding Mu let out his bad water little by little and said, "Do you know about this thing called urinary eggs?"

Gai Chunqiu said: "How could I not know this? Urine eggs are a tonic as famous as soaked dates. Eggs are boiled with Chunyang boy's urine. It is also an excellent product for skin care."

I heard that Old Monster Gai knows this truth. Ding Mu smiled slightly and said: "I have a secret recipe. I select eggs from Tianshan Snow Lotus chickens born at a specific time, mix them with a kind of holy water, and add a set of internal skills from the Ten Thousand Flowers Divine Art that I have practiced. Not only is it enough to ensure good looks You are not old, you can also beautify your face and upgrade your appearance.

Hearing what Ding Mu said, Gai Chunqiu was already convinced, not for any other reason than because the Master Wuhua back then was a young man with an ageless appearance. The martial arts learned by Master Wuhua's direct disciples should be able to contain the secret of Master Wuhua's eternal appearance.

In fact, Gai Chunqiu was really wrong. Master Wu Hua was only able to keep his appearance forever because of his profound skills. It has nothing to do with any beauty-preserving magic tricks.

However, Ding Mu still has a way to lead Gai Laoguai's thinking and make Gai Chunqiu believe in him more. The most important thing is that Ding Mu has a trump card. Ding Mu said in a voice full of inducement: "The method of urinating eggs is actually just a daily supplement method. If you want immediate results, I have a better method."

Gai Chunqiu hoped for immediate results most, which made Ding Mu's heart itch unbearably. All he could think about now was immortality. He was a little anxious and said: "Come on, tell me, tell me, what's the best way?"

"Just drink my holy water!" Ding Mu smiled and said, "One post is worth a hundred stories. Why don't you find someone in their forties or fifty years old, and I will perform it live for you."

"Okay, okay." Gai Chunqiu clapped his hands happily, then strode out quickly, leaving a message: "Wait for me to pick a suitable one."

After a while, Gai Chunqiu walked in from outside holding a beautiful girl. Ding Mu looked up and down the beautiful woman and found that it looked familiar.

This is the Hong Kong movie queen Liu Qiongying. She also debuted as a pure and beautiful girl back then, and she has played the heroine in several martial arts masterpieces. She was once a very popular figure, but now she has been reduced to an unrefined beauty. She has been kept in captivity in this dark place and allowed to be bullied. She has lived for who knows how long.

The skin is pale in color, and has some sagging and wrinkles. He doesn't look young anymore, he does look like he is in his forties.

Ding Mu is the best at this and said: "You are lucky to be able to let me give you another chance to become younger. Just accept the holy water I give you."

After saying that, Ding Mu unzipped his pants and poured a large amount of holy water directly into the mouth of the once brilliant and popular actress.

Guy Gai on the side kept staring at Ding Mu's every move. When he saw Ding Mu's Overlord Magic Spear, he fell silent. His eyes were full of envy. I thought I was a professional devil in sex and a thief in flowers, but I was so different from this guy in terms of guy. How happy I would be if I had such a powerful guy.

Unknowingly, Gai Chunqiu had completely believed in Ding Mu's ability. He felt that Ding Mu was a ruthless character. He not only had strong martial arts skills, stunning appearance, and good looks, he was superior and longer than him in every aspect. I really looked at the sky from a well.