Incredible Card Draw

Chapter 185 Butt Hurts So Much

Bang bang bang bang bang bang~

"Uhhhhhhhhhhhh~"

Artoria slapped Mordred with another series of fatherly lashes, and the miserable and painful wails echoed through the sky, spreading farther and farther.

However, these sounds could not reach Li Siwei's ears. They were all isolated by the small barrier Scathach set up before leaving, and could not reach Li Siwei's ears at all.

"You...ah ah~ just take a look! Ah ah~ one day, ah ah~ I will definitely snatch the Master away from you, ah ah~ from your hands, ah ah~! !Ahh~”

Mordred was also angered, wailing and roaring at Artoria, vowing to seize the fourth dimension from Artoria.

Arturia's action of waving her belt and beating Mordred stopped abruptly. She looked at Mordred who was still breathing cold air from the lingering pain with a smile, and asked in a strangely friendly tone: " Sir Mordred, did you say something strange just now? I didn't hear it clearly."

"Hiss...I..."

Mordred, who subconsciously took a breath because of the pain, was about to repeat what he had said before, but saw the gloomy expression on Artoria's face and swallowed it.

"What's wrong with you?" Arturia asked softly.

"...No...it's okay." Mordred shook his head quickly and said.

"Really? Then let's get here first today!" Artoria suddenly smiled and glanced at the pavilion behind her.

After saying that, Artoria raised the Sword of Victory and cut off the magic rope that bound Mordred, then turned and walked towards the pavilion.

"Hiss...it hurts!"

Mordred stood up and unbuttoned his armor, revealing his red and cool clothes. He wanted to rub his red and swollen buttocks, but when he touched it, he gasped in pain and exclaimed that it hurt.

"Hi~ What a cruel attack! Didn't I just kiss Li Siwei? She has obviously kissed her before, so is it necessary to use such a heavy hand?"

While Mordred was rubbing his spanked buttocks and other spanked parts of his body to relieve the pain, he limped behind Artoria not far away, curled his mouth, and muttered dissatisfiedly. .

“Hmph, I’m going to take Li Siwei away from you, I’m going to take Li Siwei away from you!

How about it? What can you do to me? After success, I will ask Li Siwei to stuff photos of our date into your room!"

Mordred glanced at Artoria's petite back not far away. He lowered his head and was filled with resentment. He muttered as if venting his anger. Before that, he didn't dare to speak. He didn't even think about how to take revenge. And said it out.

As soon as Mordred said this, he suddenly sensed the fluctuation of powerful magic power. He quickly looked up and saw a huge golden beam of light coming towards him.

"It's over." Mordred's eyes were dull and he muttered to himself as he looked at the golden beam of light that seemed to cover up the sun's brilliance.

As soon as the scene changed, Fujimaru Ritsuka and Li Siwei and their group were already on their way to Atlas Academy again.

Li Siwei received the space ring for the uneaten popsicles. From time to time, he took out a few popsicles to satisfy those who wanted to eat, as leisurely as a tourist out for an outing.

But the only shortcoming is that Lancelot is holding a hemp rope in his hand and pulling the wooden cart behind him, which does not fit the scene.

On the wooden cart was a man with bandages all over his body [ten people with breathing noses] were placed on the wooden cart and dragged by Lancelot on a rope.

This person is naturally Mordred, who ate the Sword of Victory.

When the golden light cannon of the Sword of Oath of Victory was about to fall, Mordred summoned his armor again in time to resist.

Although he still suffered from hemiplegia, he managed to save his life and did not have to go back to the Hall of Valor directly.

After that, Artoria naturally took her to Nightingale for treatment, but now she had to be thrown into the car and dragged away because she was unable to move.

At that time, Artoria had indeed planned to let Mordred go.

It's just that Arturia has been paying attention to Mordred after educating her, planning to wait for Mordred to follow her footsteps and then comfort her with a few words.

But before anyone could wait, they waited for Mordred's rebellious words. Arturia was so angry that she directly gave Mordred the Sword of Victory.

At that time, everyone was shocked when they saw Arturia coming back with the dying Mordred, thinking they had encountered some powerful enemy.

"Alas~ I still didn't enjoy the skills of my disciples in the end." Xuanzang Sanzang suddenly stopped, glanced at the noon sun and sighed heavily.

At noon, Li Siwei still had no intention of lighting a fire to cook, and still ate the meals prepared by Jiang Xinyu and others.

And because Tawarato was away and there was no unlimited supply of rice, Artoria had to hold her stomach while eating, constantly restraining her desire to eat.

The thought of wanting to eat but not being able to eat too much, and eating but wanting to eat more constantly tortured Artoria, but because she was a Heroic Spirit, she would not starve to death.

As we all know, followers are the dead who reappear in the world without the need to eat or rest, and the same is naturally true for heroic spirits.

They do not need to eat or rest, as long as they have enough magic power to survive, it can be said that they are the favorite leeks of capitalists.

It's just that the danger value of this kind of leek is too high. If you don't do it well, your head will appear high-risk, the death star will dazzle your eyes, and the whole village will come to your house to eat.

Hearing what Xuanzang Sanzang said, Li Siwei scratched his face in embarrassment. It's good that they like to eat their own food, but there's nothing they can do if they don't want to!

He felt that the food he cooked was not as good as the food cooked by Jiang Xinyu. He really didn't understand why Xuanzang Sanzang and the others kept thinking about the food they cooked after eating the food cooked by Jiang Xinyu.

Jiang Xinyu's skill "a good wife's cooking skills" is still as brilliant as ever.

It is a cooking skill developed for the one you love. Integrating your love for your loved one into every step of cooking, whether it is handling ingredients, controlling the heat, or cooking and plating, you will cook in a way that best suits your loved one's taste. art.

It can be said that as much as Jiang Xinyu loves Li Siwei, the food she makes will be so delicious.

However, the food prepared by Jiang Xinyu was considered by Li Siwei to be more delicious than his own dishes that could make diners burst into tears and be full of special effects. One can imagine how deep Jiang Xinyu's love for Li Siwei is.

If this skill were in the hands of others, it might just be an ordinary two-star skill card, but in Jiang Xinyu's hands, it could exceed the system's rating and reach a level that even the system could not predict.

Of course, this is a food that only Li Siwei can truly experience with love. When others taste it, they only give fair comments such as it is delicious and not bad, but it is far from the food Li Siwei makes. degree.

Therefore, the front number must still be two stars, which represents the original level of his cooking skills.

After meeting the person you love, it will change depending on the depth of the user's love for the lover. It is not impossible to become a special skill for the lover to break through the level limit and reach a higher level of cooking skills.

.....Is it really that delicious? I don’t know how it compares to Gawain’s mashed potatoes?”

Listening to Xuanzang Sanzang, a nagging woman, who kept nagging about the food cooked by Li Siwei, he couldn't help but rub his chin, and subconsciously compared it with the Gaowen brand mashed potatoes that he had eaten the most during his lifetime.

He had never eaten the food cooked by Li Siwei, not even the food brought by Jiang Xinyu and Yakumo Zifa at noon, and had all given it to Artoria.

Lancelot couldn't think of any reference for the time being, so he had to use the mashed potatoes he had eaten most times when he and Artoria were marching and fighting.

"Sir Lancelot, although I am Artoria Pendragon in another world, I also ate ten bunches of mud that my Gao Wenqing had for more than ten years.

I can tell you very responsibly that the mashed potatoes made by Gao Wenqing are absolutely incomparable with any food made by Siwei. It is definitely the best cooking skill in the world!"

Hearing that Lancelot actually compared Gawain's mashed potatoes with Li Siwei's cooking, Artoria quickly spoke up to testify to Li Siwei's cooking skills.

Although she knew that Lancelot had never eaten the food cooked by Li Siwei, she would be a little skeptical, but Lancelot actually compared it with the mashed potatoes made by Gawain, which made Artoria very dissatisfied and annoyed.

I can accept it if you compare food made by other chefs, but if you compare it with Gowan mashed potatoes that I have eaten for more than ten years, do you think that the feedback given by my taste buds is wrong?

Fujimaru Ritsuka, Nightingale and the others also nodded and echoed, and even Fufu on Fujimaru Ritsuka's shoulders nodded and kissed her in agreement.

The bandaged man, Mordred, struggled to get up to testify for Li Siwei, but he lay back down halfway because of the bandage and the pain on his body.

After lying down, Mordred refused to admit defeat and tried to sit up again. History repeated itself again, and Mordred lay back in pain again.

Even because his upper body was raised too high this time, when he lay down, the dustpan hit his butt that Artoria had spanked with a belt. The pain was so painful that Mordred almost shouted on the spot.

Fortunately, her perseverance suppressed her desire to shout, and she did not embarrass herself in front of everyone and Li Siwei.

Mordred immediately fell silent.

Seeing that everyone was like this, Lancelot quickly apologized to Li Siwei. It was because of his brain that he compared Gawain's mashed potatoes with Li Siwei's cooking.

Let’s not talk about the taste of Gao Wen’s mashed potatoes and the food cooked by Li Siwei, but after eating the mashed potatoes that Gao Wen has cooked for more than ten or twenty years, Artoria has an absolute say.

What's more, it was food made during the battlefield that was very filling, easy to carry, and convenient to prepare. Even if it tasted really good, it would never be better than a meal specially prepared by others.

Seeing Lancelot bending down to apologize with a serious look on his face, Li Siwei just waved his hand to express that it was okay.

Xuanzang Sanzang became dissatisfied. He looked at Fujimaru Ritsuka and said, "Fujimaru Ritsuka, people think that Lancelot has not truly believed in Li Siwei's cooking skills. What do you think?"

After saying that, Xuanzang Sanzang glanced at Li Siwei and looked at Fujimaru Ritsuka suggestively, hoping that Fujimaru Ritsuka would say something to Li Siwei to start cooking. .

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