In Genshin Impact, No One Understands Holy Relics Better Than Me

"Don't worry about that kind of thing! Tell me about the shadow first! Hurry up, hurry up!"

Come on, the biggest shadow chef of Quan Rice Wife, in order to know the interesting facts about shadow, you can put aside the reputation of "Yajudo".

It's not that Xia Xia didn't want to say it, but he didn't think there was anything interesting to say. Most of his impression of Ying was that he was very reliable. As long as he was by Ying's side, he could be as stable as Mount Tai without worrying about any danger.

In the end, in order to kill Yae Kamiko, Xia Xia said the last adventure on Qinglai Island, "The shadow fried the grilled fish, and the next day, in order to compensate, I went to the sea to catch the fish myself, and I got wet all over."

"Hehehe, that guy Ying! He actually went to catch fish, and the dignified wife and goddess actually went to catch fish! And you, you really dare to ask Ying to help you cook fish!"

Yae Gongji's laughing flowers trembled, and he accidentally revealed his true purpose: "Next time we meet, there will be a topic of teasing her!"

"Hey! That's your goal for a long time! Just to laugh at her?" Xia Xia frowned, reluctant to be an accomplice of Joke Shadow.

Yae Shenzi leaned against the chair and smiled playfully: "What? It hurts?"

"It's not distressing, because there's nothing funny about this! I think Ying's seriousness is cute..."

stare-

His gaze was pressing, making Xia Xia feel guilty and lowered her voice.

"Can the majestic General Raiden be associated with cuteness?" Yae Kamiko asked, and answered himself, "Of course! I also think Yage seriously looks cute."

His eyes filled with laughter, as if he had seen Tomorrow's panicked appearance under his own tricks.

"Okay! Let's talk about Heguan!"

"…"

"…"

After spending a lot of time, Xia Xia probably talked about the things about Crane View, about Aru, about Thunderbird... Only the speculation about the falling object of "Sky Island" was concealed.

Yae Kamiko sat opposite, resting his chin in his hands, listening with a happy face. This may be the quality of a professional editor, and there was no interruption throughout the whole process.

When it was over, her first words were to ask: "Has anyone said you're a good storyteller?"

At this time, ordinary people will be humble, but Xia Xia is very honest: "Yes."

"Eh? There is? I thought I would be the first to think so!"

Yae Kamiko's surprise made Xia Xia even more proud: "Hey, this shows that the eyes of the masses are sharp, and the ears of the masses are honest!"

Immediately, pour a basin of cold water down.

Even if the eight-fold **** son means to praise, but here, he really can't continue to praise, he must use slander to please: "What do you think! I'm surprised that someone would praise you, and it's as bad as it is to say it. How rotten, I don't know what you're talking about, you, you should tell less stories in the future, except me, everyone else probably fell asleep after listening to it!"

The smile disappeared instantly, and Xia Tian even doubted himself: "Is it so serious?"

"Haha." Yae Godko smiled without saying a word.

Forget it, instead of arguing about this kind of fiction, let’s talk about something realistic.

"Okay, what about the reward?"

"What reward?"

"I went to Heguan to work hard for several days!"

"So I invited you to dinner... So much oily tofu, isn't it enough?"

"Fried tofu may be very important to you foxes, but for us humans, it's just an ordinary meal, or a very simple meal, of course it's not enough!"

"Then—what do you want?"

Yae Miko suddenly approached, and her tender lips were dyed with the oil of fried tofu, which was alluringly sweet.

This is the usual trick of the fox, relying on this ambiguous action to make Xia Xia shy, so he is embarrassed to ask, and in the end he can only say "Forget it, there is no requirement."

But this time, in order to show that he would not be toyed with by this kind of teasing virgin behavior, Xia Xia resolutely looked back at each other and never retreated.

I'm not at a loss!

then.

Getting closer.

Getting closer.

It seems that there is such a moment, met?

Chapter 784 Mr. Gongji Comes After Drinking

"You, what are you doing!?"

"I-I didn't do anything...I'm just sitting here..."

"you-"

This is the conversation between Yae Kamiko and Xia Xia after she bounced back to her seat in an instant. The two were obviously frightened to varying degrees.

Yes, fright.

Because this kind of contact that only exists for a few tenths of a second without any emotion, can't feel anything at all, whether it is more tender than tofu, smoother than oil, more fragrant than seasoning, all of which can't be felt. Only a shock that was too sudden and unprepared.

It was obviously still crowded at noon, but "Wu You Ting" seemed to have closed the venue, and no other sounds could be heard... No, it wasn't that the surroundings were quiet, but that there was a problem with the auditory system. The two of them focused all their energy on Inner refutation and denial.

Yae Kamiko's panic wasn't about whether she had encountered it, but at that moment, it seemed that she took the initiative to bump into it, as if Xia Xia was the fox who showed her coquettishness, making her hopelessly attracted after getting close.

Think calmly, maybe you haven't encountered it? Maybe it's just too close, and the breath from the tip of the nose hits the lips, so it seems to be touching something... Although the man's breath hits his lips, it's not very pleasant.

After thinking about it, Miko Yae tried to show the calmness of a "gentleman" and went to find other topics to break the embarrassment, but in the end he asked a straightforward question: "Have you encountered it?"

Can't control not to think.

As the master of the shrine, it is necessary to ensure the holiness of the body, how can it be defiled by human males? You shouldn't always play tricks on him... No, it doesn't matter if I play tricks on him, it's obviously his problem, why don't you run away! Is it okay to just dodge normally?

Unlike Yae Kamiko, who seems calm on the surface, but is actually tumbling inside, Xia Xia is more calm both inside and outside. He is surprised but has no additional humiliation, remorse, etc. After all, he has not suffered.

Right now, I'm devoting my whole heart to how to make Yae Kamiko go with my heart and cover up the accident just now.

Followed the answer, without saying anything to death: "Probably not?"

Facing Xia Xia's vague answer, a heat flow poured into Yae Kamiko's chest, an element called anger, and his tone turned into a question: "Is there any?"

At this moment, whether "there is" does not depend on the facts, but depends on whether the parties wish to encounter it or not.

If Xia Xia answered "I didn't encounter it", what would I do if I was scolded by Yae Kamiko for "shameless, taking advantage of it and not admitting it"? If the answer is "I have encountered it", then what if you are arguing for compensation and hammer yourself?

The most correct way to say it is probably to use roundabout tactics and throw the problem back as it is before determining the expectations of the eight-fold **** child: "Do you think you have encountered it?"

"I, I..." The eight-fold **** child couldn't hide the turbulence in his heart, but he still didn't change his face, he looked extremely calm, but his voice was trembling: "Should there be no?"

On weekdays, why did she act like this in front of summer? The calmer you are, the less calm you are, otherwise you would have laughed at Xia Xia long ago.

Xia Xia got her preference from her words, and her IQ immediately occupied the high ground. She thought that her emotional quotient was full, and immediately nodded in response: "Well, I didn't encounter it."

"Ah."

After getting the result that suits his wishes, Yae Kamiko finally breathed a sigh of relief and smiled: "That's good, otherwise you have violated the holy body of the Lord of Mingshen Taisha, which is equivalent to insulting the wife of rice! Convicted of treason!"

ha? Co-authoring himself almost became a sinner who insulted Rice's wife?

The question is, if tarnishing the palace minister is an insult to the rice wife, then what is the insult to tarnish General Raiden? Insult Sky Island?

Xia Xia pondered in her heart and smiled, it seemed that this seemingly non-existent "mouth-touching case" could end here, because Yae Kamiko had already opened his mouth to bring the topic back.

"Okay, let's continue talking about Heguan!"

"Um."

"…"

"…"

"…"

"…"

There is no omission, but after the "um" sound, there is only the sound of breathing.

Discuss!

speak!

say what?

How do I know what to say? Anyway, speak up!

…

The two sat opposite each other, pursed their lips, and looked at each other, as if they were not talking with their mouths, but with their eyes.

Summer wants to speak too, but what do you say? Isn't the story of Heguan finished?

He, who didn't think there was anything at first, started self-examination in those eyes that were as purple and electric as judgment.

Why should I act like I've done something wrong? Not to mention that I belong to the one who suffers completely passively, even if I do encounter it, it's fine, right? It doesn't even feel like a kiss, can it be considered a kiss?

Well, even if you have feelings, it doesn't matter if you don't have feelings. I believe that as the master of the Mingshen Taisha, I don't know that artificial respiration saves one life is better than building a seven-level pagoda, right?

Well, even if she didn't know it, when she was a fox before, she was treated as a pet for her family. Wasn't there that kind of intimate contact?

The old fox, who has lived for hundreds of years, has become like an innocent girl. Even if I did nothing wrong, I still feel embarrassed.

Some inner accusations can only be thought in the heart, never dare to say it.

Because, Yae Kamiko's expression was calm, even smiling, but somewhere there was extreme anger, her hands on the table became claws, her nails extended at least three times their normal length, and the wooden The table top is left with deep scratches.

If you replace the desktop with the body of summer, it will be riddled with holes.

"cough."

With a light cough, the long fingernails were retracted, and the eight-layer **** child frowned. In order to break the silence, he opened the topic extremely bluntly: "You said that this meal was not enough to repay you, so what else do you want?"

"I-"

Just when Xia Xia was about to answer, he suddenly added a question: "Are you sure you haven't met?"

Can't skip this topic? How much do you care! People who look swaying turn out to love themselves more than anyone else.

What can I say about summer? Only from the beginning to the end, always insist: "No."

The eight-fold **** child pretended to chuckle: "It doesn't matter, it's just an accident... Well, what other rewards do you want?"

This is the third time to ask "what reward do you want?", and Xia Tian didn't dare to ask for a reward, just wanted to leave the store safely.

"I-"

"you-"

The two spoke at the same time, looking at their mouths, as if the fox was about to ask, "Are you sure you haven't met?" Xia Tian raised his fingers to the sky and answered in advance: "I really didn't! I swear! God swears! It really didn't happen!"

Strictly speaking, righteousness is awe-inspiring.

Even Kamito Yae began to wonder if he really didn't meet, and then... a more complicated entanglement began.

If I really didn't encounter it, that means that I thought it was all my fantasy when I encountered it? Why should I fantasize about meeting Summer's lips? Is this what I want? So you will deceive yourself to think about the situation you encounter without encountering it?

How could the dignified Mingshen Taisha's lord master, one day, want to do obscure things with human men?

what!

The heart exploded again. In order to cover up, the fox teeth, which were thinner than tiger teeth, bit their lips, and the bright red stained with blood had a fatal temptation.

It was almost a voice biting out from the back molars: "Don't be so nervous, we don't care about these superficial skin touches like ordinary humans."

Is it that Lord Gongji's holy body cannot be violated, or is it that Lord Gongji doesn't care about superficial contact? Such a chaotic before and after expression really confuses Xia Xia.

In short, after all kinds of entanglements, the two finally tacitly ignored the accident just now and returned to the reward just now.

Summer didn't dare to ask for it, so he quickly shied away: "No need, the reward is no use! I think this oiled tofu is quite delicious. Thank you for your recommendation, and let me know that there is such a delicious oiled tofu here."

But the reward doesn't mean that he doesn't want it if he doesn't want it. Otherwise, it's like the accidental kiss just now is the reward. Yae Gongji used himself to be taken advantage of as a reward? No matter what you think.

So, summer likes it or not, the reward has to be given before this thing can be skipped.

The eight-fold **** child regained his arrogance: "No, it must be rewarded! Hurry up!"

Women like to turn over old accounts, and the same goes for the banshee goddess, so any disputes at this time may bring back what happened just now.

Xia Xia thought for a while and found the reward that he wanted but was not sensitive: "If this is the case, can you tell me what is the principle of your disguise? Every time the person who changes seems to look different? And you can only Let certain people see the true face?"

When asked about her ability, Yae Kamiko couldn't hide her pride. She especially wanted to see Xia Xia admiring her eyes, just like being mistaken for a fox fairy when she first met, but as she got acquainted later, the sense of admiration became more and more The more indifferent, the last few times I met, I was even treated as a troublesome girl!

Now is the time to re-establish a sense of worship.