Konoha’s Love Master

  Chapter 36 I'm not going to write about intimacy heaven...

   "Master Jiraiya, what book are you writing now?" Hi Xiang Wuye asked curiously.

   He was really curious, because he wanted to know if the "Intimacy Paradise" series was born.

   This kind of divine book, if you don't taste it well, it will be a waste of time!

   "The Biography of the Brave Ninja," Jirai took out a book from nowhere and stuffed it into Wuye's arms, "I gave it to you, let's take a good look at this immortal's masterpiece!"

"Uh…"

  Rixiang Wuye picked it up in a daze: "Why haven't I even heard of it? Have you heard of it?"

   He looked at Kushina and saw her shaking her head again and again.

   Jiraiya's face darkened: "That's because this immortal is not famous yet, one day, everyone in the ninja world will read my masterpiece!"

  Rixiang Wuye thought about it, and suddenly said: "Master Jiraiya, in fact, many writers choose to eat **** before expressing themselves."

   "Huh? Eat shit?"

  Jilai also scratched Baimao, expressing confusion.

Sun Xiang Wuye said solemnly: "That is to say, when an author is unknown, no one can see what he wants to express, no matter how good he is, only when he is famous will enough people see him. Books, at this time he can express himself."

  Jiraiya's cynical expression almost subconsciously restrained a bit: "You mean, if I want everyone to read my "Ninja Biography", I first need to write something else to make myself a best-selling author?"

   "Hmmmm, I believe that with the writing style of Lord Jiraiya, writing cheesy content that is close to the public will definitely be popular." Wuye showed innocent little eyes.

   "Makes sense!"

  Jilai also suddenly clenched his fist, his whole face seemed to glow: "With the strength of this immortal, if I write a vulgar book, I will definitely become famous, and then I will publish "The Legend of the Brave Ninja"!"

"Wuye..." Minato's face was a little sullen, "I think the teacher's "Brave Ninja Biography" is very well written, why do you want to write vulgar books? Originally, I was preventing him from coming here to collect materials, but you... "

   "Watergate, you don't understand."

Zilai also had a serious face, as if he had made a great sacrifice: "The teacher didn't like to write "Intimacy Paradise", the teacher is to express himself, to let more people see "The Legend of the Brave Ninja", This is a big writer's compromise to the public, and it's definitely not something I like, you know?"

Watergate:"……"

   These words are like "it's not my Buddha who loves the golden body, but the world's love of the golden body".

   "Master Jiraiya's realm is really high!"

   Wuye applauded.

   Minato slapped his hand away angrily: "The teacher's reputation will be ruined, let alone peeping to find materials, if it is discovered, it will be over."

   "Watergate, this immortal is to inspire the ignorant world, what is this worldly reputation!"

   Jiraiya waved his hand, his face shining brightly: "I'm going to collect materials, this is all to save the ignorant people!"

"teacher!"

   Minato followed behind him, dumbfounded.

   Originally, he knew that he couldn't do peeping openly, but now he was wearing a high hat by Rixiang Wuye, he couldn't imagine what would happen next...

   "No night no night, do you really think that Lord Jiraiya can write cheesy books first to gain popularity?" Kushina asked curiously.

Sun Xiang Wu Ye hugged his arms and smiled: "Writers are a group of creatures who write my heart with me. Even if they know that they need to fit the public in order to be seen, they can't write something like that, because that's not their nature. Lai Ye-sama can write "Intimacy Paradise", that's because he has such a thing in his nature!"

  Kinnai frowned: "Then why do you still encourage him to write?"

   "Because I want to watch it, it's called a fancy reminder." Wu Ye spread his hands.

"You want to see?"

   Nine Sinai akimbo: "You actually want to read such a publication, what do you want to do?"

   Wuye blinked innocently: "I'm just going to learn some postures, otherwise I don't know how to use these clothes."

   He pointed to the fancy clothes around him, and then greeted Kushina with a slap in the head.

  “hing～”

  Kinnai shook his fragrant red hair and went downstairs.

   "Actually, the clothes in my head are more than these..."

  Hyuga Wuye muttered lowly, rubbed his head, and followed Kushina downstairs.

   Qiu Dao Qufeng and Tian Yu and his wife looked at his back with a look of loss.

   "Tianyu, do you think this child Wuye has really awakened some amazing attributes?" Qiu Daofeng grinned.

  Tianyu didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "I was told by the patriarch that I was really going to be beaten to death..."

"I am sorry for your loss."

   Qiu Daofeng patted his shoulder.

  Tianyu: "..."

  …

   "Sister, these are the antiques left by my father, how can you let me sell them?!"

  Hyuga Wuye carried a bankbook of 30,000,000 taels, and slowly returned to the Hyuga mansion.

   happened to hear the voice of Hyuga Hizu's exasperation, followed by Kaguya's cold and inhuman voice: "These antiques of calligraphy and painting are neither ninjutsu scrolls, nor any secret arts, is it necessary to keep them?"

   "But these are the inheritance left by our father!"

  Hyuga Hizu shouted loudly: "How can my sister change the property of the seller for an outsider?!"

   "Brother, keep your voice down, it's not good to be heard by the clansmen." It was obvious that Hiyaka Hiashi was holding him back.

  Kui Ye's voice was still cold: "Do you think that your sister's life is not worth the property worth tens of millions of taels? I promised Qin Yin to take care of Wu Ye, so naturally I will do my best."

"elder sister!"

  Hyuga Hizu's voice sounded like she was about to cry.

   "It's only tens of millions of taels, you go to mortgage it. Next time I do a few more S-rank tasks, the reward will be saved. I won't exchange for ninjutsu, and I will redeem it for you within half a year. Don't talk nonsense."

  Kaguya seems to be annoyed too.

"Humph!"

  Hyuga Hizu finally picked up the scroll with the antiques and walked out angrily.

"Hi."

   At this moment, Hyuga Wuye's smiling face appeared in his field of vision without warning.

"You bastard!"

As soon as   Hyuga Hizu saw him, he was furious: "Where have you gone! Do you know that my sister has taken almost all the antiques that can be sold at home these days for an appraisal?!"

   "Don't talk nonsense, go."

   Kaguya's cold voice came.

  Hyuga Hizu said angrily, "Why don't you go by yourself?!"

   Kaguya said lightly: "Do you want the news of the Hyuga family's property mortgaged to spread to Konoha tomorrow?"

  Hyuga's face darkened: "Then I don't want to lose face?!"

   Seeing him go out angrily, Wu Ye sighed and stopped him: "Slow down, slow down."

"what!"

  Hyuga's fists were rattling, and it was obvious that a good tutor was not enough to suppress his anger.

Wuye took out the bankbook in his arms and stuffed it into his hand, then took the scroll in his other hand and smiled: "Hey, this is 30 million taels, these antiques of calligraphy and painting are sold to me. Bar."

  Hyuga Sun Foot: "..."

   After looking through the Encyclopedia of Japanese Gods for a long time, I finally found the name of the kaleidoscope scribble eye pupil surgery that has a suitable meaning and name, hehehe...

   However, I haven't thought about what weapon Susanoo will use in the future. Book friends who have ideas can propose, preferably the kind with meaning. (Only found two divine swords from Japanese mythology, but do you still need a sword...)

   (end of this chapter)