In Genshin Impact, No One Understands Holy Relics Better Than Me

So ever.

In order to make this sister's night talk no longer silent, Mona made a proposal: "We are a secret sharing meeting, not a "summer seminar", do everyone's secrets revolve around summer? Is there no other secret? "

After speaking, General Keqing said, "What about Mona's secret?"

"Forehead--"

Mona was asked and needed a little time to react, and then Amber raised his hand and said, "I know! I know!"

It's like a quick answer in a child's class, but the answer is not a child at all: "Mona's secret is - her first time with Xia is in the toilet!"

"Oh—" Several people exclaimed in amazement.

Mona tightly covered Amber's stinky mouth and almost shoved her fists in: "You're going to die!"

It's too late to stop.

What followed was a storm of questions, led by Ningguang, full of curiosity and thirst for knowledge.

"Is it in the toilet for the first time? This is really unexpected..."

"Eh? The toilet... Do you do that kind of thing in the toilet?"

"Mona...you..."

"Where's the toilet? Wouldn't it be a public toilet?"

After finally grasping a sentence that can be answered, Mona retorted: "How could it be the toilet outside!"

"Which day was that?" Barbara blinked, as if she was curious when Amber confessed to Xia Xia, and even more curious when Mona and Xia Xia H.

These things are actually found by my side, in the toilet that I go to every day! Made it look like Barbara was an idiot.

"Well, I forgot." Of course Mona remembered that day and scene for the rest of her life, but she could only pretend not to remember.

"Oh! That day! I remember it!"

Barbara clapped her hands, and the relevant memories flooded into her mind, and they all turned out: "I went to the toilet that day, and it was very late, and I wondered why Sister Mona was still taking a bath, and then I smelled the smell of Xia's brother... ...Then the next day, Sister Mona said that her thigh was strained, and it was inconvenient to walk, and she refused to let me treat it ... because it was given to me by brother Xia at night--umm."

The hands that originally sealed Amber's mouth were transferred to Barbara's small mouth. Mona looked around and reiterated: "Okay, skip it! Continue to tell your secrets! Who else hasn't said... can't Let’s talk about summer again!”

As a lesson from the past, seeing Amber and Mona both so embarrassed by summer problems, it may be a good thing to not be able to talk about summer-related secrets now, but it also makes things boring.

Ke Qing's secret is unremarkable: "Because I like to eat golden shrimp balls, I will vote for the chef who makes golden shrimp **** in every cooking competition..."

"I participated in the selection of the Knights and I failed seven times, but I only said that I failed six times, because when I was eliminated for the first time, I was afraid of losing face and said I didn't participate..."

This is Noelle's secret. It's a little more interesting than Ke Qing's, but... this secret doesn't seem to be easy to discuss, neither laughing nor not laughing.

Continue to skip, leaving Ningguang and Rosalind.

"I used to dodge taxes."

"Tianquan Ningguang also evades taxes?"

Tianquanxing tax evasion, this is a deadly scandal enough to step down.

Ningguang smiled and didn't worry about spreading it out: "That's when you become a heaven... To be precise, when you can't even buy shoes, you can evade a little more tax and you can eat an extra meal... In order to survive, forced."

Let’s not talk about a part, not only for survival, but also for the capital of making a fortune later, many of which are saved from tax evasion.

"Because of this experience, after I took charge of the tax, the tax deduction for those with low incomes was given."

With the latter move, the scandal of tax evasion has turned into a good image of being close to the poor, which is really amazing.

Finally, it was Rosalynn's turn.

She disdains officialdom and politics, but she has also been a diplomat for a long time by virtue of her status as an "executive officer".

The so-called drunkenness does not mean wine.

Ningguang led this secret sharing, not to hear the secrets that she didn't care about at all, but to verify whether the "lady" who was subdued by Xia Xia could believe it.

Rosalind understood, so Daoming came to Liyue's top secret.

"My secret... I came to Liyue on behalf of the fools this time to bring back the new eighth executive officer from the rocky abyss."

The current forces of the Fools are unable to forcefully send people into the giant abyss of rocks. If they want to take over the new executive officer, they must have the assistance of Liyue.

It may be better to inform on such occasions than to make a private contact with Ningguang and then make a humble request.

Chapter 821 Help Gan Yu to Brush Her Teeth

After finally staying at home for the night, I don't usually talk about embracing left and right, so there is no one in my arms... I didn't expect the wife to gather together, but I was empty, lonely and cold.

In the second half of the night, in a daze, a few bunnies seemed to come up from the bed and crept to their chests...

One, two, three... more and more, heavier and heavier, almost breathless.

Barbara, Xiangling, Amber, Gan Yu, the four little cuties use Xia's body as a pillow and sleep sideways in a row...

Xia Tian glanced at them, and really couldn't do anything about them.

From the chest to the thighs, carrying the weight and the heat of breathing, it flashed until dawn.

Amber, who had a morning assignment, left a hickey on Xia's cheek and got up first to leave.

Xiangling and Barbara woke up later, they faced each other, held each other's hands, smiled at each other, closed their eyes with a heart, and wanted to sleep for a while.

The business of Wanmintang didn't officially start until noon, and it only sold steamed buns in the morning, so she didn't need to go back to help.

Barbara doesn't have to get up early, her work starts at ten in the morning, and there are still three or four hours left!

Gan Yu slept very hard, sucking the smell of summer, if no one disturbed him, he could probably sleep for a whole day.

boom--

The door was pushed open, and the black long straight Mona came in disheveled, taking off her clothes and walking to the closet.

Seeing Xia Xian open his eyes, and seeing a few cuties lying on Xia Xian's body, they were angry but didn't dare to make a loud noise, for fear of making a noise: "When I was peeing last night, when I saw their floor was empty, I knew they were sneaking up. It's gone!"

Xia Xia fondly patted the heads of the four of them one by one, and asked, "What about the others? Do they all sleep on the floor?"

"Well... Ningguang went back last night, Qin slept in Barbara's room, Rosalind slept in my room... We agreed to chat together, and in the end it was just me, Keqing, and Noelle. ."

The bed in the master bedroom is very large and can accommodate four or five people at the same time. Usually Amber, Mona, and Barbara all sleep here, but they also have their own room... I'm going to say that everyone has their own room, Even Ningguang, who has never stayed in Dongtian Immortal Mansion.

Jyn and Rosalyn have only been in the family for a few days, so they haven't had time to buy furniture, but the room has already been arranged.

"Okay, pull up those two pretending to be sleeping!"

When they were touched by Xia Xia, two of them were obviously enjoying themselves, but they couldn't escape Mona's sight.

Xiangling and Barbara each opened one eye and said in unison, "Oh, Sister Mona! Let's sleep for a while!"

Mona is very reasonable: "That's fine, you guys continue to sleep...but you can get up in the summer!"

Xiangling reluctantly said, "Eh? If Brother Xia Tian gets up, what's the point of us continuing to sleep?"

"No... what's the point of sleeping! Sleep when you're sleepy, and get up when you wake up!"

Mona really wanted to pry open the heads of these two sisters to see what was inside. Is it only "men" left?

Under normal circumstances, Mona would not take the initiative to wake Xia Xia. She felt distressed that Xia Xia was running around, and even said that Xia Xia would sleep a little longer.

Since he asked to get up, something must have happened.

"What's wrong?"

"I'm a guest... The fox immortal from Wife Rice is here again, saying that I have something to look for you."

"Eh? It's not another troublesome request, is it?"

"If I say no this time, I'm here to inform you of a news. I asked her what it was, and she said she must say it in front of you, so hurry up!"

In two or three sentences, Mona had already changed her clothes.

And Xia Xia was also ready to get up, just sitting up, he woke up Gan Yu.

"Um...Mr. Summer..."

"Did it wake you up? Sleep a little longer if you're tired."

Xia Xia knew that Gan Yu rarely had time to sleep, and hoped that she could sleep more.

"Um."

Gan Yu can't be coquettish, but her nasal voice when she is confused is naturally a coquettish voice. She wraps her arms around Xia Xia's waist, as if she didn't realize that Xia Xian asked her to sleep for a while, because she wanted to sleep on her own.

The hug was very tight, Xia Tian was too gentle to break free.

Mona came over and whispered in Gan Yu's ear, "Here comes the Eightfold Son of God."

"She is coming?"

Gan Yu rubbed her eyes and pulled Xia Tian's arm to get up.

The last time we met at the Immortal Mansion in Dongtian, God Child Yazhong also brought Hailingzhi with him. For the sake of etiquette, he had to go to meet him... and Mr. Xia Xia together.

Xiangling, Xia Tian, ​​Barbara, Mona... four people side by side, standing in front of the mirror in the bathroom on the second floor.

And Gan Yu didn't have the trouble of washing up, like a conjoined bud, holding Xia Tian all the time, not letting go.

Barbara was holding the toothpaste foam and asked enviously, "Don't Sister Gan Yu wash up?"

Sister Gan Yu is very beautiful, she is as beautiful as a fairy without makeup, but a fairy also needs to wash her face and brush her teeth, right?

"Rinse...I can use ice crystals to keep my skin clean, so no."

Gan Yu also made a special demonstration, the ice crystals condensed and volatilized, the temperature in the room dropped instantly, and Barbara, who was a water element, was almost frozen.

In fact, the water element can also perform a similar cleaning, but Barbara is not so powerful, and it always feels that it is not clean enough.

"Gulugulu... What about brushing your teeth?" Xiang Ling asked curiously after spitting out the toothbrush.

"Um... brushing your teeth? Do you have to brush your teeth?"

Gan Yu has thousands of years of life experience, but this is the first time she has met someone in the washing room, and she has never encountered such a problem before.

"Should I want it? Or won't it get cavities?"

Barbara said this, but also wondered, will the fairy be troubled by tooth decay?

I don't know, anyway, there have been no cavities in these thousands of years.

Gan Yu didn't explain much. Looking at everyone brushing their teeth, she thought that it must be reasonable. Since she wants to integrate into human society, she can't be special.

So, she let go of Xia Xia's waist, turned to Xia Xia's side, and opened her small mouth: "Ah... Mr. Xia help me brush, use Mr. Xia's toothbrush..."

"Eh!?"

Barbara and Xiangling exclaimed together, there is still such a possibility... I can't wait to throw away my toothbrush immediately.

"Uh." Xia Tian never thought about such a situation, and subconsciously refused: "How can two people share a toothbrush..."

"Can't you?" Gan Yu was puzzled, not understanding why he couldn't.

How to explain summer? Tivat has no scientific research to prove bacteria or anything... Moreover, even if there are bacteria, you can't wait to lick it again when you kiss, who would care about this?

The four here seem to be playing inferior sketches, and only the spectator, Mona, is clear.

She took out a brand new toothbrush from the drawer: "Here!"

I sighed helplessly in my heart: You! Are they all children?

With the toothbrush, Gan Yu put it in his mouth, and learned the movements of Barbara and Xiangling, completely unknown.

"Use toothpaste." Barbara smiled and took out the toothbrush from Gan Yu's mouth, ready to get her special toothpaste: "Use my toothpaste, and Xiangling also uses mine."

Everyone has their own favorite flavor of toothpaste, but since using Barbara's homemade toothpaste, Xiangling has fallen in love with... chili-flavored toothpaste.

Knowing this in the summer, I was very puzzled. Can pepper toothpaste really protect my teeth? But this is a different world, and it is not easy to use any science to prove it.

For the love of chili, Xiangling and Barbara are serious, but the others don't!

Mona was heartbroken, and quickly stopped: "Hey! It's better to use mine."

Gan Yu hesitated to make a choice.

Waiting for Mona to say again: "I also use mine in summer!"

Only then did Gan Yu accept it.

Then, she put the toothbrush squeezed with toothpaste into the hands of Xia Xian who had already finished washing, raised her head again, and opened her small mouth: "Ah—"

The expression is very clear, she doesn't know how to brush her teeth, so she wants Mr. Xia to help her.