I’ve Been Cultivating Immortals For Thousands of Years

, I am the fastest to update immortality for thousands of years, and I am yearning to expose the latest chapter!

Lin Xiao walked near the waterfall, and a water line dropped from the sky and landed in the pool below.

Peng Peng said: "Flying down three thousand feet, it is suspected that the Milky Way falls for nine days."

Several people smiled.

"It's not three thousand feet, maybe ten feet is pretty good."

Huang Xiaochu looked at the surrounding big rocks and exclaimed: "Look at the bottom of the water, what a big crab, it's probably two or three catties!"

Several people were shocked.

There are really a few catties of crabs.

This crab is too big!

Teacher He squatted down, looked at the crab under the stone, and asked, "It seems to be a blue crab, but doesn't the blue crab live in the sea? Why do you see it here."

Zifeng also looked along, just to see most of the crab's body.

Zifeng smiled: "It's not a king crab, right?"

Zifeng was heard talking in the live broadcast room.

Laughing.

"Sister Zifeng, what are you talking about? The king crab lives on the bottom of the sea and can't live in fresh water at all. The little girl Zifeng is too funny."

"Haha...I laughed to death. The king crab lives in the deep sea and is extremely harsh on temperature. How could it be possible to live in fresh water."

"But freshwater crabs don't seem to be that big. Look at the crab's body, it's estimated to be two or three catties!"

"It's impossible for hairy crabs to grow so big!"

"This was fed by Grandpa Lin. It is naturally different. Don't forget that the ginseng and Ganoderma lucidum that Grandpa Lin planted are all several times the size of others, two or three kilograms of crabs. What's so strange about them."

"Never see who raised it."

Peng Peng is eager to try.

Said: "I'll get the crab out. This is the first time I have seen such a big crab. It is simply bigger than a king crab."

Huang Xiaochu said: "Don't panic, let's surround the crabs first, don't let the big crabs run away."

Several people nodded.

Lean in slowly.

Make a circle and surround the stones.

Peng Peng squatted down, clasped the stone with his hands, exhausted his whole body and left, turning the stone over. Huang Xiaochu took this opportunity and the wooden clamp rushed into the water to clamp the crab.

Huang Xiaochu said: "Quickly, grab the two crab tongs with your hands."

Seeing that the big crab is going to escape.

Teacher He squatted down and grabbed the large crab tongs with both hands.

Teacher He smiled and said, "This crab is so heavy, it's estimated to be about three kilograms, which is too big."

Zifeng said: "Wait, I'll take a picture and post it to a circle of friends."

Zifeng took out his mobile phone excitedly.

Kaka Kaka...

Peng Peng said: "Wait a moment, I also want to take a picture."

"Okay, everyone come to make a souvenir and take a picture."

Just when the four are not happy.

A green snake emerged from the bottom of the water and swam towards the four of them.

The live broadcast room looked at the snake behind.

"Fuck, big snake, be careful!"

"Nima, a few people patronized the photo, but there were no snakes in the back. If this is bitten, it would be fine."

"Run, it's a water snake, but it's poisonous."

"Stop taking pictures and run quickly."

Peng Peng is holding his cell phone.

Seeing a big snake swimming over, he exclaimed: "There are snakes, there are snakes."

The four evacuated quickly.

Zifeng screamed, and several people retreated quickly.

It's terrible, there are snakes here.

Whoosh...

A stone flew away, hitting the snake's head just in time, breaking the snake's head into pieces.

Lin Xiao said, "You are too careless. You don't know that there is danger. This snake lives in a cave and will often go out to fish. You will walk carefully in the future."

Huang Xiaochu watched the snake flow down the water, blocking it on a rock.

Huang Xiaochu said: "It's okay, this snake has been killed by Grandpa Lin."

Teacher He nodded: "It's okay, it's okay."

Several people breathed a sigh of relief.

This is a venomous snake, if you get a bite, it's not bad.

Fortunately, Lin Xiao shot and killed the snake with a small stone.

Huang Xiaochu stepped forward and squatted down.

Zifeng was worried for a while: "Teacher Huang, you have to be careful, maybe you are not dead yet!"

Huang Xiaochu smiled: "My head is broken, and I must be dead. You will have a good food tonight."

The three looked at each other.

Wouldn't Teacher Huang want to eat snake meat?

Zifeng was embarrassed for a while: "Teacher Huang, you still eat snake meat!"

Huang Xiaochu said: "You don't understand this. Snake meat is actually very tonic. It strengthens muscles and bones, clears meridians, dispels wind and diseases, and has the effect of beautifying and beautifying."

Zifeng's goose bumps are all up: "Come on, I won't eat if I'm killed."

Peng Peng asked: "Snakes are poisonous."

"His venom is in his teeth, and his body is not poisonous. Take this snake and make snake soup at night."

I heard Huang Xiaochu talking in the live broadcast room.

"Ms. Huang is worthy of being a chef, and he knows what to cook when he sees it."

"Snake soup is very delicious. This snake is two meters long and is estimated to be four or five catties."

"It's great, it's another delicacy in the evening."

"Zifeng and the others still dislike it, this is delicious!"

Huang Xiaochu put the snake into the big bucket and continued to catch crabs.

Caught three big crabs,

The five people turned back.

Siheyuan.

Lin Xiao was still drinking tea.

Rhubarb was with him, looking at his son.

Peng Peng said: "Rhubarb is really a good father. He stays with his little wolf every day."

"Rhubarb, I ate snake meat at night."

The big yellow dog lay on the ground and raised his head to look at Peng Peng: "There is snake meat to eat. It just so happens that my wife wants to change her taste, snake!"

"Come on, I think about your daughter-in-law every day."

Big yellow dog: "I don't want my daughter-in-law, I miss you!"

Zi Feng gave a white glance.

Huang Xiaochu smiled: "Rhubarb, making snake soup at night, it must have your share, you two don't quarrel."

The two little wolves crooked their feet and walked to the side of a few people.

Zifeng knelt down, teased the little wolf, and hugged the little wolf in his hands.

"Little Wolf opened his eyes, he is so cute, how can he not look like rhubarb at all!"

Big yellow dog:······

Teacher He smiled: "Zifeng, what you said has a lot of meaning."

"Rhubarb is going to be angry."

Big yellow dog: "I'm not angry. She is jealous. She doesn't have a son, so she is jealous of other people's sons."

Zifeng:······

Two people were heard bickering in the live broadcast room.

"Haha... the dog is awesome."

"Sister Zifeng, you have to give birth to one, don't let Brother Dog underestimate it."

"Zifeng, don't fight with Dahuang, you can't fight him, so give up!"

"Zifeng quarreled with Rhubarb, it's pretty good-looking."

"It's a pity that rhubarb is a dog. If this is a human being, I don't know how many girls will be fooled by a rhubarb dog."

"Finally understand what'dog can't vomit ivory' means."

Zifeng heard what rhubarb said.

His face flushed.

"The ghost is jealous of you, I'm just not worth it for the blue wolf, you guy is very bothered."

The big yellow dog lowered his head.

"What are you talking about? It is very common for a man to have three wives and four concubines. I just follow the old tradition."

Several people laughed.

Brother Gou, you really said it.

Follow the tradition.

This is to make excuses for you!

"Brother Dog, awesome."

"I thought of a joke in an instant,'Actually, I am also a very traditional man. I don't know what you think of men, three wives and four concubines.' I laughed and peeed."

"Brother Dog, fortunately you are not a human being, otherwise it would be a crime of bigamy."

"Golden and Yugou's good words are worthy of our study."

"Brother Gou, it is Xiao Yueyue coming tomorrow. I really want to see how Xiaoyueyue is fighting with Brother Gou."

"At that time, Brother Gou and Xiao Yueyue will perform a cross talk. I really look forward to it."

"I still remember Gou's stand-up comedy, it's great."

Zifeng said, "The dog can't spit out ivory."

"Isn't this nonsense? If I spit out ivory, then it's not a dog, little girl, you spit it out for me to see."

Zifeng: "I..."

"What are you, don't fight with Brother Dog, you can't fight me."

Zifeng looked at Lin Xiao.

An angry stomping.

"Grandpa Lin, you don't always help!"

Lin Xiao smiled: "Little girl, why are you having trouble with Rhubarb, don't fight with Rhubarb, you can't fight him."

Rhubarb stood up.

Very proud.

This little girl is so bad, we bickered and wanted to find Grandpa Lin to support us.

Don't look at the relationship between Mr. Lin and me.

Brother Gou said: "Happy today, I will show you a stand-up comedy."

Peng Peng said excitedly: "Okay."

Huang Xiaochu smiled and said: "Okay, but don't talk about sister Zifeng, or she will be upset again."

Several people were sitting by the courtyard.

Zifeng's eyes lit up: "Rhubarb, what kind of ability to perform stand-up comedy, if you have the ability, try singing a song, and I admire you."

Rhubarb: "What do you want to compare with me?"

Lin Xiao smiled: "Little girl, you can still sing!"

"Of course it will, Grandpa Lin, I will sing a song for you all the time."

Lin Xiao nodded.

"Well, it's been a long time since I heard someone sing, Grandpa Lin will listen to you singing."

Lin Xiao also wanted to hear others sing.

The big yellow dog said; "If you say a good game, you will all score points. Three people, Peng Peng, Teacher Huang, and Teacher He, you three have to show your hands to vote. I want to have a PK match with the little girl."

Peng Peng took the lead in applauding and clapping his hands excitedly: "Yes, we will act as referees to see who can sing well."

Teacher He nodded and smiled: "Okay, just listen to you sing."

Huang Xiaochu nodded: "You can have this."

Zifeng smiled: "The big yellow dog, here are four people. Grandpa Lin doesn't count, oh, you didn't treat him as a person like Grandpa Lin. Grandpa Lin, you see it all the time, the big yellow dog doesn't respect you."

Big yellow dog: "Little girl Zifeng, don't come to this set. Grandpa Lin is not a human at all. He is already a fairy, how can he be considered a human."

Lin Xiao smiled: "Smuggler."

I heard this in the live broadcast room.

"Brother Dog, awesome, this horse is so good."

"Brother Dog is still great, but Old Man Lin is a fairy, not a human, how can a human compare with a fairy."

"Brother Dog's flattering skills are beyond our reach!"

"Brother Gou is so awesome, he deserves to be an old dog who has lived for decades."

The director watched this scene.

I had an idea in my heart: "Separate two voting mechanisms in the live broadcast ~www.novelmt.com~ to allow viewers to vote. Whoever gets more votes can make a request. Within the scope of our ability, we can meet their wishes."

"Director, why do you do this?"

Director: "In order to mobilize the enthusiasm of the audience, so as to retain the audience."

Two pictures appeared in the live broadcast room.

Voting mechanism.

"Fuck, this director is also drunk, and even issued a voting mechanism."

"Haha...this is so interesting, Zifeng is vying with Brother Gou, I don't know who will win?"

"I'm definitely going to vote for Brother Gou, don't question it."

"Sister Zifeng is professionally trained, and she must sing nicely, but I don't know what the big yellow dog is like?"

"Brother Dog sings, he must be awesome."

Peng Peng looked at the live broadcast room.