Last Man On Earth When There Is No Earth ?

Sector twenty one, planet Gorgola, Tiga one, Seven

So yeah, I'm a baby now.

As you'd expect the news made everyone panic. Ginger completely gave up and left for the city saying he's taking the day off. He does deserve some rest but I expected him to first help come up with the countermeasures to deal with my current problem.

I think it's my fault for dumping all the work on him while I took a month long nap then waking up just to take another two week break.

Anyways, how should we handle this going forward?

Not that we got more than one option, all we to do is have my freeloading ghost friend here take command until I'm able to talk again just like she did before. We can also let Lilia handle it but I'm forced to admit Iris is more of the commander type than Lilia. I glance over at ghost girl who seems to be out of breath after laughing so much even though she doesn't need air.

'You done yet?' I'm not sure if my expression shows how I'm feeling at the moment, but I would like to think my eyes are half closed as I'm trying to keep a disinterested look.

[Whew, it's been a while since I laughed like that!] Iris said, wiping the tears that gathered in the corner of her eyes.

'Well, glad you're having fun at least' I'm suffering here, you know?

[How wouldn't I? I mean, you're a baby! How the hell did that even happen!?] Aand she went back to laughing.

'C'mon now, I need you to handle this'

[Yeah yeah, I know already] saying that she turned in Hono's direction "hey you, tell them to call Hir, make sure it sounds like it's your idea"

We already had a plan in place for when I'm incapacitated like this. Iris would take over using Hir, the male Herara who has Verta's blessing and thus a connection to me, having him relay instructions to everyone else. This time though I'm awake so she won't be taking matters into her own hands entirely.

Pandering over it for a few seconds the fox tailed man relayed the order

"Shouldn't we call Hir for now?" Hono asked Lilia "he might know what we should be doing."

"Ah! Yes" Lilia's expression brightened "he was able to communicate with Seven when he was asleep. He might still be able to do so even like this!"

"Yes!" Estel seemed to regain some life after hearing the suggestion "I will go call him right now"

"Tell her to do some preparation first. Like bathing and getting some clothes on" Iris said as she looked down at me.

Hono averted his gaze away from Estel then told her what Iris said in his own way "I think you should… clean up and get dressed first…"

As if just realizing she's only wrapped in a single bedsheet her face started heating and she sped out of Lilia's room.

That Hono… he better not get any funny thoughts while looking at my wives. I know they're the most gorgeous women out there but they're mine and I don't share!

Being a baby of course came with baby problems. Being unable to control some body functions is one of them. While I had my body washed by Estel I heard nature's call and it was so loud I couldn't hold back.

Thankfully we were in the bathroom and the mess was easy to clean, however the embarrassment of soiling myself in front of my wife was too much and what made it worse was that dead cat-girl laughing at me the entire time.

Today must be the best day in her life as she found one hilarious thing after the other. Like me being put in the diapers Lilia got from one of the staff who had kids.

"Em… Estel, can I hold him a little?" Lilia said as we waited in the bridge for the fur ball. Blue went back to bed while Hono took his daughter and went back to his room saying this isn't a matter that he should be involved with.

"Sure…" Estel replied, although being hesitant to hand me over apparently.

Once I was in her hands, Lilia stared at me for some time before her lips curved into a small smile.

"Now that I take a closer look isn't he really cute?" she said, her smile beaming brighter.

"… yeah, he sure is!" Estel said.

"I never thought I would see a young Seven before. He's so adorable!" Lilia placed her hands under my armpits and held me up.

I know you're excited to see something new but please put me down. This is humiliating.

"Try to gugu gaga your way out" Iris said from the side. It might be that she's tired of laughing because she could only grin.

"My lord usually has a serious expression most of the time" Estel said "I can't help but feel he's in a bad mood."

"Yeah, but the tired look he has after work is the best!" Lilia said, her cheeks reddening slightly "it makes my heart jump each time I see him like that."

The two giggled, their faces heating up a second later. They probably remembered that I might still be able to hear and understand everything they say, not to mention hearing the last part making me blush myself.

Hir arrived after a while. He had to call off some meeting with the city council since this is an emergency and although he already has been briefed on the situation he still lost all the composure he had the moment he saw my state.

"What in the world happened!?" he asked. The question was obviously directed at Iris even though he's looking at me.

"It seems he aged back after sleeping with the female Jin" ghost girl replied.

"What! How is that possible!?" he yelled.

"How am I supposed to know?" glaring down on him caused Hir to flinch. Iris then followed with what I thought went over her head as she was laughing when I talked "anyway, the idiot is fine. His mind is, at least. We don't know how long until he goes back to normal so we will have to make some excuse as to why he isn't showing in public"

"… understood" Hir nodded and stood up.

"What did he say?" Lilia was the first to ask.

"He's fine. His body might be like this right now but his mind is still working normally."

"Thank goodness…" Estel breathed in relief and so did Lilia.

"Though since he can't appear to the public like this we have to find a way to cover the situation" looking around Hir noticed someone important is missing "where is Ginger?"

"He left the moment he saw Seven like this" answered Lilia.

"What? Why!?" c'mon it isn't that hard to guess.

"He's probably too tired to deal with this matter right now" Estel commented, awkwardly scratching her long ears.

"… Guess it's our fault for forcing too much onto him…" Hir said as he brushed his beard "who else knows about this?

"Hmm… there us us, Ginger and Hono" Lilia said "none of the staff saw us yet, probably since there aren't that many around. Also, Blue and Feather were there but they weren't awake so I doubt they saw anything."

"We will go under lockdown once more. Tell them we will extend the leave for those who're already evacuated until we know how long it will take for him to recover." Iris said "We will keep rotating those still working as we already do, you may leave but be prepared in case we summon you at a short notice."

Hir relayed Iris's words as mine and got to work immediately. A day passed and I'm still a baby. For food all I had was some milk though it was the usual dairy product. Both Lilia and Estel are well endowed however neither of them can produce milk, not to mention I don't feel too good about the idea of s.u.c.k.i.n.g on their b.r.e.a.s.ts whilst in baby form.

The two of them got into a disagreement on who gets to take care of me at night which ended with Estel as the winner since Lilia had Blue to take care of.

Speaking of Blue, her eyes sparkled the moment she saw me in Estel's arms. She was the fastest to figure out the situation without needing to read my mind and didn't seem to be all that surprised by it. I've to admit being headpated by my own daughter like that feels weird, however I was still happy seeing her rare smile as she called me cute.

I took as nap in the afternoon and managed to sleep at night as well, though the next morning I woke up with a weak fever. Noticing the sharp pain in my mouth I instantly realized that my teeth are growing back. Meaning I've skipped several months of growth in a single day.

But man now I understand why kids cry that much during those times. Growing teeth for the first time is really annoying. I also felt a strange discomfort in all my joints. I would guess they're caused by my rapid growth as well since I don't remember hearing anything about it.

By the end of the second day my vocal cords had finally reached a stage where I can talk. Though I wasn't a fan of the cute childish voice that made the others look at me with funny eyes.

The next morning got an unexpected call.