Little Life on An American Ranch

  Chapter 8 New Experiment

  Boom! Boom! Boom!

   Just as Jian Heng was sleeping Zhengmei, he was suddenly awakened by a knock on the glass.

In the dream, Jian Heng is marrying a daughter-in-law. The daughter-in-law looks a bit like a big star. I can't remember who it is for a while, but she is very beautiful. Right now, she is taking off the hijab to see the shy look of her daughter-in-law. The child is ready to move, and no one is happy to change it all of a sudden.

  So Jian Heng turned around, covered his head and wanted to continue to sleep, and was going to put in more effort to go back to his dream and continue to make this room real!

  Boom! Boom! Boom!

  The sound of knocking on the glass became louder and louder, and now Jian Heng couldn't fall asleep even if he wanted to.

   "Who the hell!"

  Jian Heng wants to kill people, and it's not the kind of killing that can solve the depression in his chest by cutting one or two at random!

  As soon as Jian Heng opened his eyes, Jian Heng glanced at the window sill. The rabbit he let out last night was looking sideways at him with big red eyes, gnawing on a branch tens of centimeters long.

   Seeing Jian Heng looking at him, the rabbit knocked on the glass with the branch in its mouth again!

  Boom! Boom! Boom!

   "Get out! Didn't you say last night that the rivers and lakes are far away and we will never meet again!"

   Jian Heng saw the rabbit, and immediately felt a block in his heart, feeling a little out of breath.

  Although the rabbit’s behavior of knocking on the window with a small wooden stick is quite miraculous, but thinking about its habit of eating furniture, Jian Heng’s love for pets has stopped.

  Boom! Boom! Boom!

  The bunny keeps knocking!

   "Fuck it, I want it." Jian Heng came on fire!

   At this moment, a voice came from downstairs suddenly, and Jian Heng knew it was his landlord.

   "Fake, which female cousin ate my tree, and all I ate were leaves."

   Without even looking, Jian Heng can imagine the furious landlord who is as fat as a big white pig.

   At this time, there was a clear and clear child's voice: "I saw it, it was bitten by a gray rabbit, and it ran up here."

   "I got a fork!"

  Jian Heng immediately jumped up from the bed as if he had been injected with chicken blood, opened the window and door like lightning, and fished the rabbits outside into the house.

   "Xiao Dan! Children must be honest. If you see someone doing it, tell me, or don't tell me. Children who lie are not good children.".

  Jian Heng listened to what his landlord said.

  Where would the landlord downstairs believe a child's words, rabbits eat trees? Isn't this nonsense! Rabbits that eat carrots and grass are seen a lot, if there are rabbits that eat trees, it is not in vain to live for decades! The landlord thought that the kid named Dan had watched too many cartoons, so he didn't take it seriously.

Of course, if he sees Jian Heng's rabbit eating wood, he will definitely not let Jian Heng go. You must know that the tree in the flower pond downstairs was moved by his grandfather from his hometown in Europe, and it has only grown for more than 20 years. It's almost as thick as a wrist, and now it's been bitten off by something, and the landlord now has the heart to draw a gun.

   "I saw it!"

  The child named Dan, Jian Heng, knows that Daniel on the second floor used to be quite cute, but today Jian Heng feels that the child's mouth is too broken, and he doesn't want to be spanked.

   While Jian Hengjian was listening to the people outside, the rabbit had already gnawed all the sticks in its mouth, and after eating all the sticks, it immediately ran towards Jian Heng's bed leg happily. Fortunately, Jian Heng found out early and picked up the rabbit with one hand. Even so, the leg of the bed was torn off a piece of wood by the rabbit.

   "Forget it, continue to chew on the sofa, the sofa can still be chewed for a while!"

  Jian Heng has no more recruits now, and it will definitely not work if he is released. If he can get the goods back, if he brings the landlord back, he will have to get out, not only get out, but also face a lawsuit.

  If you can’t let it out, you can only keep it. Jian Heng came up with an idea when he was carrying the rabbit to the living room.

   Get a steel cage!

  The rebar that Jian Heng mentioned is not ordinary thick iron wire, it is really rebar used in construction, the kind with the thickness of a thumb! Thinking of this, Jian Heng immediately put the rabbit near the broken sofa, quickly got dressed and went out like lightning.

   I have to say that Jian Heng's efficiency is off the charts this time. It will take forty minutes from going out to returning with the cage! This is already a super miracle for the speed of New York. You must know that it only takes 20 minutes from steel cutting to welding, and then put it together. If the old American industry has this speed, let alone China, the whole world will be fine !

  The first thing Jian Heng did when he got home was to throw the rabbit into the new cage!

   "Now you are awesome!"

   Looking at the rabbit who could not stop sniffing the thick rebar, Jian Heng said proudly.

   After enjoying himself for a while, when Jian Heng remembered the look the boss of the car repair shop was looking at him, he couldn't help feeling a little resentful, and now Jian Heng can still clearly see the vigilance in the boss's eyes.

   It is estimated that if the cage is bigger and looks like it can hold a woman, this person will immediately call the police and arrest Jane. Maybe the vigilant owner of the car repair shop was thinking in his heart whether this man set up this iron cage to imprison a girl for some perverted tricks or something.

  The steel cage is very powerful, but the rabbit is dumbfounded!

   I took a look at it from time to time. After a few hours, the rabbits couldn’t do anything about this super rabbit cage. Even with the three-petal rabbit mouth wriggling, the rebar was still strong.

   "It can be regarded as restraining you!"

   Jian Heng finally breathed a sigh of relief.

The behavior of dismantling the rabbits has been curbed, and Jian Heng naturally continued to start his own experiments. Of course, the rabbits still have to be fed, but with the super cage, Jian Heng only fed about two catties of gourds in one afternoon. Chinese cabbage.

  No worries about rabbits, Jian Heng concentrated on how to get the Mercedes out. It's very simple to get it out, Guan Jian has to come from a reasonable way, otherwise there is no way to get it on the auction! The origin is unreasonable. The IRS of the Americans is not easy to fool. There are still many black-hearted people. After confiscation, they may not know where they went.

  People who have been in the United States for a long time understand that officials with integrity are also rare in the United States.

After thinking about several plans, Jian Heng felt that it was a bit unreliable. Seeing that it was time to go to work again, Jian Heng looked at the clock on the wall, thought for a while and felt that the restaurant job should be resigned today. Concentrate on thinking about an idea, wait for the auction of 770k, and take the money back to my hometown to marry a wife and have children.

   Having made up his mind, Jian Heng took his clothes and went out.

When we arrived at the restaurant, when Jian Heng walked up to the manager of the hall, and wanted to tell the manager who put on a dead face that I would not come tomorrow after finishing today's work, the troublesome Caucasian couple happened to pass by Jian Heng's house. around.

   "Hurry up, I'm going to order!" The man said dissatisfiedly to Jian Heng: "Chatting at work, you are so unprofessional!"

   At this moment, Jian Heng had a flash of inspiration: Why not experiment with these two items! A rabbit is always a rabbit, no one can be trusted!

  Although it is shameless to use people as experiments, and the Englishman who wrote the notes has drunk it himself, but Jian Heng feels that his own life is only one life, so he should be careful! Other people's children can't finish dying. What's more, Jian Heng felt that no one would know if he didn't say anything about it, and if no one knew, no one would condemn him!

   "What do you want to say to me?" Seeing that Jian Heng was stunned in front of him, the manager couldn't help asking with a little dissatisfaction.

   "No! I just want to say hello to you!"

   Now Jian Heng will say that Lao Tzu will quit tomorrow. With a new experimental product, Jian Heng will stay without paying wages!

  At this time, the poor Caucasian couple was returning to their usual seats with their heads held high, as if I were a classy person. They had no idea that their couple had been upgraded to guinea pigs in the eyes of others.

   "Sir, madam, the water you two want!" Jian Heng had a charming smile on his face, this time the smile was the most genuine from the heart! It's a pity that there are too many fake smiles. At this time, even Jian Heng himself can't tell whether the smile on his face is real or not.

  (end of this chapter)