I’ve Been Cultivating Immortals For Thousands of Years

Chapter 104: , 5 Liangye in 1982

, I am the fastest to update immortality for thousands of years, and I am yearning to expose the latest chapter!

The audience in the live room laughed.

"Nima, I only heard of Lafite in 1982, when will there be Wuliangye in 1982."

"It's so funny. It's so funny."

"Lafite in 1982 had heard of it, and Sprite in 1982 had heard of it, but he had never heard of Wuliangye in 1982."

"Brother Dog, it's so funny."

"Brother Dog, awesome, you deserve to be the dog king in the cross talk world."

The four Zifeng laughed out loud.

You really wanted Wuliangye in 1982.

Yue Yunpeng: "Wait a minute, Wuliangye in 1982, not Lafite in 1982, TV says so."

"You don't understand, right? Wuliangye from 1982 is worth a lot. This wine is worth hundreds of thousands."

"It's really expensive."

The big yellow dog said, "But the small-minded people are different, and their names are also different."

"How to say?"

"Waiter, here's a bottle of Erguotou from 1982."

"Erguotou is also in 1982?"

"Yes, do you know what Erguotou is?"

"I want to hear it."

"Erguotou is the wine produced by Erguocheng, called Erguotou, and the wine produced by Daguotou is called Daguotou."

"There is this difference?"

"Yes, in ancient times, I once saw a family making wine. For men, three wives and four concubines are very common. The male owner divides the wine in this way in order to distinguish the wine made by his wife."

"The wine produced by Zheng's wife is called Daguotou, ranking second, and the wine produced is Erguotou, and the wine produced by my concubine is called Xiaoguotou."

Yue Yunpeng smiled: "I've really learned a lot."

"Follow me to learn, and I have a lot of knowledge. The second child produces cheap wine, and the small-minded people call it that."

"Understood."

"Speaking of drinking, we are talking about eating, and the big-minded people will say:'Ten catties of caviar.'"

"Good guy, ten catties, are you finished?"

"You don't care whether he can finish it or not. That's how the big-minded people eat, and the smaller-minded people are different."

"What do you say with the small-minded?"

"Waitress, here are ten catties of bones."

"Yes, I like bones."

"So you are small-minded, you are not convinced!"

Yue Xiaopeng: "I have taken it, really taken it."

"There is another place that reflects your small-mindedness."

"Where?"

"Lend me ten million for fun? Do you borrow it."

"I don't have that much money?"

"You see, small-minded people say so."

Zifeng clapped hands and applauded.

marvelous.

"Brother Dog, awesome, my eyes are too small."

"It's great. Hearing this, I think my mind is even smaller."

"Brother Dog is awesome."

"Brother Dog is very eloquent."

"Yes, it's great."

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Guo Degang nodded: "Yes, I just said it casually. It's a good thing. Do you have any insights into this cross talk between the two of them?"

Guo Degang asked the apprentice next to him.

"Rhubarb reacts quickly."

"Witty and humorous."

"Brother's response was very fast, this section is very exciting."

Guo Degang shook his head: "Rhubarb dug a hole for Xiaopeng from the beginning, and Xiaopeng also fell into it naturally. However, "Xiaoyanxiao" was originally a derogatory term, but in the rhubarb's explanation, it has become a commendatory term."

"Understand? This is the technique."

"This passage, from the beginning of the yellow tone, humor, wit, and finally explained the small-mindedness. From the beginning to the end, the rhubarb is at home. Your senior brother Xiaopeng is a stick."

"From the beginning of introducing his name, Rhubarb has already thought of the following, introducing the name, identifying the flaws, and comparing the small-minded with the big-minded, and step by step has become a cross talk."

"The ability to react on the spot is very good."

Guo Degang explained.

The apprentices next to each other nodded.

Guo Degang explained: "When talking about cross talk, only you can speak. You can say that without stage fright, you can become a cross talk. Look for a laugh in your speech, and you can become a teacher."

"One of the laughs is Wuliangye in 1982 and Erguotou in 1982, which makes people shine."

Guo Degang said again: "Rhubarb has a high IQ. If you have nothing to do, learn more."

"Understood, Master."

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Siheyuan.

Zifeng clapped his hands and said, "It's great."

Huang Xiaochu smiled and said: "It's so funny, how did you come up with Brother Dog?"

Big yellow dog: "Just talk about it, then think about it!"

Yue Xiaopeng said, "Brother Dog, you are great."

Huang Xiaochu stood up and said, "Come on, I should go cooking."

The big yellow dog said: "I thought of a cross talk when talking about cooking."

Peng Peng said excitedly: "Brother Dog, talk about it."

The big yellow dog coughed.

"It's almost noon, and I'm hungry. No, Xiaopeng went to Maokeng in order to eat more."

Yue Xiaopeng was taken aback.

Come on.

it's me again.

The big yellow dog said again: "No, I just wanted to go to Maokeng, and when I saw Xiaopeng squatting in the toilet, I said, "Is Xiaopeng eating!"

Yue Xiaopeng was stunned.

Go to the hut, ask me if I have eaten.

How can I answer?

Yue Xiaopeng smiled; "I have eaten."

The big yellow dog said: "Are you eating someone else's or your own?"

What am I...

Yue Xiaopeng said: "I want to say I didn't eat it!"

"Come on, wait for me for a while, I'll take more and send it to you later."

Several people were dumbfounded.

These words...

Zifeng gave a white glance: "I'm really drunk. I have no appetite at all for breakfast later."

Peng Peng asked, "If I ask you!"

"you try."

"Rhubarb, have you eaten!"

"roll."

Peng Peng was forced.

I heard this in the live broadcast room.

Frequent barrage.

"Haha... Brother Gou is here again."

"Brother Gou is setting a trap for people, and Peng Peng is petrified in an instant."

"Please ask for the shadow area in Peng Peng's heart at this time."

"Brother Dog is amazing."

"Peng Peng is in autism at this moment."

The big yellow dog said; "You should change your thinking quickly. When someone asks you, you can answer yes or no. There is not only one answer, just change the topic."

Zifeng said; "Just you talk a lot."

The big yellow dog said: "Zifeng, have you eaten yet!"

Zi Feng gave a white glance: "Get out."

"Look at it, learn now and use it now."

Several people laughed.

You are a real dog.

In less than ten minutes, Huang Xiaochu came out with a basin of noodles.

"Well, everyone, have breakfast!"

Teacher He divides the bowls and chopsticks.

The family began to eat noodles.

The big yellow dog said: "Come on, I'll go to the cottage first..."

Several people laughed and roared.