Imperfect Entertainer

"Does yoga work? I've been doing it for so long."

"Can three days of fishing and two days of net drying be called practice?"

"You've only been fishing for three days and drying the net for two days, I...I..."

"Practice three or four times a month? Lazy dog, don't force me to pierce you."

Shen Lu was said to be in pain, and immediately exploded, "Yeah! Ye Zhi, don't go too far. I'll tell you, be careful I beat you, but you can't beat me."

"Everyone is a civilized person, can you talk about quality?"

"You can't beat me."

"Can you stop beating people at every turn, now it's the 21st century, okay?"

"You can't beat me."

"Lulu, we are all people with higher education, we can't do this."

"You can't beat me."

"..."

Well, Ye Zhi stopped talking, and he decided not to do anything that would bring shame on himself. He still had a rough assessment of Shen Lu's force value in his heart, although he also learned some fighting skills. , but it's really about to fight...

Maybe she will be completely abused by one hand.

Unless he uses the overclocking mode and carefully analyzes her every action, there is no hope of winning.

but……

Ye Zhiguang felt that he would lose his share just thinking about overclocking to beat his wife.

On the first day of the Spring Festival, Ye Zhi chose to rest at home, and occasionally deal with some company business.

The pudding guy, when Xixi was away, it really stuck to him.

And Shen Lu...

She is still playing 'eating chicken' 'unrepentantly'. Now she has given up on the glory of the king and is completely addicted to eating chicken. Every time she 'eats chicken', she will broadcast live broadcasts. More dedicated than other professional game anchors.

However, dedication is dedicated to work, and dishes are dishes.

Her level has not improved because of her professionalism. Although she has made some progress in playing, she is still so good, and even Shen Lu herself doesn't understand why she can always find 'eating chicken' ' Some very inexplicable ways to die.

for example?

Others ride motorcycles downhill, and when they reach the bottom of the slope, they turn over and get off the motorcycle.

Shen Lu was riding a motorcycle downhill, and when she reached the bottom of the slope, she turned her handsomely at the wrong angle and broke herself.

Others go into the toilet to avoid, with guns in their hands, and as soon as someone appears, they immediately rush out with handsome guns.

Shen Lu also learned to avoid others by going to the toilet, holding a gun in her hand, when someone... No, no one appeared, she only saw a grenade dropped in the toilet, and then, she was cold, not only cold , This chicken is really realistic, and the corpse is covered with shit.

The death form is called a 'heroic'.

It was so heroic that Shen Lu had the heart to retreat, but the people in the live broadcast room still watched quite happily.

"66666, the most savage way to die in history, I don't know what to say anymore."

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuy better, Lulu, it's better to be killed than you are now."

"Hahahaha, I can't hold back, I can't hold back, this Lulu is poisonous, right, the brother who threw the grenade, I just want to say... It's really beautiful, really shit."

"Lulu, I advise you to be kind. What good will it do you to laugh at me?"

"Goddess Lulu, do you want to inherit my ant flower? My ant flower is negative."

"It's a pity that the little girl is so beautiful, but she is such a mentally retarded~~~"

"Lulu, go and publish a book, the title of the book: On Lulu Sauce's 100 Ways to Die by Eating Chicken."

"Great duck skin, I really want to know how she did it."

"The most terrifying thing is not the strange way of dying, do you know what the most terrifying thing is? The most terrifying thing is that Lulu didn't give up eating chicken, she is the most persistent chicken-eating female player I have ever seen. , Hahahaha~~~"

Shen Lu saw that these barrages were really, really wronged, so she used her nirvana, "Damn! Damn! Everyone bullied me, you all bullied me. Pig~~~Head~~~ I was bullied. , take me double row."

Ye Zhi's voice came from outside, "I don't have time for now, wait a while."

"What are you doing? How long?"

"Funny dog."

"Your wife was bullied, are you still in the mood to tease the dog?!"

"You found it yourself, pudding, you say?"

"Ooooooo~~~"

Shen Lu took the live broadcast camera and came to the living room when she was about to puff out her buns and pretend to be angry, but found that Ye Zhi was feeding the pudding, and when she saw what it was eating, Shen Lu had a feeling that she had fallen out of favor. illusion.

This dog eats better than her!

The delicate arrangement and the appetizing colors made her greedy.

Ye Zhi was teasing the dog with the yogurt, but he didn't notice Shen Lu's expression, otherwise he would definitely start to sour her, "Have you eaten any chicken yet?"

"No, it's too difficult!"

If I don't say this, it's good that Shen Lu is full of anger, "Why is it so easy for you and Xinxin, but it's so difficult for me, I feel that this game is definitely targeting me, I'm not convinced, pig head, you say me Are you cursed?"

"The curse doesn't exist, you may just be... the ultimate invincible dish."

"Take me double row!"

"Wait for the pudding to finish this bottle of yogurt."

Shen Lu sat next to Ye Zhi and said coquettishly, "I'm hungry~~~"

"No, do you still want to eat just after lunch? What are you thinking about all day long? Why do you either eat, drink, or play games all day long?" Ye Zhi said while patting Shen Lu's head gently. back of head.

At this moment, Han Xia suddenly appeared with a straw in his mouth, "Don't hit me, I suspect that the man-in-law was fooled by you."

Ye Zhi was also very righteous, "My daughter-in-law doesn't beat her even if she doesn't."

Shen Lu turned her head and looked at him blankly, while Han Xia continued to answer, "What?"

"Just ~www.wuxiaspot.com~ as it is now."

As he said that, he continued to shoot, just like his usual movements when shooting puddings.

Han Xia also looked 'extremely angry', "Don't hit me. I didn't have a high IQ, so I'll kill you."

Ye Zhi made two consecutive strikes, "Who said that? My wife has no IQ at all."

? ? ?

Shen Lu was still watching Han Xia nod and was about to praise him for his conscience. Hearing this, he quickly turned to look at Ye Zhi again.

"If you don't fight, maybe someone else's IQ will come back? After that, you piapia always beat others, and they're all gone."

"What kind of thing can IQ come back? Can you come back if you can, but can't come back if you don't? I forbid you to talk about my wife again!"

"I said what happened to your wife?"

"You said there's nothing in my wife's head." Ye Zhi said and hugged Shen Lu's head, "My wife's head is beating for the first time..."