Interstellar Love Hunting Guide

"Good evening, everyone, and welcome to the news broadcast. Today is April 6, 278, the joint year. The main content of today's program is: the 22nd United Nations Summit was successfully concluded and Mr. Soter Bai, the Great of the Delta Galaxy ended. After a friendly visit to our galaxy, I will arrive in Beijing, China today... Please see the details below...

"The δ galaxy emperor Mr. Soter Bai will hold a grand wedding in his second hometown, Beijing, China at the end of this month. President Zhang Guanghui will personally witness this great moment as the officiating person. This is the first time that a Chinese has ever met with him. The marriage of the senior leaders of the alien system shows that we have made significant achievements in the construction of a harmonious universe.

"The first companion of the delta galaxy, Mr. Russell, a Chinese citizen whose ancestral home is Beijing, is currently the honorary president of the Galaxy Free Hunter Association, and the artistic director of the website'We all love knitting'. He said that although he is married to the delta galaxy, China will always belong to him. The motherland, Beijing will always be his hometown. He was born in Sri Lanka and grew up in Sri Lanka. Blood is thicker than water. In the future, he will continue to hold his own passport and build this hot land together with the people of the motherland...

"The ST5488 air formation of the coalition government successfully smashed the space terrorist group Jerusalem at the end of last month and successfully rescued the prince of the delta galaxy, Beech Bye, who was hijacked by the group. This is the sixth time that the Chinese Air Force serving in the coalition government has achieved a counter-terrorism operation. For a major victory, Xu Gaoxing, the general representative of the Chinese formation, will highly praise the performance of the formation commander, Comrade Aiguo Mao, and promote him to the rank of major...

"The United States Transportation Association to the South Gate 2 Space Station recently held a large-scale protest, demanding to reduce the tolls of the 23 jump stations and reduce operational pressure. The Arab League **** demonstrations have been going on for two weeks, but the relevant leaders have not yet had their **** marriages. Legalization requires any response. This is the only region in the entire galaxy that still firmly restricts same-sex marriage..."

Back to Longguan, Luo Zhai, Luo Haihua sat at the dining table wearing a long and phoenix Chengxiang shawl, biting her chopsticks with a tangled expression, figuring out her daughter-in-law, oh no, her son-in-law Soter's identity, she has always had a kind I don’t know the complicated emotions of happiness or sorrow in Yunliwu. It is reasonable to say that my son became the first partner of the alien system. Although he was “married” in the past, he should be happy. No one can get into Zhongnanhai. Luo Erxiao became a mother for some reason, and will come to the ground to meet her ancestors, and she can also exhale.

But when she thinks of her good sons and daughters being crushed underneath, especially the son of the big five and three rough, her heart twitches violently, as if thousands of grass and mud horses are rushing by, making her old man's menopausal syndrome more serious.

"Look! My uncle!" The third son of Luo Qiong's family, fearing that the world will not be chaotic, waved a spoon and pointed to the holographic screen. Candid video.

The video is probably from last fall. The clarity is not high. Russell is wearing a wool coat and sitting alone in the obstetrics waiting hall of a hospital waiting for the call. He looks very tired, his eyes closed and expressionless. The news voice-over: "This video From an amateur photographer working in a hospital, the young man in the picture is obviously Mr. Russell, the first partner of the Delta Galaxy, who has recently caused an uproar on the Internet. It turns out that he returned to Earth last fall. According to a reliable source, he was at that time. I have been pregnant for nearly ten months, and I am preparing for the final check-up.

"Official reports mentioned that Mr. Luo settled in the delta galaxy a few years ago, and met the galaxy emperor Soter Bai a year ago, but why did he appear in the solar system alone at such an important moment when giving birth to a child? Does my friend know that he is pregnant? We interviewed an assistant nurse who works in obstetrics. The nurse broke the news. At that time, the attending doctor advised him to remove the child out of health considerations, but he resolutely rejected this suggestion. , Then it is clear that he is very eager to have this child.

"We have reason to believe that the beloved couple in official reports may not be as perfect as they seem. It is obvious that Mr. Russell was forced to marry King Sauter because of his father’s talents. He came from ancient China. The inferior nature of buying tickets for cars allowed him to successfully capture Mr. Sauter in this game of emotion and responsibility, and the Chinese won!"

Luo Haihua, Luo Qiong and Irina were stunned. The gossip channel is indeed a gossip channel. The result of such a long story is illogical only with a vague and casual video. The entertainment note is really something that ordinary people can't understand. Creatures, heaven!

"What are they all doing? Er Xiaoming had registered with Sauter a year ago, but he didn't make up the banquet, and said to them as if we depended on them to pay home." Luo Joan said angrily, and then looked at the old lady worriedly. Russell’s marriage was a big blow to her, and pregnancy and childbirth made her even worse. Now she is still being slandered as a father who is more expensive than her son, and she is even a sister. Can't accept her, don't be angry with her old man.

A large group of grass mud horses flashed past Luo Haihua’s turbid glass body. The newly promoted empress dowager calmly sneered and said, “I don’t know what my son is like. My mother has raised him for more than 20 years. I don't believe in my son anymore, stupid Hu Ping?"

Luo Qiong breathed a sigh of relief. Sure enough, my old lady was still protecting her shortcomings for sixty years.

The granddaughter ran downstairs, took a bowl of rice and sat down at the table, snatching the remote control from her younger brother: "Oh, the'Fashion Queen' has started, please change the fashion channel for me!" "Fashion Queen" It’s this TV show that the eldest can’t catch. The whole family has to accompany her to watch. Today’s show is also full of Russell's figure. The ghost knows that his otaku dress and fashion all year round have a hairy appearance. relation!

"As we all know, the taste of Mr. Russell, the first companion of the Delta Galaxy, has been leading the fashion trend in the past two weeks. We are fortunate to get a precious video last autumn. Please see, he is wearing a Givenchy limited-edition plaid cashmere coat. It is understood that this coat is the brand's spring model four years ago, so we can believe that the fashion circle is likely to hang retro plaid again in the next year..."

A young man with a small Hui hat on his head appeared in the video and spoke in Xi'an Mandarin: "This coat is terrific. I bought it with him when I was hungry. It was at the Givenchy discount store opposite the Hungry shop. The one from the Taobao shop, dear, the clearance stock from four years ago on the float actually costs more than 10,000, tusk tusk, if it hadn’t been for Luo Ge’s coat to be knocked over and a bowl of mutton soup all wet, he wouldn’t have paid that much. Money...Forget to say, hungry, Yiqingzhai Pao Mo Restaurant serves authentic Xi'an Pao Mo and Chengcheng Water Basin Lamb 24 hours a day. The address is..."

A large group of grass mud horses dangled once again on Luo Haihua’s turbid glass body. She calmly picked up the chopsticks. She was really old, completely unable to understand this broken world, eat her own meal, and let the fashion circle and Givenchy limited edition tease them. Go to the egg...

"Mom, they are coming back next month. What should I do about the wedding banquet?" Luo Qiong asked the old lady. Luo Haihua sighed and said: "They have such a high status, where is my old lady's turn to worry about? Didn’t you see that the president of the country will give them a marriage certificate? How many politicians will have to come? I heard that the Delta Galaxy will also have a lot of people with faces and faces. Our temple is small, and where can we house so many big Bodhisattvas."

"Everyone in the neighborhood knows that we are going to have a wedding banquet. If we don't invite them, how will we behave on the street in the future? Others will definitely say that we climbed up to the senior family and turned away and refused to recognize people."

"What the President will do for them is a matter of the country. Let's do it ourselves. If the two of them don't have time, let's treat them like Luo Haihua and invite the neighbours to have a meal." The old lady slapped her chopsticks boldly. On the side of the bowl, he said, "Anyway, vegetables and meat are ready-made. Don't eat it for nothing."

Irina looked at the mother-in-law in awe, and could not help secretly admiring Ms. Luo Haihua for being a man.

After dinner, Luo Qiong brought out a plate of pineapples and put it on the coffee table. The doorbell rang suddenly, and two beautiful girls in uniform stood outside the door, smiling like flowers: "Is Ms Luo Haihua Luo home?"

"Yes." Luo Qiong hurriedly let them in, and asked them to sit on the sofa: "You are?"

"We are from the Beijing Municipal Bureau of Land Management. Come to ask the lady to sign a document." Miss Uniform took out a document bag and handed it to Luo Haihua with a smile. , Please sign it. The Harmony Park next to your house will belong to Luo's family in the future. Based on the validity period of the residence, you will be entitled to the ownership for seventy years."

"..." Luo Haihua opened her mouth for a long time before she came back to her senses, "He, He and Harmony Park? My son bought the park? Why did he buy the park?"

"We don’t know this very well. Anyway, if you sign here, the park will belong to you. You can transform it into your back garden, or you can continue to sell tickets for the park, just get a permit from the tax bureau. ."

So, Harmony Park is mine? Luo Haihua now has a sense of realism, which is great. In the future, our elderly disco group will no longer have to look at the faces of the fan dance group and the ballroom dance group. The old lady will occupy the widest and best square by the lake. Discos, let the old folks who perform fan dance and ballroom dance move to the wet area to feed the mosquitoes hahahaha...

With a swipe of a pen, Luo Haihua has since become the owner of Harmony Park. She lied in bed and stayed happily for the night. At dawn, she had a dream, dreaming that she was carrying a watermelon knife in the Harmony Park. He became a Huilongguan. Yiba, woke up in a cold sweat, and sure enough, when a woman has money, she turns bad. Haha.

The next day happened to be Sunday. Irina did not go to work. Luo Qiong took the whole family to the old family’s house early. When the weather was good, he removed all the bedding and sent her husband to tie a rope on the roof of the building to dry the quilt. He just arrived. The doorbell rang again at noon.

Opening the door, the amiable Atto Custodian stood outside, bowed in a low-key manner, with a smile on his face: "Hello Miss Luo, I am Atto, the steward of Majesty Sauter, I met you last time." Because I didn't. Knowing that females and females can also get married on Earth, he pretends that this elder sister is still single.

"Oh, hello, Uncle Atoto." Luo Qiong hurriedly let him into the yard, Atoto leaned to let a tall and long gray-haired young man behind him, and said: "This is your Majesty Sauter's best friend card. General Dun, just came here from the delta galaxy through the wormhole. His Majesty Sauter has handed over the wedding in Harmony Park to General Cadon. You can discuss with him if you have any requirements in the future."

Although I have read the relevant information before coming and have a strong affection for the female who is said to be very similar to Russell, Caton is still shocked by the extremely petite Gaia star in front of him. There is actually more than Russell in the world. Be careful of creatures with smaller livers, and her uterus is actually built-in. I heard that it is very conducive to the reproduction of viviparous creatures like flying wolves...

Spring is here, and true love is right in front of him. Caton suppressed the boiling hormones and gracefully half-littled Luo Qiong: "Hello beautiful female, are you Russell's sister? It's just as charming as I imagined." , Please allow me to propose to you. Would you like to be my 73rd partner and build a love nest with me on Delta Star?"

"Huh?" Luo Qiong's eyes were about to fall out, and the tall, handsome, evil and graceful alien in front of him, he, he, he actually proposed to me for the first time, ah ah ah...

"Husband!" Luo Qiong turned and shouted excitedly towards the top of the building, "Who said that a woman is thirty tofu scum, my old lady is almost forty, but there are still people chasing after him!" Turning his head, smiled and said to Caton: "Sorry general, I’m married, but I don’t mind being your mother-in-law-I have a daughter who is about to get married. If you can divorce your 72 other partners, I can let you guys for the sake of my brother-in-law Get an object first."