In Genshin Impact, No One Understands Holy Relics Better Than Me

In response to this question, Paimon raised his chest, put his hands on his hips, and explained, "I always fly in the air, right?"

Xia Tian nodded: "Does it have anything to do with appetite?"

Paimon spun around, and the little shawl danced along: "Flying requires a lot more energy than walking, so naturally you have to eat more."

There's some truth to it, just like airplanes cost more fuel than cars.

But the problem is that the size of the plane is also big, and the belly used to hold the oil is even more exaggerated, but Paimon's body can't fit in those things.

There is no external food storage organ, and the last time...

Last time, because of the relationship between the wind and the angle of view, Xia Xia glanced at the body under Paimon's clothes. It was not much different from ordinary girls. It was white and clean, with a little belly, breast... It was only a small protrusion.

Xia Xia's scrutiny caused Paimon's dissatisfaction: "It's really rude, please don't look at girls with such eyes, don't think bad things about girls in your heart, and don't arbitrarily evaluate girls' bodies. "

It's hard for someone to treat you like a girl, right? And you don't have the self-consciousness of a girl yourself! Have you ever seen a girl who would put her head on a man's genitals.

"A girl..." Xia Xia went around behind Paimon and asked with interest, "Speaking of which, which muscle do you use to fly?"

"I can fly, are you envious?" Paimon can't wait to have his nostrils turned upside down, not to mention his smugness.

"Envy, envy, envy me to death." Paimon couldn't feel Xia Xia's perfunctory behavior.

She pointed to her underdeveloped biceps and introduced it in a serious manner: "Probably this one and this one."

Too surprised and completely incomprehensible structure, summer's questions hit like a storm: "Eh? Can these two muscles take off? What's the reason? Why can't mine?"

"It's alright, I'll teach you..." Paimon stretched out his hand generously, like a kind Virgin, behind the window with the early morning sunlight.

Summer is really exciting.

I saw Paimon folded his arms, like an old hen flapping his wings: "I started like this, and after a flutter, I will fly slowly. After I get used to it, I can easily control the flight even if I don't do this action. Altitude and speed."

ha? Is it that simple?

Xia Tian gradually became suspicious, but if it is really possible... there seems to be no harm in giving it a try.

"Try it, it's very simple, I didn't even tell Ying." Paimon came to Xia Xia's ear, bewitched by the goblin: "I only told you!"

Flattered.

Xia Xia put on a pose and was ready to start practicing... Fortunately, I saw Paimon's sneaky smirk.

It is indeed a lie! Sure enough, he still held revenge for being tied up.

Unexpectedly, the naive Paimon has been contaminated by cunning humans and learned to play pranks!

As soon as the brain moves, the plan will be calculated.

Xia Tian sighed heavily: "Teacher, I still don't understand, can you refer to the teacher's movements?"

Paimon was alert: "Flying is not something that can be done overnight. Understand the spirit first today, and then you can get in touch tomorrow."

"Then can I see the teacher's muscle structure?"

Saying that, Xia Xia grabbed Paimon, turned over, and prepared to disturb her creaking nest.

Paimon, who had been prepared for a long time, didn't sit still. He put two feet on Xia Xia's face and ran away.

It didn't take long for the scent of crabs to retain her heart, her stomach, and her body.

Paimon looked out the window, the sun just came out, not much light.

So she looked at the summer pitifully: "Can I eat it?"

Summer pretends to be angry and ignores it.

Paimon ran over with blinking eyes, and thumped Xia Tian's shoulders intimately: "Will you give me something to eat?"

It's not so easy to soften your heart in summer, until the warmth and softness from your face poured into your chest—

Turning his face to the side, Paimon was beside him, staring with big eyes.

Just now... Did Paimon kiss me? Hey, hey, that's not right, that's not going to work... The difference in body size is too big, don't let me develop in a perverted direction.

Xia Tian covered his face, feeling a little flustered: "You..."

Paimon pointed to his pursed lips: "Mona said, as long as you kiss you, you will be very obedient, so hurry up and get me some crabs!"

ha? Xia Xia didn't understand under what circumstances, Mona would say this to Paimon: "When did I tell you?"

"Yesterday, she said that you are very easy to fool... Oh, no, you are very easy to get along with." Almost made a mistake, Paimon corrected in time: "She said that as long as you "kiss", you will forgive her for anything she does. stupid thing. "

"So, I've already kissed you, so please forgive my tricks, and then go and give me some hot crabs!"

Chapter 308 It is common sense to take off your clothes when swimming

The "kiss" that Mona said was probably not the same as the "kiss" that Paimon understood, and the emotions it contained were also different.

But knowing that Paimon was harassing him because of this made Xia Xia feel relieved.

Before, I was really worried that this little guy would have an idea about him, that would be too bad.

"Yeah... the situation is still a little different." Xia Xia didn't know how to explain the non-human Paimon, so he simply gave up: "Forget it, let's go outside, little greedy."

In summer, there will be a fire, and in summer, the dishes will be hot. In summer, the final decision is made, and Paimon will follow behind him.

As long as there are crabs to eat, they can be called whatever they want.

In order not to disturb Ying and Mona's rest, the two came outside with the small stove that came standard in the guest room.

The sun had just risen, and the chill could not be dispelled in time.

The temperature difference between day and night at the seaside is huge, and the two people wearing thin clothes are really a little cold.

Paimon used the back of summer as a safe haven, and put his hands in from his neck, trying to get more warmth.

When the stove was lit, the red glow raised the temperature of a small area with warmth.

Paimon held up his little hand and pressed it against the fire to keep warm, his little face glowing red in the light.

The pot filled with crabs and soup is heated up in the fire, and the mouth-watering aroma reappears in front of your eyes.

Goo-dong-goo-dong.

Soon the soup starts to tumble, just simmer for a while to reach the perfect edible standard.

At this time, in the boring summer, I started to think of other tricks again.

He asked, "Paimon, do you want to go swimming?"

"Swimming? You'll freeze to death if you go swimming at this time." Paimon refused, she didn't want to become an ice sculpture.

If you don't drink the warm crab soup and go for a swim, that's a choice you make when your brain is kicked by eighteen donkeys.

"What if it's in a very warm place?" Summer is like telling a fairy tale, describing the scene in his mind: "The water in the pool is soup made from crabs, and Paimon can snorkel in it and drink it with one mouth. To the delicious crab soup, there are also big boiled crabs around, you can just reach out and catch…”

Just listening to it, saliva came out.

Paimon's eyes were full of anticipation: "Is there really that kind of swimming pool full of crabs and crab soup?"

"Well, of course." Xia Tian smiled and nodded affirmatively.

"Um..." In view of the many tricks before, Paimon resisted the urge and asked, "I always feel that you have no good intentions, and there is such a good place, you won't tell me!"

Said so, but the curiosity and yearning in his eyes did not diminish at all.

Xia Xia sincerely made up a reason to add: "If I could go, I would definitely not tell you... It is a paradise created by fairies. It is too small for us humans, only Paimon, who is the same size as fairies, Just right."

Fairy? Are there fairies in Tivat?

I don't know, I haven't seen it in summer.

But if there is, it's probably Paimon, right?

Xia Xia put on a rather regretful look and sighed three times in a row.

After all, Paimon couldn't resist the temptation of the crab soup pool, and took the next step: "Then I'll trust you once, where is that pool?"

Before revealing the answer, Xia Xia had a new requirement: "You need to take off your clothes when you swim. It's common sense... You should take off your clothes first, or your clothes will make soup... it will stain the pool."

Paimon's clothes are fluffy. If you put them in a pot and cook together, the soup won't be able to drink.

As for taking off his clothes, Paimon has the shame of a humanoid creature, covering his neckline: "Eh? Then I won't go."

Surprisingly, Xia Xia joked: "Hey, Paimon will be embarrassed too?"

"What do you take me for?" Paimon frowned, obviously she wasn't someone who could run around naked.

Even when taking a bath with Ying, she would wrap her body in a towel.

"In nature, there are many creatures that don't actually wear clothes, like the wild boars we often see..."

The example given by Xia Xia made Paimon even more disgusted and contradicted: "Do you think of me as a wild boar? I'm... I'm more similar to humans anyway!"

Xia Xia apologized and explained seriously: "Actually, we humans didn't wear clothes a long time ago, and we didn't feel ashamed at all back then."

Nonsense.

Humans have a sense of shame from the very beginning. The top priority after making tools is to cover private parts with props.

Paimon folded his arms around his chest with a look of disbelief: "Then you take it off first."

A good anti-general army, Xia Tian deliberately raised the tone and muttered: "I can't enter the swimming pool... Forget it, if you don't take it off, you can't take it off, anyway, it's just a swimming pool where you can drink crab soup casually, it's nothing special. of."

For the sake of a fairytale place, it's not impossible to escape... Paimon struggled inwardly, and asked first, "Then tell me first, where is the swimming pool?"

Yo, get smarter.

If it is really taken off, the ending will be troublesome.

Xia Xia said these things just to see Paimon struggling between shame and food.

The crab soup has also been tumbling for several minutes, which is the most delicious time.

Xia Xia stopped teasing and said bluntly, "It's far away in the sky and right in front of you."

"Huh?" Paimon tilted his head, following the direction of Xia's hands.

A warm swimming pool...you can drink crab soup with your mouth open, and you can catch cooked crabs with your hand...

"Okay you!" Paimon hates people making jokes about her food the most.

Immediately jumped onto Xia Xia's shoulders, wrapped his hands around his head, and started scratching and attacking.

This wave of summer didn't stand firm, and fell backwards.

Paimon put his hands down, making Xia Xia shiver with laughter, and quickly begged for mercy: "Hahaha... Stop making trouble... I surrender."

If she hadn't almost spilled the pot, Paimon wouldn't have forgiven her so easily. It's not easy to have the upper hand with her figure.

It's not civilized behavior to be so noisy early in the morning.

However, since the emperor left, Yuheng's mansion has become a lot more lonely, and there are only a few people who still live in other courtyards.

They all choose the most convenient location near the door, and the summer room is the innermost, so don't worry too much about affecting other people.

When the crab soup began to tumble, the fragrance was uncontrollably sent into the house with the wind.

The other greedy ghost was awakened by the scent.

Mona was still dreaming. In her dream, she had not yet encountered summer. When she was hungry and cold, the magical fragrance poured into the tip of her nose.

She was so happy that she twisted her body like a loach, causing Ying to wake up with her.

"Mona..."

Opening her eyes, she saw Mona's indecent smile with saliva.

Ying rubbed her eyes and looked around, this is not her inn.

I've been here before. It's the guest room of Yuheng's mansion, where he lives in summer.

last night…

Don't think about it too much, it seems like my head is about to explode after a hangover.

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Chapter 309 I like someone, even her smell

Mona, who has not lived a stable life for a long time, does not have the attention of ordinary girls.

With long messy hair, he often lies on the desk to catch up on manuscripts, or shuts up in the room to do research, and sleeps on the floor when he is sleepy.