Lisko’s American Life

"Okay, let's move on to the next topic, Lee, is your new book going to be released on Christmas?"

Allen glanced at the cue card.

"That's right,"

Asked the purpose of coming this time, Lisko tidied up his clothes, and then answered seriously.

"I believe that many people in front of the TV are still worrying about Christmas gifts. Now you have a choice. You can buy many new books by Lisko and give them to relatives, friends, bosses and colleagues. I believe this is a very stylish thing. "

Allen turned his head and advertised to the camera.

As the Allen Show, one of the most popular talk shows in the United States, its host Allen has a high status in the entertainment industry. When other guests came to promote the show or new album, Allen did not actively promote it .

And the reason why she was like this was because she was attracted by Lisko's personal charm.

"Li, what's the name of your new book?"

"The Little Prince" Lisko followed Allen's words.

"release date?"

"January 1st."

"What's the name?"

""little Prince""

The audience in the audience was already laughing, and Allen believed that even if the audience knew that this was an advertisement when it was broadcast, they would not be disgusted with this behavior. listen clearly.

"So this book is like a fairy tale, about the prince and the princess? Did the prince defeat the dragon, rescue the princess, and live happily ever after?"

"No, that's not the case,"

Lisko explained.

"It's about in the Sahara Desert in Africa: a pilot who made a forced landing met a little prince from an alien planet. The little prince has visited six planets and met six characters with different personalities on the six planets. people's stories."

"So this is a science fiction story?"

"No, I think it's still a fairy tale."

Lisko insisted not to classify this book into the category of science fiction, and I believe that everyone who has read it will understand his intentions.

Just as the two were chatting happily, suddenly, Lisko felt as if someone had touched his shoulder. Although it felt strange, considering that he was recording now, in order to avoid interruption of the recording due to his own reasons, Lisko decided to endure it. , and then gently scratched it with his hand.

"Um?"

Just after scratching, he suddenly felt that his shoulder was touched again. At this time, he couldn't help turning his head, and suddenly a dinosaur head appeared in front of him, which looked like a Hollywood movie "Jurassic".

Originally, all his mind was on Allen's question, but before Lisko could react, he suddenly saw such a terrifying thing, his pupils widened immediately, and he jumped up.

"Mommy Falk, what the hell."

"Hahahahaha."

The audience began to laugh, and when Lisko's mood stabilized a bit, he looked over again, and it was clearly a person wearing a toy dinosaur coat.

And this dinosaur doll didn't leave after scaring Lisko, and stood where it was, with its jaw raised with a smile.

Seeing the performance of the audience and the host Allen, Lisko realized that he had been tricked, so he could only shake his head with a helpless smile.

He knew that the Allen Show had this link before, so he had been paying attention in the first half, but after the intermission, his originally tense nerves relaxed.

And Allen is also very cunning, spending a lot of time on computers, and shifting Lisko's attention to problems, wave after wave, without paying attention to other things at all.

And Lisko's reaction was exactly what Allen and the program crew wanted to see. It was just a joke during the recording of the program. It's not good.

Lisko's swearing did not lower his image in the audience. The United States is very lenient in this regard. Lisko's swearing directly when he was frightened also let the audience know that he is far from himself. It's not that far away, and just like himself, he's an ordinary person who can curse at people when he's frightened.

And Americans are best at creating gods, such as Avengers, and so many superhero idols in DC, for many people, this is their god.

He is also very good at pulling the gods down from the altar, letting the audience know that such a god is like himself, a person with flesh and blood, a family and affection.

And Lisko's performance will only make people admire him for his straightforwardness and true temperament, and no one will use this rude excuse to attack him.

"Isn't it a surprise?"

Allen smiled and handed the frightened Lisko a glass of water. Then she patted him on the shoulder comfortingly.

"It was indeed a pleasant surprise."

Lisko took the water and drank it in one gulp. He really needs a glass of water to calm down now.

After drinking the water, he asked without worry.

"I look at the previous process, you will only play tricks once, right, will it not appear later?"

This reaction caused the audience to burst into laughter again.

"Who knows? You are not an ordinary person, maybe the program team will set a precedent for you?"

Instead of answering directly, Allen replied to Lisko's question with a smirk, and winked at him mischievously.

Lisko smiled wryly, knowing that he would definitely not be able to concentrate on the next recording, and at the same time gave Alan a thumbs up for his reply.

When he sat down helplessly, he found that the man in the dinosaur coat who scared him hadn't left and was still standing there.

"What does this mean, aren't you scared?"

While asking Alan questions, he looked at the dinosaur man carefully.

"It was a surprise, too."

Lisko looked more and more wrong. He stood up and tried to unzip his clothes with his hands to see who was hiding inside.

When the dinosaur man saw that Lisko was about to attack, he immediately began to evade.

Lisko saw the dinosaur and avoided it. It was instantly clear in his heart that this dinosaur man also had a ghost, he hurried forward a few steps, chased after him, then grabbed him, and pressed him under his body.

"Let me see who it is."

While avoiding the waving hand, Lisko pulled the toy's coat vigorously.

"Ha ha ha ha."

When the zipper was unzipped, a familiar voice sounded.

"Brother?"

Lisko was surprised from ear to ear, the toy dinosaur was his senior brother, Haas who was supposed to be traveling in Europe now. Haas was wearing a decent suit, his forehead was full of sweat, and his face was full of sweat because of the heat in his coat.

"why you?"

Lisko stood up and passed his hand, Haas took Lisko's hand and prepared to get up with strength.

"Slap."

When Haas straightened up halfway, Lisko let go of the hand he was holding, and Haas's body had no support point, and fell to the ground from midair.