Life is a Game

Jiang Yong came and went in a hurry.

Jiang Weiguo didn't want to make any comments on this.

The same goes for his third brother, what his son wants to eat, as long as it's not outrageous, he can just do it, if it's too outrageous, he can just keep arguing and beating him.

When Jiang Jianguo was a child, he didn't know who told him that he had to eat boiled cabbage. After two days of trouble, he was beaten up by Jiang Weiguo, and he was fined to chop onions and peppers for two days. The effect of killing chickens and monkeys was quite good.

Jiang Weiguo was hanging soup.

He has been busy since the early morning, slaughtering one of the fattest old hens raised by Grandma Jiang, and even processing other ingredients by the side of the pot of soup, never leaving.

Jiang Feng ate another small piece of Sanbuzhan and called other people to come over to eat. The two sisters, Jiang Junqing and Jiang Junlian, ran the fastest, and each dug two big spoonfuls before they were very handy. At the end of the meal, is there any left? A quarter was reserved for Jiang Jianguo's five brothers.

"Grandpa, this is delicious, can you make this tomorrow!" Jiang Junqing's eyes lit up.

"You and I have learned to cook for a few years, but if you don't learn knife skills and focus on fire, you can cook it yourself in a few years." Jiang Weiguo said.

Jiang Junqing immediately fell silent.

Among Jiang Weiguo's grandchildren, she was the one who was the best at cheating. When cutting vegetables for the first time, she cut her hand, and they didn't even squeeze out a few drops of blood, so they made a fuss and quit.

Fortunately, she is Jiang Weiguo's granddaughter and not a daughter, otherwise she would have to be hanged and beaten.

"Okay, okay, go out and don't be an eyesore in the kitchen." The old man started to shout.

A group of unsightly grandchildren were kicked out just like that.

Everyone was about to go back to each room to find their respective mothers, Jiang Junqing and Jiang Junlian stopped the four elder brothers and looked at them pitifully.

"We won't do our winter homework." The two sisters said in unison.

Jiang Zaide shivered, and was the first one ready to run away: "I can't, I've been working and forgot about junior high school stuff, look for your Brother Cheng, he was in the top 20 in the city in the college entrance examination of more than 660, look for him! He Good grades! I have to go back to the house and change the design drawings."

"I can't do either. I'm 660 in the college entrance examination and 600 in the high school entrance examination. I didn't do well in junior high school. I've already forgotten about the junior high school. I'm looking for you, Brother Ran!" After finishing speaking, Jiang Shoucheng also slipped away. .

Jiang Ran panicked immediately, and hurriedly blamed him: "I can't do it either. I got 660 in the high school entrance examination but I didn't pass the 600 in the college entrance examination! If I want to teach you, I'm going to mislead your children, and I'm not laying a good foundation to delay you. Will I develop in high school in the future? Besides, I’ve forgotten all about finance. I can’t do it. Let’s find your fourth brother. He’s a physics student. Mathematics doesn’t matter. He can do it! His college entrance examination score is higher than mine , stronger than me!"

Jiang Feng:?

"Isn't that Juanqing bad at physics? Your brother Xiaofeng is a physics student, so you all ask him, he's fine!" Jiang Ran slipped away after throwing the pot away delicately.

"Brother." Jiang Junqing and Jiang Junlian looked at Jiang Feng in unison.

Jiang Feng: ...

Don't be so cute, your weight is almost more than mine.

However, Jiang Junqing and Jiang Junlian were in the third year of junior high school, and their studies had indeed reached a critical point. The senior high school entrance examination was due in June. Since they wanted to study, it was naturally impossible for Jiang Feng not to teach.

Entering the room with them, Jiang Feng saw a familiar book on the table.

The blue physics "5-year senior high school entrance examination and 3-year simulation", the shining white and yellow characters highlight its unshakable position in teaching supplementary materials for so many years.

"Brother, don't worry, it's not difficult, it's a question for the second year of junior high school." Jiang Junqing comforted, and opened the book.

Jiang Feng was immediately relieved when he heard it. Physics in the second year of junior high school is very simple.

Then take a closer look.

Place a physical book on a horizontal tabletop. When the book is at rest, the balance force on the book is

a. The gravity of the book and the pressure of the book on the table

b. The gravity on the book and the supporting force of the table on the book

c. The pressure of the book on the table and the support force of the table on the book

d. The gravity on the table and the pressure of the book on the table

Jiang Feng:?

Well, single choice, guess it should be c.

Turn over the answer, b.

Jiang Feng...

Forget it, look at the next question.

If a physics book is still on a horizontal table, then

a. The gravity on the book and the supporting force of the table on the book are a pair of balanced forces

b. The weight of the book and the pressure of the book on the table are a pair of balancing forces

c. The gravity on the book and the supporting force on the book are a pair of interaction forces

d. The gravity on the book and the pressure on the table are a pair of interaction forces

Jiang Feng:? ? ?

His advanced physics is fake, why can't he write the questions in junior high school.

"Cough, um, ah." Jiang Feng tried to laugh to demonstrate his embarrassment, "This kind of question is not taken in the high school entrance examination."

Jiang Feng received two suspicious looks.

"That's not right, little brother, there are such questions on the mock exam papers we made." Jiang Junqing didn't believe it.

"Ah, I didn't pass the high school entrance exam!" Jiang Feng had long forgotten what he had passed the high school entrance examination.

"You little brother, I have passed the high school entrance examination for several years. Maybe it has been reformed now. Let's change it. Math, how about math?" Jiang Feng laughed.

Jiang Junlian took out a green five-three mathematics book.

The light green color moved Jiang Feng very much.

Junior high school mathematics, he will!

After tutoring two cousins ​​in mathematics for half the morning, Jiang Feng deeply felt the hardships of the junior high school teachers. That kind of feeling is, why don’t you know this, why don’t you know how to do this, how did you get to the third year of junior high school, how can you not know what I just said about the same thing.

Tutoring homework really has to be far away and close at hand. If you get close to the teacher, you really can't help but want to beat them with books.

Jiang Feng thought about it, there were two of them, and the twins had a tacit understanding. If they joined hands, they might not be able to win the fight, so they could only put down the books in their hands.

Forget it, Shinobu will not be beaten for a while, and he will take a step back to avoid going to the hospital.

Eat dumplings and yesterday's leftovers at noon. Everyone knows that tomorrow will be the most sumptuous meal of the year, and they don't care. Eat a little less today and eat a big meal tomorrow, and it will be more delicious.

If you eat one less bite today, you can eat one more bite tomorrow, and rounding it up means you earn a bite.

Jiang Feng went to Jiang Zaide's side with a bowl in his hand, and complained to the lobby brother: "Junqing and Junlian's foundation is too poor, shouldn't the education in City A be better than that in City Z?"

"The two of them have always been used to sneaking around." Jiang Zaide took a bite of a dumpling, "We used to hang sandbags anyway, hang them for a few days before being lazy and cheating. Practicing knife skills is also cutting everything. After two hours of chopping, we can talk. My hands are sore, my hands are cut, and I quit.”

"The two of them, Juan Lian is better, Juan Qing just cut her hand once and quarreled and stopped learning. Thanks to their young age, grandpa's temper is much better than before. In the past, there were two big mouths. It's up. They don't suffer like we did when we were learning how to cook, and they know how good reading is."

Jiang Feng:? ? ?

Seeing Jiang Feng's surprised face, Jiang Zaide came to his senses: "Oh, yes, I forgot, you are the most honest of our brothers, you don't cry or cry when you cut it, and you continue to practice after wrapping it in gauze."

"Grandpa doesn't care if you cry." Jiang Feng said that it's not like he hasn't cried before.

"It doesn't matter if you continue to cry, as long as you cry for long enough, Grandpa won't let you practice if you are soft-hearted." Jiang Zaide said.

Jiang Feng:? ? ?

And this operation.

"Hey, Xiaofeng, I'm not talking about you, you are the most honest among us brothers." Jiang Zaide said earnestly.

Jiang Feng: ...

oh.

We honest people did something wrong.

Candid Lies is still at the intermediate level!