Inside and Outside World

The Chinese Olympic Committee and the Ministry of Sports are not easy to come forward. After all, the influence is too great. The Football Association posted a Weibo: "Welcome Yan Luo to join the Chinese National Olympic Football Team."

Then Weibo's server exploded.

In the whole of China, aside from the old antiques that are isolated from the Internet, everyone else is in a carnival.

Countless people left messages under Yan Luo's account:

"Seeking merit."

Then cloth.

Of course, Yan Luo doesn't have any real cultivation skills, and the aura that exists in the 1v1 world is extremely thin and cannot support cultivation, but the "hard qigong" in his hand, if the external aura is not enough, he can cultivate his own vitality! More or less it can be regarded as a "foundation building technique". After all, it has been cultivated to the peak, and the vitality is abundantly contained under the skin, which is invulnerable, and can even hold a pistol bullet.

If you use your vitality to open up the two veins of Ren and Du, the bridge of heaven and earth, maybe you can ascend...Of course, I don't know if there is a passage for ascension between this world and other worlds.

Yan Luo registered an account on Yuewen.

Then submit a book.

If it is still called hard qigong, it is undoubtedly very unqualified. Yan Luo thought about it and came up with a new name for this exercise:

"Change Fate Against the Heavens, Break the Void, Ascend to the Upper Realm, Immortal Blessings and Enjoy Escape from Reincarnation"

The editor in charge of the review, when he saw the name, his face looked like a dog, what kind of messed up book title is this? However, when I saw that the registered author's name was "The King of Hades, whose name is Yan", my heart suddenly moved, could it be...

A feeling of ecstasy welled up in my heart.

You must know that people all over the country are waiting for this foundation-building exercise. Originally, the editor thought that the other party would publish it on Douyin, but he didn't expect it to be at the starting point!

How much traffic does this drive?

Even the effect of advertising on news broadcasts is far inferior to what it is now! She hurriedly contacted the boss of the website to report the matter, and immediately passed the review and made a promotional banner directly on the website's page: Warm welcome, "The King of Hades, whose name is Yan" Cultivation method, stand on my side.

On the other hand, the managers of the Douyin platform are also in the mood of a dog. How did you get to the starting point when you published the exercises? Why not on Douyin? You must know that you are a Douyin person!

Even with an investment of 100 million yuan, a promotion that could not be exchanged fell into the hands of China Literature.

The boss of Douyin immediately called and scolded, but the person in charge of the platform management was very wronged. You must know that this person never responded to the message! Besides, the other party has been videoing here all the time, who would have thought that Bu Gongfa would be on other platforms?

Yan Luo has now fulfilled his promise:

"Support me into the Olympics, and clothe me with the foundation-building skills!"

This "big energy" immediately shocked all the people in the country, and the name of the exercise is too tricky!

Of course, the most important thing is the content. Yan Luo’s book has only uploaded three chapters. The first chapter is the content of the exercises, the second chapter is the analysis of the main points of the exercises, and the third chapter is the explanation—the lack of aura in the real world It is already the age of the end of the Dharma. Only geniuses among geniuses can succeed in cultivating the foundation.

In this chapter, he also left a warning, be careful of some liars under the guise of cultivating in the future—except for himself and his sister, even in Kunlun Mountain, there is no real cultivator.

The entire Chinese Internet is discussing this exercise everywhere, as for South Korea? It has been left behind by them, after all, for a

A country that hates China and curses the Chinese from the bottom of its heart, and a small country that even hopes for "China's demise" in public interviews is not worthy of attention. What's the point of a disaster? The era of cultivating immortals for all has come, let's practice this amazing-sounding qigong first.

It is worth mentioning that in recent years, due to China’s cultural export, foreigners have a high acceptance of Xianxia novels and are also very familiar with cultivation. Some readers also learned about it.

But... it is really impossible for foreigners to cultivate. Although they know about cultivation and terms such as foundation building and aura, without the accumulation of Chinese culture, who can understand this set of exercises specially published in classical Chinese?

Of course, the hottest thing in the world is not this, but the loss of the U.S. military at the Pyeongtaek base. This incredible event is incomprehensible. You know, the life of an American is much more precious than that of other countries. The death of one American is grief, the death of ten Americans is a crisis, and the death of a hundred Americans is a disaster. This time thousands of Americans died, including one General!

The tough American president immediately reprimanded South Korea. As for South Korea, many people died, but can the lives of 10,000 South Koreans compare with the lives of one American?

As for Yan Luo—Kuaiben’s video has been deleted by the authorities, and his past participation in Kuaiben has been completely blocked on the Internet. There are some Q groups discussing whether cultivators have caused disasters in Korea, and even received warnings from the network administrators. The foreign media never thought that Yan Luo had any relationship with South Korea, after all, it was too fantasy.

Just like someone in the West claims that 911 was done by Voldemort, who would believe it?

In short, amidst the chaos, Yan Luo once again released a new single MV.

"upton funk"

This world does not have the idol Martian Old Immortal. The popular mv on youtube lacks this. Yan Luo simply made up for it. The last one, learning how to meow, attracted a lot of attention. After all, it is a Chinese song, and many Westerners don’t understand it. Not interested, this time uptonfunk is different, it is an English single and it is very suitable for the tastes of foreign young people~www.wuxiaspot.com~Tide, wave, show!

For example, one of the lyrics of this English song translated into Chinese:

"Brother is so sexy, quickly call the police and firefighters to cool me down; brother is so sexy, my temper is put off by my handsomeness; brother is so sexy, shout my name and you know who I am; brother is So sexy, my brother has a bright future..."

As soon as this song came out, it created a legend. The annual single in the United States dominated the bulletin board for half a year, won 7 Grammy awards, and even appeared on the halftime show of the 50th Super Bowl.

In the world, the most clicked song mv on youtube is "funk" with 3 billion and ranked 4th, just in front of "Gangnam sty1e", squeezed from Justin Bieber's "baby" to 24th , with less than 2 billion hits, you can see how popular this song is.

"Learn to Meow" has become famous in Asia, but for the No. 1 who wants to become a global idol, this single MV is far from enough, but at least it is enough for the whole world to know himself.

May the mv of the world be Martian brother leading a group of crooked people to sing and dance while Yan Luo is bringing Xiao Ai.

Joan of Arc also has a role, that is, in the original mv, the beautiful woman walking past with soy sauce, the dance of this song is very simple, as long as there is the kind of "brother is handsome, brother is tricky", it is enough, but the singing of the song is extremely difficult , mainly because most of them are rapping, and the unique slightly hoarse black voice of the original singer is difficult to imitate.

The original lead singer "Brother Mars" is a mixed race of blacks and Asians.

In any case, Yan Luo filmed the MV and uploaded it on Douyin and YouTube on July 1st.

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