Konoha: People Are In Hyuga, Caged Bird Is Popularized By The Whole Clan

Ramen shop.

Yamanaka Haiyi has a name tag with the word "Referee" written on it on his chest.

He looked serious, turned his head left and right, and said solemnly.

“This competition will be decided by me.

"Now, let's introduce the two sides of the competition, Akamichi Dingza, Namikaze Minato, and Hyuga Qi Ye."

"This competition will be conducted in a fair and just spirit, and there will be no fraud."

"Here, I solemnly promise:"

"First, the referee will never be impulsive; second, he will never miss any bowl; third, the referee will be fair and beautiful!"

"So--

"start!"

Yamanaka raised his right hand high and swung it downward suddenly.

“Oooh!~~”

Akamichi Dingzuo's eyes spit fire, he let out a roar, and immediately jumped forward, Minato and Qi Ye also quickly joined the battle."

"Suck yo yo..."

"Hang Chih Chih..."

Accompanied by the crisp collision sound of chopsticks and rice bowls, an anxious atmosphere suddenly filled the air.

In just a few seconds, empty bowls appeared at the table for the three of them.

Then, the three of them continued to fight passionately.

Yamanaka Hai formed a seal with his hands, and "bang" separated into two Shadow Clone, each staring at one of them solemnly, without blinking.

At the same time, he yelled: "You can't leave the soup base behind, you have to put it on a CD!"

Nara Shikaku helplessly covered his face.

"Shout, really, why should I watch this boring competition?"

"Shikaku, don't just sit there, go and fill up the empty bowls." Yamanaka Haiichi loudly arranged.

"Well~ well~ I know, it's really troublesome."

Nara Shikaku also separated into two Shadow Clone, holding hot noodle soup in his hands, constantly going back and forth between the stage and the table.

He said it was troublesome, but his movements were very nimble.

And his movements were steady, without spilling a drop of soup.

Yamanaka Haiyi is worthy of his background in intelligence. At this time, he was still using language to arouse the competitiveness of the three people.

“Oh!∼”

"Contestant Ding eats like crazy and his skills are extraordinary! He has already finished five bowls..."

“Contestant Qi Ye was polite and methodical, and he seemed to be full of energy.

"Player Minato is not to be outdone, and is working hard to ensure his status..."

"...Ten minutes later, player Minato fell. His record was 18 bowls! What an amazing number!"

"Contestant Ding Zuo and contestant Qi Ye are still going on. Both of them are men who refuse to admit defeat. Who will win the championship?!"

"Is it contestant Dingzuo, who is always known for his large appetite? Or is he contestant Qi Ye, who is just plain?"

"...30 minutes have passed. I'm so excited. I feel like the winner is about to be decided..."

"finally----"

"Player Ding has also reached his limit. Let's take a look at his record. A total of...36 bowls!"

"What a terrifying number! It's exactly twice that of Minato players!"

Yamanaka Haiyi is in charge, and the golden ponytail is used one after another.

"Oh?! Player Qi Ye is still fighting hard. It seems that he still has some strength left. Let's count them."

"34 bowls, 35 bowls, 36 bowls...37 bowls——!"

"Breaking the record! It has already broken the record of Dingzuo players!"

"It's born, the champion is born!~~"

Yamanakahai danced and shouted excitedly.

Qi Ye put down the bowl calmly and said, "Thank you for the hospitality."

While saying this, he looked sideways at Namikaze Minato and Akamichi Dingza.

Hum hum, two little Karami.

You dare to compete with me in a big eating competition.

With [Life Return] in my body, the food I eat can be digested within 1 minute.

“Ahhhhhhhhh~~”

Stimulated by Qi Ye's disdainful eyes, Ding Zuo beat the table in pain, feeling down.

Did he lose?

He actually lost at what he was best at?!

He is simply a disgrace to the Akamichi clan!

This Big Eater Competition is a rare time for several people to get together to relax and have fun.

For this reason, Qi Ye also specially brought Minato to get to know "Ino-Shika-Chō".

Several people had a good impression of Qi Ye, a friend who was born as a commoner, but was very capable and gentle and sunny.

After the fun.

Qi Ye announced his engagement.

"What!?"

Several people were shocked.

"No, you are only 14 years old, less than 15 years old, how can you get married so early?" Yamanaka leaned closer, eyes flashing with Eight Trigrams, "Who is the woman? Do we know each other?"

"She's a clan sister in the family. Also, she's not getting married, she's just engaged."

"Whether it's getting married or engaged, it's very troublesome." Nara Shikaku crossed his hands behind his head and leaned lazily on his seat, "Because women themselves are extremely troublesome creatures." "

"Every time they have to ask others to guess their thoughts, they are so narrow-minded that they can't say anything clearly. It's a waste of effort, energy and expressions."

"Uh...Is that like this?" Minato thought of Kushina, and he felt that the two of them got along well.

Yamanaka Haiichi was thinking.

Guess? Why guess?

The spiritual mysticism of his Yamanaka clan can directly read other people's brain memories.

.*.....

Oh, it’s your own family, so you can’t do this.

Seeing the look of several friends, as if they were having a chat, Zhou Jiuteng straightened up.

He held his chin with his left hand and raised his fingers with his right hand to start counting.

He's going to start selling his views on women.

He wants to establish correct concepts of marriage and love among his friends.

He also has to analyze and point out the huge changes brought about by marriage and love for these "short-sighted" guys, whether it is for men or women.

This is a valuable experience he gained from observing the people around him since childhood.

If he is not a good friend, he will never share it.

"Take shopping."

"Men go shopping to buy things, and shopping is a means; women go shopping just to shop, and shopping is the purpose."

“The difference between the two is that men retreat from shopping after completing their goals, while women’s shopping depends on their mood before they end.

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"They go shopping when they are angry, when they are bored, when they are miserable, when they are sad, and when they are happy..."

"Shopping with them is like looking into the distance into the sky. You can never see the end."

Shikaku couldn't help but recall the shopping experience he had with his mother when he was a child, which left a deep memory in his young mind.

"When you two have a conflict, don't think you can convince her. Under rational analysis, it's obvious that you are right and she should be the one to apologize, but in the end she only needs to say "You don't love me anymore" to destroy her. Your whole logic."

Regarding this, Lu Jiu couldn't help but feel sorry for his father.

This is the tragedy of the men of the Nara clan!

"It's scary how good their memory is!"

"Especially when there is an argument, I can accurately remember what you said 36 days, six hours and six minutes ago - the words that deeply hurt her."

"And I can recall the reason for every quarrel..."

Yamanaka raised his hand weakly. He has a say in brain function.

“However, the human brain has a selective memory function. In order to protect itself from being driven to collapse by negative emotions, the brain will spontaneously and selectively forget some bad memories.

Lu Jiu pounded his palm hard and spoke decisively.

So, how terrifying a creature like a woman is!"

"They don't seem to have a forgetting pattern at all."

"Can you imagine that they are burdened with so many negative emotions but can still beat men in terms of average life expectancy? How powerful are their vitality and willpower?

“It’s already so powerful that it’s a bug!!”

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