In Genshin Impact, No One Understands Holy Relics Better Than Me

The corners of his mouth rose, his claws stretched out, and he smiled wickedly: "Hey, come here quickly, and let senior sister clean it up for you."

Yaoyao only felt uncomfortable all over her body, she pushed the demon in front of her hard, she spread her feet and ran into the room, saying, "No, senior sister's eyes are good or bad!"

"What's wrong! When I was young, I used to bathe and wash your clothes for you, as well as change diapers, and breastfeed... Now I hate Senior Sister?" Xiang Ling chased after her naked, like a hungry big bad wolf.

"Don't find out about things from childhood, Yaoyao has grown up! I don't need the help of my sister to change diapers and breastfeed!"

Yaoyao blushed and ran into the room, just in time to meet Gan Yu who was about to come out to enjoy the hot spring.

Like the last umbrella, Yaoyao grabbed Gan Yu's thigh and said pitifully, "Sister Gan Yu save me."

Gan Yu is not a slender figure. Whether it is her thighs or her waist, she has a little soft flesh, which is why she is so popular with children.

Everyone loves to be hugged by her, lying in her arms, and sometimes play prank on her belly.

"Oh hoo!" Xiang Ling's eyes were dull, and she even stepped back with a little fear, unable to express her current mood in words.

"...Damn it, **** it!"

You have to take off your clothes when you take a bath. This is what Gan Yu said, and she will naturally lead by example.

The clothes were well folded on the bed, and she walked towards the bath with a figure that women admired.

Gan Yu seems to be lacking in emotion, and doesn't care about exposing her body to the eyes of fellow women.

And that full chest like fresh fruit made Xiang Ling feel like a big enemy, and instantly broke the defense and lost the courage to capture the little sister.

"Yaoyao, let me undress for you, and then let's take a bath in the hot spring together." Gan Yu squatted down, her chest pressed against her knees, and the feeling of crowding hit Xiangling's eyeballs all the time.

"Yeah." Yaoyao nodded.

Gan Yu's gentleness made her depend on her.

Holding hands, the two entered the pool water, and the rising hot mist could not cover that charming body.

Xiangling sat beside her, unable to control her hand, and wanted to confirm the truth.

Carefully reached out and kneaded, as if feeling some kind of treasure.

When the real feeling of the hand was transmitted to her brain, she put her hands back on her chest and compared them.

Afterwards, his heart was heartbroken, and there were words in his mouth: "Damn, damn!"

The gap is really too big, how did it develop!

"What's wrong?" Gan Yu was dumbfounded, looking at Xiang Ling's painful expression, not quite understanding.

Yaoyao covered her mouth and smiled secretly, she already understood a lot at a young age.

Gan Yu is unreliable as a guardian. She can't even take care of her own life, so Yaoyao has to worry about her many times.

Xiang Ling raised her brows, intending to take revenge on the little junior sister who was so angry at Gan Yu: "What are you laughing at, I still have a little bit, you little washboard..."

Yaoyao immediately retorted: "When I reach my senior sister's age, I will definitely... ah!"

But before the words were finished, I saw the water splashing, and Senior Sister's claws were already in front of me.

Xiangling frowned and smiled: "What is it for sure? It must have changed from a small washboard to a big one!"

Grabbing the thin shoulders with both hands, Yaoyao was caught by her, unable to move for a while, and shouted, "Let go of me... Senior Sister is going to eat people!"

"Senior sister doesn't know how to eat people!" Xiang Ling licked her lips and smiled more and more exaggeratedly: "Hehe, let senior sister help you develop..."

"Sister Gan Yu... Save Yaoyao! Sister Gan Yu!" Yaoyao's strength could not compare to Xiang Ling, who grew up with a big spoon, so she had to ask for help from the guardian beside her.

Gan Yu was as calm as always, and gave constructive comments reasonably: "Miss Xiangling, is this kind of thing too early for Yaoyao?"

She has met too many people and encountered too many things.

Naturally, she is aware of the grievances of human women about their bodies, so she can understand Xiangling's thoughts and feelings.

But she has never had this kind of trouble. It might be better to say that sometimes she feels that her chest is too big and heavy, which affects her actions.

Therefore, it is impossible to determine the right or wrong of "helping Yaoyao to develop".

Xiang Ling shook her head seriously and sighed, "I didn't pay attention to it when I was growing up because I didn't understand it at the beginning. Now it's too late to regret it."

If Xia Xian heard it, he would definitely comfort him, "It's not too late, I'm only sixteen years old, and I can still develop a second time... Like Mona, it's really too late, I can only wait for the third time to give birth to a baby. developed."

Of course, if Mona was there, he wouldn't dare to say it.

Yaoyao's body was flushed red, her body was being touched by a pair of bad hands, she said anxiously, "Xiangling is a big idiot, a slut, a big pervert, lo*ic*n!"

"Where did you learn the words!" Xiang Ling said angrily: "Also, you actually called Senior Sister's name directly! Look at my rules!"

Some words were spoken by the guests in Wanmintang, such as the **** who looks at the sea in the port...

Some words I heard from Sister Mona on the carriage yesterday, such as summer is a pervert, lo*ic*n...

Xiangling doesn't care, she is worried that she can't find a suitable reason to teach this little guy a lesson.

She knows the sensitivity of the little sister's body like the back of her hand.

He went up and down with his hands, and with a single operation, the momentum was like a broken bamboo, and the little junior sister who beat her was retreating, and she kept begging for mercy: "Hahaha, don't scratch it...Senior sister, Yaoyao knows it's wrong."

"It's too late! Look at my unique skills! Hee hee hee hee."

Yaoyao finally started to fight back. The two of them just played in the warm water, and their smiles grew brighter.

Gan Yu smiled lightly on the side. In an era when people's hearts are becoming increasingly selfish, she likes and envies this kind of sisterhood very much.

He suddenly raised his head and looked at the top of the treetops, as if he saw someone and smelled some kind of breath.

There were some surprises in his eyes: "Why is he here? Doesn't he go to Liyue to see the emperor?"

All immortals are absolutely loyal to the emperor. They signed a "contract" with the emperor thousands of years ago.

And the "魈" who lives in Wangshu Inn is even closer...to the point that it cannot be described in words.

In previous years, he would go to Liyue to wait a week before the invitation to Xian Dianyi... But now it is less than seven days away from the ceremony, and he is still staying at Wangshu Inn, which is really strange.

The curiosity in my heart could not resist the intrusion of drowsiness.

It's a rare day off, I want to rest well, but Yaoyao is gone...

The eyelids are getting heavier and heavier, and it has been twenty-nine hours since the last break.

Gan Yu just fell asleep peacefully in the warmth of the hot spring.

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Chapter 182 Who stole my tofu

The sky is getting dark, the lights are bright.

The treetops on the moon are flickering sporadically, but it is not the best time to watch.

The artificial hot spring on the landscape balcony is still warm, the calm water surface is hot, and many clothes are wet on the edge.

The luxurious and comfortable room turned into a mess, like being swept by a storm.

A bed is not a bed, a table is not a table, I can't tell the entanglement between the quilt and the sheets, and I can't tell the direction of the bench and the chair.

When I check out tomorrow and the clerk comes to clean up, I may have some complaints.

Mona was on the verge of falling apart. Back then, when she and the old woman traveled around Tivat, she had never been so tired when going up and down the sea, and of course she had never been so happy.

She was lying on the bed in a big shape, and between half-dreams and half-awakes, her delicate red mouth opened and closed: "Crab... Mr. Crab, why did you jump into the bowl... Why don't you wear clothes... Why is it so fragrant..."

It's like a dream of some kind of food.

Since noon, she hasn't eaten anything except a bowl of almond tofu, isn't she starving.

Xia Tian was on the side, smelling Mona's body fragrance, playing with her hair, and instantly exposed: "If you want to eat crabs, just say it, pretending to be dreaming!"

I still remember the first golden crab I brought to Mona, which gave her a taste of the best in the world, and it has become her favorite ever since.

"Hehe." After being exposed, Mona smirked, opened her intoxicated eyes, climbed onto Xia Xia, and said affectionately, "Dear, I want to eat crabs, eat crabs for me..."

Only when the shyness of physical contact has not faded, can you see Mona's coquettish attitude like a mental retardation.

All the shame, the winning and losing, and the arrogance of the astrologer were all put aside.

She is now just a parasite on her lover's body. She can only survive if she is clinging to her, and she can be very happy as long as she is clinging to her.

And under such a posture, no matter what kind of willful request she has, she will be satisfied by the host.

"Then get up! The aquatic products in Wangshu Inn are very fresh, and the taste can be expected!" Xia Xia patted Mona's pretty face, trying to make her sober.

Mona turned around and buried herself in the quilt, pouted her buttocks, and acted like a baby reluctantly: "I want to eat crabs in bed...I don't want to get out of bed..."

The main reason is that the body is too tired, and even standing up requires all the strength of the whole body.

What can you say in summer? How could it be refused?

She could only accept her lips as a reward, then dragged her tired body and started getting dressed: "Well, you can rest here, I'll order food and let the clerk deliver it... I'll bring it back myself!"

Helpless, maybe Mona didn't even want to wear clothes, and she didn't bother to take off half the stockings on her legs.

Xia Xia didn't want his wife's beautiful body to be seen by other men, so he had to take charge of the delivery boy himself.

He spent a lot of energy today, so he had to make up for it. He had already thought about the menu for the evening.

With yearning for delicious food, he opened the door and was greeted by a twisting ancient tree.

The reddish leaves, the mottled torso, the curvature engraved with the traces of the years.

The inner staircase of Wangshu Inn is built around ancient trees, and the eight suites are connected by a circular passage.

Xia Xia's eyes were taken away by the square mahogany plate on the high chair beside, on which was a round bowl of blue and white porcelain.

"Ah... it's almond tofu... I totally forgot."

"Although I missed the best tasting time, it shouldn't be too late to eat now, let me put it on first!"

One of the three-eyed and five-displayed immortals, the Yaksha "魈", his favorite food, the signboard of Wangshu Inn, and one of Liyue's specialty foods.

With so many titles, Xia Xia wanted to have a taste for a long time, but it was a pity that the night Mona received it was free, and she immediately quit because of her temper.

As for the bowl that Gan Yu gave, I heard that the chief chef Yan Xiao made it by himself. With great anticipation, he brought the white bowl in the summer.

"Huh? ... Where's my tofu?"

The porcelain bowl was empty, and the food that should have existed was completely wiped out.

Xia Xia was emotionally overwhelmed and couldn't help shouting, "Who ate my tofu!"

Before the flame in his heart was ignited, it was extinguished by a gentle voice.

"What's wrong."

It was Gan Yu, she walked out of the room.

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She fell asleep in the bath earlier, and just woke up, her eyes were still sleepy, and she looked a little lazy.

For the diligent Seven Star Secretary, it is rare to see such an appearance.

Maybe it was because he had been soaking in the hot spring for too long, and his whole body seemed to be a little swollen, yet elegant and a little more cute.

The hair was still wet, but because of the ice chips, there was no drop of water droplets. The blue hair seemed to be coated with frost and glowed under the light.

The coldness of the ice crystals and the hot water of the hot springs turned into a faint mist, like a person who came out of a fairyland, so that the mind was fascinated in summer.

His dazed appearance made Gan Yu puzzled: "What's wrong? Mr. Xia Xia?"

"No, nothing." Xia Xia shyly pursed her lips and smiled apologetically: "I'm sorry, the almond tofu you sent... let the clerk leave it outside, I forgot to take it, and I don't know who ate it. "

Gan Yu also noticed the empty white bowl, remembered the fairy shadow standing on the top of the tree, and smiled lightly at the corner of her mouth: "I'm so sorry, I'll let them send another bowl.

"Why do you want to apologize, it's clearly I've let down this kindness." Xia Xia only felt strange, as if she knew who the person who stole the tofu was.

Gan Yu didn't answer, and instead saw that Xia Xia's clothes were loose and loose, as if he had just woken up. He presumed that he had not eaten yet, so he invited him, "Is Mr. Xia also going to eat? As compensation, let me invite you."

How can you refuse an invitation from a beauty.

Xia Xia nodded immediately: "It's better to be respectful than to obey, thank you."

Surprised by the disappearance of almond tofu just now, he forgot to close the door.

Although the conversation between the two was not loud, it could still be heard by the people in the room.

"My crab—" The voice of a resentful spirit came out from inside.

As long as she has a little strength, Mona will definitely rush out to stop Xia Xia from hooking up with other girls.