In Genshin Impact, No One Understands Holy Relics Better Than Me

"Eh? I'm leaving?"

"Otherwise? Is there anything else? I've cashed the reward you asked for, and I've almost finished drinking. Do you want to stay and pay if you don't go?"

"I……"

Xia Xia was stunned, the words he wanted to say were cut off, and he only felt uncomfortable. Why did it seem like he was abandoned?

"Humph! Let's go!"

With a tone of displeasure and a little bit of naivety, Xia Xia got up and left.

blah-

As the push door was re-closed, only the chief priest of Narujin Taisha, who was hugged by pink hair, was left in the room.

Yae Kamiko turned around, clasped his knees with both hands, buried his head in his knees, and sighed regretfully: "There is still one very important procedure missing."

In the novel, the romantic first kiss plot usually has the phrase "I love you", and no one in this world has ever said it to her.

People who love to read novels are always used to substituting themselves in, so that they hope that they can be treated so tenderly by the plot of the novel.

However, reality is always more depressing than fiction, and wine not only cannot resolve the depressing, but also magnifies it.

"How are you! Always stay with me, if only you could talk..."

In a daze, talking drunkenly to the wine bottle.

Yae Godko lifted the bottle and poured wine into the bowl, but there was not a drop.

The front foot was still Britney, and she immediately became Mrs. Niu.

boom.

Like a drunken madness, Yae Godko threw out the empty wine bottle and complained, "You bully me too!"

I wanted to touch the oiled tofu on the table again, but the oiled tofu had already been eaten: "The oily tofu also bullied me!"

No more wine, no more oily tofu, and no more summer.

Touching his lips, reminiscing about the touch just now, he felt aggrieved in his heart.

All bully me!

blah-

The door was pushed open again.

Yae Miko raised her eyes, she didn't make any disguise now, if it was a clerk who came in, it was absolutely impossible to be seen by the miserable appearance of Lord Gongji of the Mingshen Taisha Shrine.

Raise your hand and raise Lei, you are about to prepare for physical amnesia.

Stopped.

Eyes were given a new light.

"Why did you come back?"

Chapter 787 Don't Confess After Drunk

Xia Xia went out, and I don't know why, but I felt that something was wrong, as if I had lost something, and my heart was empty without taking a step.

Leaning at the end of the aisle to the corner of the hall, holding his slightly aching forehead, trying to judge what he should do and how to relieve the sadness in his heart.

leave now? I don't seem to remember it very much, but if I turn around and go back, I will be disliked and ridiculed.

I want to follow my heart, but I still have to find a reason for my face.

He stepped into the bright hall, went to the counter, ordered drinks and oily tofu of different flavors, and served it himself.

pat-

The push door of the private room was removed, and when she saw the pink lady squatting on the ground, she heard the sound, and instantly slapped a thunder in her hand. Fortunately, she raised her eyes in time to see the person who was coming, and this prevented an accident.

"Why did you come back? Didn't I let you go?"

He was so surprised that he opened his small mouth, mixed with a trace of forbearance, and the corners of his mouth trembled from time to time, as if preventing the smile from blooming.

How to answer? Is there a clever way to answer it?

Xia Xia also has the anger of being driven away, so he is reluctant to say some nice things, such as "I want to accompany you" and "I can't bear to leave." If you need a sweet response from the other party, it is too shameless to show your favor unilaterally.

I deliberately waited for a while before coming in, just to think of a countermeasure.

Xia Xia's expression was sad, and she spread her hands pitifully: "Because I was dumped, I felt uncomfortable, so I wanted to drink! It's boring to drink alone, so I came to find the considerate Gongji-sama!"

"Huh." Yae Kamiko closed his eyes slowly, feeling that he was about to laugh, but he stopped immediately, and the laughter around his mouth changed to a proud hum of a young girl: "Eh? Being dumped, it seems that person must be a very good, very good, very good woman?"

I know you are excellent, but I don't need to emphasize it three times. It's too "Huang Po sells melons".

Xia Tian didn't recognize it and retorted: "On the contrary, it should be a very bad, very bad, very bad woman!"

Having said that, Yae-san suddenly became unhappy, but instead of rushing people, he was interested to discuss: "How bad is it? Is it because you only have oily tofu for dinner?"

She is quite clear that only oily tofu is not the problem. The problem is that in the end, she didn't eat oily tofu in summer. When she said that she was treating guests, she actually ate it all by herself.

For summer, eating oily tofu is not much different from watching beauties eating oily tofu, and no amount of oily tofu is as tender and greedy as that small mouth.

Speaking of oily tofu, Yae Shenzi couldn't wait to take a bunch and put it into his mouth, and then opened the bottle of wine.

"This is Liyue's dandelion wine? And Liyue's wine... Liyue's wine is very strong. Are you trying to get me drunk and do something bad?"

"Yeah! Don't drink it if you're afraid!"

"..."

The two were talking jokingly.

How could the eight-fold **** child be afraid, he drank a large half of the cup, and his whole body became hot and sweaty. He was more dizzy than a few large bowls of sake, and he might really get drunk.

His voice became blurred, but his mind was still clear, and he still remembered the topic that was interrupted just now: "Come on, why is she a bad character!"

Xia Xia was full of resentment, with a sad face: "She took advantage of me, but she was unwilling to take responsibility, and she threw me away. Isn't it too much?"

"Well... is it too much?" Yae Kamiko disagreed: "I think... you must have made her angry, so she didn't want you."

While speaking, she changed her sitting position, from hugging her knees to a girl's M sitting. The witch was going to wear white socks, and she had already stripped and left it aside.

"I think I've done a good job. If I don't scold me, I don't fight back, and I obey her." Xia Xia probably knew what she might not be doing well enough, but in the bottom of a woman's heart, where is a man? Understand?

"That means you're not handsome enough, rich enough, or talented enough?" Yae Godko replied with a very uncertain tone. Obviously, the three things listed are not the real reasons.

"Is it possible? My appearance is okay? My ability is okay, money... I'm okay too. Taken together, there should be few people in this world who are better than me!"

"shameless."

She made a small rant, so slight that only she could hear it, and then began to be unreasonable that is unique to women: "That's you... In short, I think you must be wrong."

At this moment, the smile could no longer be concealed, the eyebrows and eyes gradually stretched, and the dimples at the corners of the mouth became shallow and deep.

Xia Xia muttered aggrievedly: "It's a bit unreasonable."

The other cheeky admitted: "Maybe she is just so unreasonable?"

"I don't even know what I'm doing wrong, can you ask Lord Gongji to help me solve it?"

"Miyaji-sama of Mingshen Taisha has no emotional consultation business!"

"Then can I ask the fox fairy to help solve it?"

"No!" Yae Godko refused decisively, and deliberately turned his face, squinting his eyes and looking out of the corner of his eye: "Because the fox fairy doesn't like you either... Look, why are you so annoying?"

"Hey." Xia Xia reluctantly spread his hands, and followed the words: "So, I can only use alcohol to relieve my worries when I am hated... Is it convenient to add a seat?"

He didn't shy away at all, he sat directly on the edge and touched his waist with the slightest movement of his elbows, almost sticking together.

Totally unwelcome, and gave him a blank look: "Fang Inconvenient, you have already sat down and asked?"

After all, the body did not resist at all, and even the head wrapped in pink hair was suspected of being slightly sideways, ready to lean on Xia Xia at any time.

The intimacy was accepted, and Xia Xia was excited. After being teased for so long, it was finally time to fight back, and he said, "If you don't welcome me and tell me to leave, I'm embarrassed and cheeky and continue to sit down. ."

"Okay, then you go."

Yae Kamiko spoke without hesitation, Xia Xia got up even more without hesitation, and then... his wrist was pulled.

"Really, like a child! It's so easy to get angry!" Yae Kamiko pulled Xia Xia down, the distance between the two became even tighter, shoulders and arms overlapped, and half of her body was already lying in her arms.

It's hard to see Miss Fox's face again, and when she bows her head, it's a large patch of fluffy pink.

"You're just like a child, aren't you? Let me go for a while, and pull me again for a while."

"I was just a kid!"

Yae Godko answered confidently, causing Xia Tian to be surprised: "Eh? A five-hundred-year-old child?"

"Is Sister Gan Yu an old woman?"

I don't know why Gan Yu was mentioned, but Xia Xia of course retorted: "Of course not!"

"That's right, she is three thousand years old! In your eyes, she is still a girl, so of course I am a child at five hundred!"

Five hundred years old may seem like a lot, but in front of thousands of years old elders everywhere, isn't it a child?

According to the ratio, assuming that Gan Yu's age of 3,000 years is 18 years old, then the 500-year-old Eightfold God Son is only three years old?

ha? three years old?

The line of sight is from top to bottom, all of which are covered, and the seat cushion can't be seen... So three years old?

Of course it can't be converted like this, but it's really impossible to refute Yae Kamiko's statement that he is still a child.

"Well... Okay! You're right." Xia Xia shook the full bottle: "So can children drink?"

The Eightfold God raised his face, his pointed fingernails gently rubbed Xia Xia's side face, as if he was admiring the cherished treasure: "The fox clan is not underage and is not allowed to drink."

underage? Forehead.

"Are there any minors who are not allowed to fall in love?"

"Have."

"Really?"

"Of course there is."

Xia Xia's body tightened: "The standard of your fox clan's adulthood is not hundreds of years old, right?"

"About two hundred years!"

Yae Kamiko said it easily, Xia Xia heard it, and it would take two hundred years to fall in love? If I don't get some elixir of immortality, I'm afraid only bones will be left!

"Generally, the evaluation of adulthood is based on the development of species, right? For example, according to the development of different races in different places, humans will think that they are sixteen, eighteen or even twenty years old... What else do you need to develop? of?"

Glancing up and down, if this is another two hundred years of development...

The Eightfold God Child slapped Xia Xia's forehead hard, preventing the frivolous gaze, and said with a smile, "Unfortunately, I have already matured, and nothing will change much in the next thousand years."

"Then why does it take two hundred years to become an adult?"

"Why wait two hundred years?"

"You said it would take another two hundred years."

"I'm just the fox clan's adult standard is two hundred years old, doesn't it mean that I have to be two hundred years old to come of age... so stupid?"

"Ah? You didn't say you were a child!"

"Compared to Sister Gan Yu, I am indeed a child, but I didn't say I was a minor."

"I got you!"

Xia Tian looked at that mocking smile, and as long as he confessed his fate, how could he ever think of a fox, change his tricks instead of fooling around!

"You're so excited...so afraid that I'm underage..." As if he had succeeded in a trick, the eight-fold **** child suddenly turned around, his eyes were already red with drunkenness, and his eyes were even more purple: "Do you want to fall in love with me? "

"..."

Although it may be another mockery, but it's all about this time, a man should hurry up: "Well, I want to fall in love with you."

This is probably the most unromantic and direct confession ever made in the summer, and the only thing that came close was "I miss and sleepy."

I thought Xia Xia would shyly falter, so that I could cancel it, but I never wanted to answer so decisively.

After being silent for a few seconds, the expression of the eight-fold **** child changed a lot, and he couldn't restrain himself.

She pulled into the summer clothes and didn't dare to look up, but her voice was not shy and still strong: "So, are you going to abandon those women and stay with me?"