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"Haha... Brother Gou is too bad."

"Brother Gou is ridiculing Yue Xiaopeng, he can answer it at the age of three, and I laughed and peeed."

"Brother Gou, it's starting to target Yue Xiaopeng again."

"Three-year-old, Nima, I almost couldn't answer."

Numerous barrage in the live broadcast room.

The big yellow dog said; "I'm complimenting you, you think, a three-year-old child can answer it, proving that you have a high IQ, and now it's a four-year-old brain teaser."

"Say."

"Who doesn't see a doctor?"

Yue Xiaopeng smiled: "Blind man."

The big yellow dog nodded: "Yes, your IQ is over four years old, congratulations..."

The corner of Yue Xiaopeng's mouth twitched.

Come on.

I'm on the set, no matter whether the answer is correct or wrong, it's all lost.

Several people laughed out of anger.

The big yellow dog said again; "Now the five-year-old is more difficult to test, and it will give you three chances to make mistakes."

"you say."

"Yue Xiaopeng runs naked, is a four-character idiom?"

Yue Xiaopeng was confused.

Type four words?

This is a bit difficult.

Yue Xiaopeng: "Let me think about it, why am I running naked?"

"Teacher He can also run naked!"

Teacher He lowered his head.

This **** rhubarb, why did it get on me again.

Yue Xiaopeng asked: "Idiom?"

"idiom."

"Four words?"

"Are there five more idioms?"

In the live broadcast room, I saw Yue Xiaopeng thinking hard.

One after another speculation.

"A four-character idiom, this is a bit difficult."

"It's a bit difficult, I can't figure it out."

"This is too difficult, Yue Xiaopeng can't think of it."

"Are there five more words in the idiom? I laughed and peeed."

"The two are on the bar."

Yue Xiaopeng said: Fatty shopping? "

"These are four words, but not an idiom. It's wrong."

Yue Xiaopeng shook his head; "This is a bit difficult."

"It's not that hard, it's a fool!"

Yue Xiaopeng was taken aback.

Looked down.

Behave like a fool...

Brother Gou, you are a little witch!

The big yellow dog said again: "Unexpectedly!"

"Unexpectedly."

I heard four words in the live broadcast room.

"Why is it a fool?"

"Haha... Brother Gou is really awesome!"

"It's really good to be foolish, and the answer is just awkward."

"It's a real dog, it's awesome, I can think of it all."

"Gu Ge's poems are endless, I'm so impressed."

The big yellow dog said again: "I will test you again, a woman running naked is also an idiom, guess?"

The faces of Zifeng and Ye Xiaomei were red.

Broken a bite.

This **** rhubarb, say all these idiots.

Yue Xiaopeng thought for a while and shook his head: "It's difficult, it's too difficult, you can remind me, maybe I guessed it."

"All right."

"Listen, there is a hole in the mountain. There is nothing in the hole. There was a sudden gust of wind. This reminder is clear enough!"

Yue Xiaopeng was stunned.

There was a hole in the mountain, there was nothing in the hole, there was a gust of wind.

What does this have to do with women running naked?

woman? Hole? No? wind?

Yue Xiaopeng shook his head: "Can't guess, is this really a five-year-old brain teaser?"

"of course!"

"Want to hear the answer?"

"think."

"Nothing."

Yue Xiaopeng was taken aback: "Why is there a hole... I really didn't expect this."

Groundless?

This is so magical.

I heard this in the live broadcast room.

"Fuck, is this Brother Dog? This is the Lich King living."

"Brother Dog is too witch."

"Nima, come from nowhere, Brother Gou can figure it out."

"I just like the bad manners of Brother Dog, it's great."

"It deserves to be my dog ​​brother, come from nowhere, this... Nima is so loving."

"Brother Dog drove too fast, he couldn't keep up."

"Brother Gou speaks a yellow accent, anyone must surrender."

"Brother Dog is awesome."

Numerous barrages are sent frequently.

Worthy of being a big yellow dog, this name is worthy of his title.

This driving speed is too fast.

Woman running naked? Isn't it just groundless!

Yue Xiaopeng coughed: "Brother Dog, where did you see these? It's really unexpected. You are driving so fast that I can't keep up."

The big yellow dog said: "That's it, then I'll give you a speed of eighty yards, listen up."

Come on.

here we go again.

The big yellow dog continued: "There is a couple. If a man has diabetes, what kind of disease does his wife easily get?"

Yue Xiaopeng was taken aback.

"diabetes?"

"Yes, her husband has diabetes."

"She also has diabetes."

"Have you heard that diabetes is contagious?"

Yue Xiaopeng nodded: "It seems not!"

Yue Xiaopeng suddenly realized: "Her husband has diabetes, and her wife must take care of her. She has to take care of her and she has tuberculosis."

"Wrong too."

Yue Xiaopeng asked: "Is this also wrong?"

"wrong."

"What disease is that?"

"Tooth decay."

Yue Xiaopeng was taken aback: "Why is it a tooth decay?"

"When you have diabetes, you will know."

Yue Xiaopeng was taken aback.

I heard this in the live broadcast room.

Instantly burst.

"Fuck, Brother Dog is driving too fast, we can't keep up!"

"This joke is too funny, tooth decay!"

"Why tooth decay?"

"Haha...why do you get tooth decay, because you eat too much sugar, where does the sugar come from, and get it from your husband."

"Brother Dog is awesome."

"It's too yellow, you deserve to be Brother Dog."

"Brother Dog, 666..."

Yue Xiaopeng understood.

Husband has diabetes and wife has tooth decay.

Speaking of this, most people understand it.

Zifeng asked: "Why do you get tooth decay?"

Teacher He pretended not to hear...

Huang Xiaochu looked into the distance, what is that...

Peng Peng shook his head: Actually I don’t understand...

Ye Xiaomei whispered in Zifeng's ear:·····

Zifeng's face flushed.

This **** rhubarb knows to open a yellow tone...

Ye Huai laughed loudly: "This paragraph is so funny."

Lin Xiao shook his head straight.

This rhubarb loves to talk about these things, really can’t do anything with this dead dog...

The big yellow dog drove at any disagreement.

The audience in the live broadcast room laughed.

Yue Xiaopeng nodded and said with a smile: "It is indeed a tooth decay, Brother Dog, you are so talented, admire, admire, Brother Dog is worthy of being an old driver."

After the two ended...

Yue Xiaopeng sat on the stool and drank a glass of water.

Brother Gou's speed is unparalleled.

Peng Peng asked: "The big yellow dog~www.novelmt.com~ do you think these jokes by yourself?"

"What's wrong?"

"Do you know Senior Fei Yuqing?"

The big yellow dog responded: "You are talking about tips. Yeah, I met Grandpa Lin with him. This guy is good, he sings well, and he can tell jokes."

The live broadcast room exploded.

"No wonder, these jokes are so familiar, are they originally Teacher Fei's disciples?"

"Grandpa Lin has been to Treasure Island, he must know."

"No wonder, so familiar, I used to know Teacher Fei."

"As expected of Brother Dog, I met the Lich King."

Countless viewers in the live broadcast room were excited.

Unexpectedly, the big yellow dog and Fei Yuqing knew each other,