I’ve Been Cultivating Immortals For Thousands of Years

The big yellow dog stuck out his tongue.

Peng Peng said: "Rhubarb, don't worry, we will help you raise your **** in the future!"

Rhubarb shook his head: "Forget it, they are all wolves. If they enter the zoo, they will have no wolfishness. When they grow up, I will take them back to the mountains. Each group has its own destination."

The four heard rhubarb's words.

Thoughtful.

Rhubarb is right, once in the zoo.

Since then, he has lost his wildness and freedom.

Become an animal watched by others.

Lin Xiao nodded: "You finally said something serious."

Big yellow dog: "You always say this, I have always been very serious."

Lin Xiao shook his head.

With a boast, the tail is up to the sky.

Woo...

The big bad wolf called several times.

Staring at the big yellow dog.

The big yellow dog responded a few times.

Zifeng asked, "What did your wife say?"

The big yellow dog said: "She said that you are beautiful, gentle and beautiful Zifeng, your beauty makes me surrender, and your face makes me covet... I was wrong."

I heard this in the live broadcast room.

Instantly burst.

"Fuck, brother is awesome, is this your way of picking up girls? That's awesome."

"Nima, this EQ is really high. Brother Dog, please teach me two tricks. I will kneel down for you."

"No wonder I have been single for 30 years. There really is a reason. Just rely on this sentence, Brother Dog, 666..."

"Does this show really come from a dog? I'm afraid even people can't say it!"

"Brother Dog, a single operation, instantly captures the heart of beautiful women, which is amazing for my Brother Dog."

"Brother Dog, 6666..."

Zifeng's face flushed.

It happened to be said by a dog.

Can you believe it.

"Your wife still talks?"

Zifeng asked;

Zifeng naturally didn't believe it.

And it's so straightforward.

Lin Xiao said: "Don't listen to this dead dog, the green wolf is scared, there are too many strangers here, she instinctively feels afraid, telling your old woman to go to the small den to rest."

The big yellow dog barked.

Green Wolf reluctantly walked to the small den.

Zifeng couldn't believe this love word came out of the dog's mouth.

"Dog can't spit out ivory, rhubarb, where did you learn the love words?"

"Watching TV, doesn't it all say that on TV? So, sometimes you people are really inferior to dogs. You can say whatever you want, without any scruples."

"Look at Mr. He, you won't be able to say this kind of sorrow for a lifetime."

Teacher Ho:·····

Brother Gou, I didn't provoke you to mess with you!

Why are you pulling me up again.

Huang Xiaochu smiled: "Rhubarb is really amazing."

Teacher He shook his head: "I don't look at who raised it. Grandpa Lin really has a way to reach the sky. Rhubarb has a very high emotional intelligence, and I admire him."

Teacher He has to admire.

Especially the rhetoric words said by the big yellow dog.

He really didn't dare to say, even if there were girls, he didn't dare to confess so.

This is simply licking the dog.

Rhubarb is a real dog.

The big yellow dog said: "Single beauties, come here, Brother Dog will teach you the Code of Picking up Girls. Seeing that you are all single, Brother Dog will be angry when you see it."

The big yellow dog walked to the pavilion and sat down on it.

The four were dumbfounded.

Four people gathered around.

I want to hear what the big yellow dog has to say.

Lin Xiao shook his head, and went back to the house to meditate.

If I knew it, I wouldn't let Rhubarb speak.

This dead dog is showing off knowledge again.

Peng Peng looked excited: "Brother Dog, please advise."

Big Yellow Dog: "Don't worry, I have watched countless movie clips. Brother Gou is okay today, so I will tell you."

"We listen with all ears."

During the live broadcast, melon-eating audiences stared at the big yellow dog.

"Brother Dog, 666..."

"Brother Gou teaches the secrets personally. If I learn a few tricks, I won't be single for 30 years."

"Haha...I actually learned from a dog, but it's so fragrant..."

"Awesome, Brother Dog, please start your performance."

The big yellow dog said: "The first point is that you have to be rich. Rich is the kingly way. A lot of rich women come here. Even if there is no money, there must be money to open a house! Don’t even have money to open a house. No, let's get a hammer."

Zifeng couldn't stand it anymore.

This **** big yellow dog is actually teaching these things.

Is this really a dog?

How better than human beings.

And it's still a series of poems.

Zifeng said: "I'm still going to pull the pheasant's feathers!"

"Haha, Zifeng avoided."

"That's not it. This is something a man has to learn. The first is the iron rule. Didn't you see Mr. Wang changing his girlfriend as fast as changing his clothes?"

"I laughed and pissed, this dead dog is real."

"Great, Brother Dog."

The big yellow dog said again: "The second point is licking. As a professional licking dog, licking is necessary, Bao, I went for an infusion, what kind of fluid I infused, I miss your night."

"It's so hot these days! Maybe it's because you ignited my heart."

"My blood sugar may be high, after all, you are so sweet."

"I have been farming recently, planting your look in my heart and watching her blossom and bear fruit."

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The three heard the big yellow dog talking like this.

A look of astonishment.

Just want to say, you really lick a dog.

"Nice, my dog ​​brother, you licked a dog for the first day in all ages."

"Sorry, I am worthy of being my dog ​​brother."

"Brother Dog, awesome, based on your words, I have to study hard, you are really the number one role model in the dog world."

"This is really a sorrowful thing the dog said, lick the dog king."

"666····"

"It's too good, Xiao Wang can't compare with you at all."

In the live broadcast room, I heard a series of talks about big yellow dogs.

The barrage exploded.

This Nima is the first to lick the dog!

Peng Peng shook his head: "Brother Dog, didn't you become a dog licking like this?"

The big yellow dog just wanted to say: I am a dog.

The big yellow dog doesn’t care: "You lick her first~www.novelmt.com~ and then wait for her to come and lick you. You have to pay first. For example, if you are dating a girl, do you directly ask her if you are free at night? , I have opened the room, it's no different from looking for death."

"Be tactful, you must pay attention to this."

"When you date a girl, be tactful. The moonlight is so beautiful today. I want you to watch the stars and moon together and spend a good night."

The three were taken aback.

Damn it.

Damn it.

Brother Gou is really awesome.

Such love words are all spoken out.

You are a real dog.

The live broadcast room is again a barrage.

"666, the dog is awesome."

"Brother Gou, where did you learn this poem? It's amazing."

"Listen to the dog's words, there are no girls who can't get in. It's awesome, my dog ​​brother."

"I decided to try the dog brother's method and bid farewell to me for thirty years."

The director and his group were even more surprised.

this···

This operation is really awesome.

The big yellow dog said again: "Usually, if you say this, a woman will understand it naturally, and then it is logical that she will lick you in the future."

The three heard this.

She licked you?

This amount of information is a bit big!

Brother Gou, it's live broadcast now.

Can you converge a little.

Shall we talk about something else?

Peng Peng asked: "What if she disagrees!"

"This is nonsense. It means that your level of licking is not in place, and then you lick it every few times. Women like to listen to sorrows. The important point is not to lick every day, or you will really become a licking dog."

"Lick, there must be a degree, understand?"

"It's called wanting to catch it."

The three were taken aback.

Brother Gou, you have a bit of a fight.

You are a real dog.