In Genshin Impact, No One Understands Holy Relics Better Than Me

He squinted and smiled, but his words were full of knives.

"…"

"Ma'am" was really angry. She didn't expect that she wanted to deliberately tease to have some fun, but now she has no power to fight back.

Even though he went through ups and downs when he was a child, after joining the Fools, he can be said to be on the rise, and he has been in the top position for a long time.

Although Mona has no experience in quarreling with women, she is famous for her vicious comments when she helps others with divination.

Logical debate is her weakness, but illogical bickering is her strength!

Seeing that "Ms." was so angry, it was time for the last sentence to send her into the coffin.

Mona touched her face, covered her lips and teeth, and put on a harmless and apologetic expression: "I'm really sorry... I'm only eighteen years old, and I can't tell the age of aunts after twenty."

Hello! Are you an aunt after the age of 20? Even if you are deliberately angry with "Ms.", don't use map cannons like this! Be careful to be heard by Ningguang, it will be difficult to eat a big meal again!

This sentence is really lethal.

Poof! "Ma'am" vomited blood in her heart.

Not to mention her real age, from the looks of it, her age is definitely not like the thirty or forty that Mona said, but it is definitely not comparable to the best eighteen years old!

Age cannot be reversed no matter what, you must bring the battle back to your side!

"Ma'am" shook her head and smirked disdainfully: "Haha, the charm of a woman grows with age... You are as poor as a child in the Gobi Desert, no matter if you are eighteen or eighty, it is estimated that the charm has nothing to do with it. It's up there!"

"You!" Mona, who was very concerned about her figure, was stubbornly held down.

One person takes age as the strongest spear, and the other takes stature as the strongest shield, who can win?

Is this a war between women? too frightening!

Xia Tian didn't know how to speak, how to persuade him? What to say? How to do? Isn't silence less likely to be affected at this time?

It seems that on the set of "Godzilla vs. King Kong", he is just a laborer on that transport ship.

Wanting to stay out of the matter, and being ruthlessly implicated.

Mona had an idea and took Xia Xia's arm intimately.

With no breasts, she stuck her nose out: "Hmph, how can she be attractive? Anyway, she's a woman no man wants! Me, but I'm with Xia every day!"

Yes, no matter what kind of weapon the opponent uses, as long as he has Summer, then there is no possibility of losing.

"You're good in everything, you have a figure and you look good, but in the summer you like me, not you!" Mona, like a primary school student who competes with her parents, proudly showed off: "Also, you're amazing, my Gan Yu is better than you. Much prettier and better figure than you!"

My family's Gan Yu... What she said was really smooth.

If I remember correctly, you and Gan Yu said no more than five sentences, right?

And to tell the truth, Gan Yu's appearance must have a ceiling, but in terms of body... Although the front and back are the same, the "lady"'s tallness is even better.

However, Gan Yu's sense of guilt is stronger, which is a plus in summer.

"Tsk." An unhappy voice came.

After taking out the "mythical equipment" in the summer, Mona can be said to be a man who blocks killing people, and Buddha who blocks and kills Buddha, and pushes directly to the enemy's high ground in one wave.

"Ms." only had the last crystal left, struggling to support.

If you don't do anything, you will only be defeated in the end.

"Haha." "Ma'am" suddenly laughed.

He ignored Mona and looked directly at Xia Xia: "The first thing I want you to do, I won't allow you to tell others what happened to us today."

Something that doesn't violate morality and seems simple...if it's not the current situation.

"Hmph, don't tell me if you don't tell me, it's a joke!" Mona looked at Xia Xia, but saw that the other party was dodging, and turned her eyes elsewhere.

Her eyebrows twitched into a ball instantly, pinching Xia Tian's arm: "You really listen to her!"

"I'll explain it to you when I get home..." Xia Xia had to be relieved first.

Actually, I can't explain it when I go home, because I can't say anything about today's affairs, including the three things I promised in exchange for Iwashen Hitomi.

Perhaps finding a turning point in the situation, "Ms." added a large piece of content that was not needed at all: "You can't say anything... No matter what we said, what we agreed, or what we did Nothing...you can't say anything!"

The final tone lengthened the ending, and contained endless ambiguity: "Because... this is our "exclusive, exclusive, secret". "

The next five words were like five knives, stabbing Mona's heart.

So much so that her nose became sour: "You... what did you do?"

"I really didn't do anything!" The explanation was pale and weak, and Xia Xia changed the way of thinking that inspired Mona: "Just think about it, how long does it take, and what can we do!"

"That's right!" Mona suddenly realized!

In summer, the time to board the ship is less than twenty minutes, and the two of them will only be alone for ten minutes at most, right? Summer doesn't come so fast.

"Humph! Don't scare me! You want me to eat your vinegar? There are many people who like summer! You are not the first, nor the last! I don't have so much time to care about you!"

Mona really figured it out this time, but she can't be carried away by the foolish tricks.

She can control it, and "Ms." can naturally control it, and is no longer provoked by these words.

The speed of the ship's sailing has accelerated, and within a few minutes of the conversation, it has traveled a long distance, leaving only the outline of Liyue Harbor.

Now is not the time to take summer to the winter country... It's too unsafe for him there.

"Ma'am" closed her eyes and said, "Okay, let's go with your summer! If you leave the boundary of Liyue, it will be difficult for you to disembark."

She issued an expulsion order, or an alternative form of protection.

"Humph!" Mona didn't want to stay any longer, so she pulled Xia Xia: "Let's go."

"Then let's say goodbye first. Today's matter...Thank you." Xia Xia's words were not heard.

thump—

thump—

you jump, i jump.

In the end, this scene was realized.

Xia Xia jumped with Mona, and the two of them turned into virtual and real water together, rushing on the bright crystal sea.

"Ms." sat back on the armchair, the brown coffee on the round table was already cold.

After taking a sip, it failed to bring the slightest warmth.

She faced north: "Her Majesty the Queen..."

Chapter 339 belongs to our home

"I'm like a fish in your lotus pond, just to wait for the bright white moonlight with you..."

I suddenly thought of this song in my mind.

I can't tell what it feels like to turn into water in the sea, because the five senses in summer have been shielded by invisible forces.

Only the touch can feel the tenderness of the sea, and the little hand that holds him, which is gentler than the sea.

If you can see it at this time, is Mona swaying her waist and hips like a mermaid?

The feeling of not being able to breathe and not be able to control your body is bad, but luckily it didn't take long.

Poof—

On the side of the fishing boat, the two sprang out of the sea.

The water he brought up sprinkled on the bow of the boat, allowing Ying and Paimon, who were ready to meet them, to enjoy a salty "tsunami".

All right now, the four of us are all wet.

Paimon was still smiling, but after being slapped by the splash, his expression suddenly changed, and he complained: "You are really... such an adult, and you ran away without saying hello, you know how worried we are! "

Xia Xia's eyes were indifferent and utterly grateful: "To be fair, I can see Ying and Mona's worries, but I don't see yours at all."

Although the flour needed for the sweet-scented osmanthus cake has not been purchased yet, the sugar was purchased immediately.

Paimon licked his fingers with saliva from time to time, put them in the sugar, and put them in his mouth.

Paimon put away only half the bag of sugar, and pleaded guilty: "Even if I'm not worried, I'll follow. Isn't there a saying, "If you send goose feathers a thousand miles away, the gift is light and affectionate"? "

Is this how the sentence is used?

Xia Xia didn't have time to argue with her, so he nodded perfunctorily: "Okay, thank you Lord Paimon for your hard work, I will definitely thank you in the future."

"Thank you very much?" Paimon immediately turned into a sly face: "Why thank you? I heard that Liuli Pavilion has recently obtained super precious ingredients... It is a frozen wild boar. It was thousands or even tens of thousands of years ago. I don’t know where the wild boars are now! If you can eat a bite…”

When it comes to food, you will be addicted to your own world.

In the summer, I don't care about her, take off her clothes and wring them out first.

This is a fishing boat. Although towels are always available, the fishy smell is too strong.

The boatman didn't care, the two little beauties couldn't accept it.

Ying had no choice but to take her own small handkerchief to help Mona wipe it.

She, who has always been considerate, became serious this time, complaining to Xia Xia, "It's not that Paimon is talking nonsense, this time it really worries everyone."

"I just went to Yanshentong normally, why do you think I ran away?" Xia Xia was very aggrieved, and he didn't know why things turned out like this.

At this time, Paimon finally woke up from the fantasy of food: "It's not all "Young Master", what do you say, you and "Ms." eloped and are going to the Winter Kingdom together... Then we came to the port to inquire and found that It's really the same thing, but don't worry. "

I see.

Xia Xian clenched his fists: "Well, Dadalia... That guy really deserves a beating!"

"On this point, I completely agree! You actually made up a lie to make Ying and Mona worry!" Paimon raised two fists and made a boxing motion: "When the time comes, I will also punch him twice!"

"It's all a misunderstanding..." Ying saw the box brought back by Xia Xia, and there was a strong elemental atmosphere inside: "Is this Yan Shentong?"

Thinking of Dadalia makes me annoyed, but seeing Iwagami Hitomi makes me feel better.

A big step forward from his "homeland plan".

Xia Tian laughed: "Well, there are twenty here, it should be enough at the beginning!"

At Grandma Ping's house and on the way to the port, Ying and Mona talked about the purpose of learning Xianshu in the summer.

Mona is with Xia Tian every day, but she doesn't pay much attention to it, so she doesn't know much about it, but it arouses Ying's more curiosity.

Today, seeing the box of Yan Shentong, Ying asked straightforwardly: "Xiasummer, do you really want to create a "small world" that can connect the seven countries? "

Among the many worlds that Tivat has experienced in Ying, it can only be regarded as a very small scale.

However, due to the terrain problem and the lack of developed communication tools, the exchanges between countries are very inconvenient.

In the eyes of ordinary people, what Xia Tian wants to do is almost delusional.

But Ying believes that if he wants to do it, he will be able to do it.

However, if it succeeds, it will undoubtedly have a considerable impact on the Seven Kingdoms, and even bring more disasters to itself.

Summer... I should be able to handle it, right?

He... must be able to handle it!

Xia Xia shook his head: "Connecting the seven countries is just an idea. It shouldn't be so easy to do! Otherwise, someone would have done it long ago."

His appearance is very similar to Liyueren, but his hair color and pupils are darker than ordinary Liyueren.

Like a dark night, like a star in the middle of the night, like dew under the starry sky.

Xia Xia raised her arms and blocked the sun with her palm: "But at least... we can create a "home" that belongs to us, where everyone can relax, forget about all troubles, and only do what they want to do. "

The word "home..." made Ying feel strange...and yearning.

Bowing his head, he stroked the rough surface of Yanshentong with his hands.

"Can I be there too?"

"what?"

It was too low, as if the wind was blowing into his ears. Xia Xian wasn't sure if it was Ying's voice or auditory hallucinations.

Ying raised her head and blinked: "What's wrong?"

Xia Xia smiled: "It's nothing, maybe I heard it wrong."

Saying this here, Mona over there finally dried her long hair.