Infinite Movie System

Chapter 595 The two-person team collapsed!

"That's my calf!"

Guangu looked at Zhang Wei and said expressionlessly.

"oh!"

Zhang Wei quickly turned over obediently, but soon he turned his head and asked humbly: "Has anyone ever said that your calves are soft?"

"No! I don't want anyone to say it either, especially a man!"

Guangu gritted his teeth and said, he sat up directly and took the laptop beside him.

"Aren't you going to sleep?" Zhang Wei asked doubtfully.

"I'm afraid I'll be in danger if I sleep. You sleep!"

Sekiya turned on his computer and resisted the urge to beat this guy up.

He didn't know why he joined in the fun during the day, and finally agreed to let Zhang Wei sleep next to him.

"No, I'm not interested in men, don't worry!" Zhang Wei chuckled.

"Shut up!"

Guangu glared at Zhang Wei, then pressed the play button on the keyboard and watched the movie on the computer.

"Sekiya, is this movie good?"

As the movie played, Zhang Wei's voice next to him sounded again, like a fly, constantly lingering in Guangu's ears.

"Proposal Battle, Japan's ratings champion!"

Guangu frowned and replied impatiently.

"oh!"

Zhang Wei nodded, and then asked: "Does the film you bought have the copyright?"

"It's none of your business, just go to sleep!"

"But, isn't it recommended to watch piracy?"

"What I bought is genuine, don't worry!"

"That's good, but...aren't you tired of watching it without subtitles?"

"ah!!"

Guangu finally couldn't bear it anymore and jumped up from the bed. He took Zhang Wei's arm and walked out of the room, and then knocked on Lu Ziqiao's door.

"Ziqiao,

come out! Lu Ziqiao! "

"what?"

Lu Ziqiao opened the door in a daze, and then in his doubtful eyes, Guan Gu directly handed Zhang Wei's hand into his.

"He belongs to you! My room and my bed are all yours. I want to go somewhere else. Otherwise, I will jump off the building!"

After saying that, Guangu didn't even go back to his room and walked directly into Lu Ziqiao's room.

"What are you doing for me? Hello?"

Lu Ziqiao looked at her closed door speechlessly, and then glanced sideways at Zhang Wei.

"Good evening!"

Zhang Wei looked at Lu Ziqiao and said with a smile.

Lu Ziqiao: "..."

Ten minutes later, the two returned to Guangu's room again.

However, this time the two of them did not sleep on the same bed. Lu Ziqiao found an air mattress somewhere and placed it on the open space in the room. It could be seen as long as he turned his head.

"I've never slept on an air mattress!"

Zhang Wei fell asleep on the air mattress on the ground and said excitedly.

"This is a Simmons, not an air mattress..."

Lu Ziqiao said tiredly while sleeping on Guan Gu's bed.

"No wonder!"

Zhang Wei hugged the quilt, not feeling sleepy at all: "I saw a direct sales message on TV saying that there is a new air mattress recently. It will support your waist when you sleep. Will it be more comfortable?"

"If you find it uncomfortable, you can go to the park and sleep on a bench!" Lu Ziqiao said impatiently.

"Don't tell me, I actually slept with you!"

Zhang Wei glanced at Lu Ziqiao and said with deep eyes: "Although it is a little cold, it is made of wooden boards after all, which is good for the back!"

"You have to switch with me to stop, right?"

Lu Ziqiao couldn't help it anymore. At this time, he finally understood why Guan Gu was so impatient when he came to find him just now.

Because this guy is like a fly, he won't stop for a moment, and it's just when you want to sleep the most.

After saying this, Lu Ziqiao forced Zhang Wei to change beds with him amid his hypocritical refusal.

However, even this had no effect at all. Zhang Wei, the fly, kept humming.

"You said what if I step on you while sleepwalking in the middle of the night?"

"I will lay mines next to your bed, so that you and I will be safe. Go to sleep!"

"But I'm not very sleepy."

"Then count the sheep and fall asleep while counting!"

"Okay, one sheep, two sheep, three sheep, four sheep...two thousand and forty-five sheep..."

"Ah!! Why aren't you asleep yet?"

"I don't know. I think this method is unscientific. Counting sheep was invented by foreign countries. In English, the pronunciation of Sheep is very close to Sleep. If you pronounce it too much, it will have psychological implications. But I think people from the Dragon Kingdom should use our method. The only thing that works is counting dumplings!”

"Then count!"

"Oh, one dumpling, two dumplings, three dumplings, four dumplings... ninety-nine dumplings, I'm hungry!"

"ah!!"

"You guys...what's going on?"

The next morning, Hu Yifei looked at the languid Guan Gu and Lu Ziqiao sitting on the sofa, as well as the energetic Zhang Wei, and suppressed a smile.

She slept soundly in Li Feng's arms last night and didn't hear any movement at all. Instead, she suffered a lot for Guan Gu and Lu Ziqiao, being tortured repeatedly by Zhang Wei.

"Hmph! Just ask him!"

With a slight snort, Guan Gu glared at Zhang Wei and turned away dissatisfied.

"Hey!" Zhang Wei scratched his head awkwardly.

"What else could there be?"

Lu Ziqiao spread out on the sofa and said speechlessly: "This guy didn't sleep when it was time to sleep. He was chirping. Then he got hungry, so I put two sleeping pills in his dumplings. I didn't expect this guy to sleepwalk. He was so upset." One night for me!”

"Is he sleepwalking again? Nothing happened?"

Hu Yifei sat on the sofa and looked at Lu Ziqiao and asked doubtfully.

"Yes, yes, do you have a knife or something?" Chen Meijia looked at the two of them excitedly.

"Get a knife? Do you really want me to die?"

Lu Ziqiao looked at Chen Meijia and rolled her eyes speechlessly: "I just became the emperor again and stole women from a man named Erkang!"

"Stealing women?"

Hu Yifei became interested, looked at Zhang Wei and asked curiously: "You are already the emperor, who else dares to steal a woman from you?"

"Hehe!" Zhang Wei smiled sheepishly: "I don't know, I've forgotten it!"

"Forgot? That woman must be very beautiful, right? What's her name? Little Swallow? Or Ziwei?" Tang Youyou said quickly.

"What little swallow and crape myrtle?"

Hu Yifei patted Tang Youyou and said, "If he becomes the emperor, then Xiaoyanzi, Ziwei and others will be princesses, right? If you still want to take them back, what will happen?"

"Yes!"

Tang Youyou nodded blankly.

"Hey, hey, hey, aren't you talking about the little swallow and crape myrtle now?"

Lu Ziqiao was dissatisfied and looked at Hu Yifei and said seriously: "The most important thing now is to discuss his sleepwalking. If he does this every day, then should we still sleep?"

"Yes, why don't you watch it instead?" Guan Gu also said.

"no!"

As soon as he finished speaking, the three women in the living room immediately refused.

Despite the cheerfulness of their discussion, when they were actually asked to guard Zhang Wei, no one was willing.

Not to mention whether they can control Zhang Wei, they are not willing to be alone in a room with Zhang Wei, let alone let them look at Zhang Wei.

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