Interstellar Love Hunting Guide

Everyone has some strange hobbies. Elder Garima likes to collect meteorites, and General Caton likes to collect male pets.

Soter the Great likes to collect taxes the most.

The first literary master of the delta galaxy once said that the things that men are most interested in are nothing more than money and sex. Emperor Sauter believed it very much, but because the "Apocalypse" stipulated that he could only mate with his destined partner throughout his life, the matter of **** was a bit illusory to him. The ghost knew where his destined partner was staying. Anyway, it has been 300 years and there is no news at all.

So there was only money left in his life, and as the supreme commander of the galaxy, there was only one channel for him to make money-collecting taxes.

King Soter liked to collect taxes.

So when General Carton heard that someone dared to evade taxes in a private store on the planet Ejita, he immediately told Sauter the good news.

It’s been a long time since no one dared to scratch Sauter’s beard. Caton thought enthusiastically, now he should send his cronies to help him level Egita. I hope that the Gaia star beauty who reported the letter is also there. There, tusk, the last time he ran so fast, he didn't catch a single piece of hair, so he can't miss it this time.

But soon Karton was Spartan, and Lord Sauter decided to take the prince himself.

What is this scenario? The last time he personally conquered it was in the era of the Great Rebellion, right? The opponent has a total of 300 million troops and 20 million warships. Are there any?

Alas, his temper is getting bigger, or it's because Quinby really owes him a lot of money.

"I said..." Carton cleared his throat with a cough, "Actually you went to the **** slave auction, right?"

In the control room of the destroyer Xiao Fantian, Emperor Sauter, dressed in a silver-gray dress, sat opposite Caton, with his fingers crossed supporting his famous chin.

Sauter really deserves to be the number one man in the delta galaxy, with his slender figure, his cold facial features, his fierce transformation... he is so talented and handsome, even if the galaxy emperor uses a beauty pageant to evaluate him, he can still be on the throne. Ah no problem.

Sauter drew a piece of tissue and wiped Caton’s saliva expressionlessly: "Carton, don’t drool at me, I am your boss, and the salary I sent you did not pay for your idiot. ."

"Ha, ha ha." Caton smiled awkwardly, "Well, I have a bit of facial muscle cramps recently, it's not your cause, don't be affectionate, I think you have been watching it for three hundred years, and you are already aesthetically tired."

Sauter patted his head: "The more developed your gonads, the more perverted your nympho, unless you are facing yourself, you will never be aesthetically tired."

When he was seen through, Caton covered his face and wept. Five minutes later, he wiped the vain tears: "By the way, you actually went to the **** slave auction, right? You finally can't hold it back?"

Sauter was expressionless, and Carton shook his head and sighed: "I said it a long time ago. The old guys in the Senate Hall are playing tricks on you at all. You are not allowed to mate with other people when you are three hundred years old. It's too cruel, Sauter. , Don’t wait any longer for your destined partner, or you will definitely become the oldest old virgin in the entire delta galaxy...or you are already."

Sauter raised his hand, and the beam of the ray gun passed through Caton's right shoulder accurately. With a howl of a wolf, the smell of burnt protein immediately permeated the whole warehouse.

Caton turned into a flying wolf and rolled around the ground, his huge tail slammed on the ground: "It's too cruel, too cruel, Sauter, you tyrant..."

"Team doctor, someone is injured here." Soter pressed the communicator, and then left the control room without looking back.

"We are about to land in Eguita in twenty minutes, and give you fifteen minutes to recover, General Caton."

Although he was three hundred years old, Sauter had no sexual experience, so when he knew about the auction of **** slaves on the planet Ejita, which was not taxable, there was a trace of insignificance in his anger.

Or he can spend money to buy OR and seize a **** slave for free to play with. A virgin is also fanciful...

Therefore, this time the prince’s personal expedition was different from usual. The large fleet was left on a companion star in the outermost periphery of Eguita. The destroyer Caton’s Little Brahma was carrying Sauter. An inferior commercial transport ship.

The Little Fantian stopped on the designated orbit under the guidance of the navigation channel. Caton looked through the porthole and suddenly found a small spacecraft not far away that was very familiar. If I remember correctly, it seems to be the car of Gaia Star’s Little Beauty. Yeah…

"Oh, Sauter, our informant is here too." Caton's injury has been completely healed, and he is a vigorous fellow.

Sauter looked at the not bad civilian spacecraft and snorted to indicate that he was not interested in informants or anything.

"No matter how concise and concise, your vocal cords will degenerate." Caton opened the hatch and jumped out as soon as he finished speaking. He jumped onto the floating car waiting outside, so as not to be penetrated by him again, although the Wyvern's transformation was restored. Very capable, but also quite painful.

The levitating car quickly approached the hypermarket, and Soter watched the magnificent buildings in the rain forest go into rage. This **** Quinby is too much. A store built is even more magnificent than his palace. Well, if this time If I catch you, I will punish you to build an office building for the galaxy government for free, anyway, you evaded so much tax!

taxi! taxi! taxi!

Thousands of grass-and-mud horses roared past, and Sauter's mood barely improved.

Unlike Russell, Caton doesn't care about the small amount of money when buying VIPs, so Sauter is fortunate to sit in one of the seats with the best view in the hypermarket, and he can see the stage with his head down.

"I said Sauter, can I keep the slave I photographed today?" Caton asked expectantly.

"Of course." Sauter flipped through the electronic index in his hand and saw so many beautiful slaves. He felt a little better. "I can also exempt your transaction tax. After all, turn a high-level destroyer into one. For an inferior commercial ship, the Empire should pay you a bit of mental damage."

"May the Lord be with you." Caton folded his hands together, his eyes flashed with gleaming waves like a girl.

The lights in the hall slowly dimmed, but the lights above the stage gradually turned on. A graceful host came up, and the sonorous metal sound made Sauter frowned, as if the base of his tongue was full. It smelled of oil.

"Dear guests, the 326th auction of Egita Planet is about to begin. Our theme today is humanoid **** slaves. The 26 items to be launched will not have the ability to transform. Therefore, our friendly reminder, Please do not treat the goods you photographed today in the form of large beasts or aggressiveness, otherwise our warranty contract will be terminated immediately."

"Humanoid." Caton was a bit disappointed. He has recently become obsessed with steel feather male creatures. The feeling of flapping their wings high in the air and mating their tails is really exciting. Since the Wolves are feathered, they Should enjoy such wonderful benefits.

Sauter still sat blankly in his seat. As a virgin, he really couldn't tell the difference between doing in bed and doing in the sky.

fall!

Destined to die for your partner or something!

Goods are constantly being sent to the stage. These humanoid slaves have probably been injected with some psychotoxin. They are very clever. At the request of the host, they constantly show their parts to the surrounding guests. Through the speculum in the box, Can clearly observe their posture, including limbs, facial features, hair, and even sexual organs.

"Oh, Grey Star Man!" Caton suddenly howled, and quickly pressed the bidder.

"So small?" Sauter measured the physical parameters of the slaves on the stage. He is a male, with a length of 183 cm, which is too short. Even in a humanoid state, Sauter is taller than him. Seventy or eighty centimeters.

Caton triumphantly said: "You don't understand this, the gray star people are very flexible, the body can be folded into any posture, but the physical strength is too poor, if you do it more than 10 times in a row, it will be-click!" Made a deadly expression.

Sauter understood that he probably killed this type of pet before.

The auction climaxed one after another, and the more beautiful the goods came later, when the nineteenth slave was brought up, a scorpion could not even control the secretion of his glands. He turned into a scorpion on the spot and broke through the protective cover and jumped to it. On the stage, the thick and long **** almost penetrated into the slave's body on the spot, arousing bursts of obscene screams and cheers.

Fortunately, the hypermarket was tightly guarded. A group of robots rushed onto the stage in time to penetrate the narcotics into the Scorpion’s central nervous system and prevented the farce. In the end, the Scorpion’s entourage paid the price of the slave and paid to disrupt the scene. Fine.

Only Suo especially leaned back on the seat with a sense of excitement. Unexpectedly, the auction would be so boring. What was delivered was soft and soft. It would be better to stay in the palace and watch the guards fight for excitement. Maybe the time he chose was really not very good. Next time, he should choose an auction with the theme of shapeshifting beasts.

Of course, there is no next time. As long as he has watched enough tricks, he orders, there will be no illegal auctions here again.

"The next one will be the most valuable slave in the history of our Ejita hypermarket." The robot's sensational voice attracted buyers' ideas. "First of all, his bidding reserve price is 10,000 gold coins!"

There was a loud noise. Generally, the youngest and best **** slaves start at only eight or nine hundred gold coins. What kind of top quality can sell for 10,000 gold coins?

Are you cheating?

"Oh, please don't make a noise, respected guests." The robot continued to sensationalize, "Before he takes the stage, please allow me to make an introduction. Our slave No. 26 comes from a distant galaxy. Everyone knows that ordinary leapfrogging. It’s impossible to reach that ancient and mysterious galaxy. Only a super wormhole can send him to us. For slaves from such a long distance, shipping costs are a lot of money. Besides, the empire’s tax burden is heavy nowadays. The tolls for this kind of checkpoint are so high, and the logistics are really not cheap."

Listening to the malicious spit of the robot, Sauter's face turned black. Paying taxes is the duty of every citizen. Do you understand?

You bastard, Quinby, there is a slave to every kind of master!

"Well, I think everyone is waiting impatiently. Now, let's welcome the twenty-sixth slave from Gaia in the Milky Way—"