I’m Really Not A Perfect Male God

The eighth district is on an abandoned street that people don’t notice.

Especially in the evening, when it is close to night, few people will appear in this abandoned street.

Because this street is the famous wandering street in the eighth district.

The so-called vagrancy street, as its name suggests, this street is full of vagrants, which is why the street is full of vagrants. The public security on this street is very poor.

It was terribly bad, no guards or supervisors came back to this street at all.

They have all let this street develop badly in the eighth district.

And it was the evening, how many people gathered on this street?

But these weird people have masks on their faces, including bull heads, horse noodles, pig heads and even a few large lobsters.

"Boss, why should we dress like this?" Dutou asked.

Niutou, the boss in the pig's mouth, patted the pig's head fiercely: "Before you consider this question, think carefully about why I should give you the pig's head mask!"

"So boss, why did you give me the pig head mask? I don't like it." Pig head asked after a moment of thought.

"Don't... Boss, I'll do it myself!" Seeing that Niu Tau was going to hit him again, Duo Tau snapped the pan to his face.

"Your grandma's, you all learned to do it yourself." Niu Tau was quite speechless when he saw Duto hit himself.

"Hey, boss, can you tell us now why we need to wear a mask." Pig's head touched his pig's ears and asked.

No way. Niutou really can’t do anything about Zhutou. This is his cousin. The shameless state has been cultivated to the extreme. Sometimes Niutou is in his heart. If his cousin’s ability to awaken is shameless, He must have cultivated to the extreme by now.

"Mamian, come and explain to him!" Niutou was so angry that he didn't want to talk now.

"Good boss." Ma Mian coughed twice and said: "First of all, we have to analyze why the boss wants us to wear masks from the root of the problem, and we also need to seriously think about the following issues."

"Okay, Brother Ma Mian, please listen to it." Zhutou sat down cross-legged, showing an expression that Brother Ma Mian knows better.

Don't know why, Niutou always has an ominous premonition.

"Ahem, listen to me slowly..."

"First of all, we are going to talk about the first question, uh... it's not wrong, it's the first question. Now we have to sort out the first question first. As for the first question, what is it? What...pop!"

The horse noodles are fanned...

"F*ck, just say if you have anything, just shut up when you have nothing to say, don't talk to me anymore, it sounds very annoying, you know?" Bull's head was full of black lines.

"Boss, don't hit me, it's called suspense, do you understand? I'm in suspense!" Ma Mian looked at Niu Tau complainingly, and she looked like an aggrieved little daughter-in-law.

There is no doubt that his attitude made the bull's head nauseous and vomited: "You can be serious!"

After pressing a sentence, Niu Tau turned around, no longer looking at the horse's face.

"Brother Ma Mian, you're just talking nonsense. We are all a little impatient. Looking at the brothers behind, some people want to rush to beat you." Pig Tou stopped the crayfish who wanted to rush to beat Ma Mian. Persuade.

"Okay, okay, was I kidding just now? It's just to enliven the atmosphere." Ma Mian looked at the person who wanted to rush to beat him, shrank his neck, and forced a smile on his stiff face.

"Repeat it again, I'm afraid you will forget, we must first figure out why we need to wear masks, and this question leads to the following questions, I will tell you one by one." Ma Mian looked at those who wanted to beat themselves. People struggled more fiercely, and he couldn't stop seeing the pig head. He didn't dare to make ink marks, and said directly.

"The first question, what is the goal of our operation!"

"The second question, why do we do this operation!"

"The third question is how should we retreat after doing this operation."

"The fourth question..."

After hearing these three questions, Dutou suddenly understood, raised his hand and said excitedly: "Brother Ma Mian, I understand, we are hiding our identities with masks!"

Niu Tau also nodded. It seemed that Ma Mian's explanation was still useful. The three simple questions made them understand their intentions for letting them wear masks.

The other people also nodded suddenly. It turned out that the boss thought like this, they finally understood!

I have to say that the boss still thinks a lot in his heart. As expected, people who can be the boss, they can't think of it when replaced by them!

"No, no, no, I haven't finished speaking yet, how can you understand the real intention of the boss?" Ma Mian immediately denied their current thoughts. According to Ma Mian's current mind, these people are the brains of pigs. Thinking about things is too one-sided. I really don’t know why the boss called such a group of people to perform tasks with him. They obviously have a bad IQ!

"???" There are question marks on Bull Head's face, does he have other ideas? I don’t seem to be. Wearing a mask is just to hide your identity!

"Did your kid misunderstand what I mean?" Niutou asked suspiciously.

"Huh, don't pretend the boss, I understand now!" Ma Mian's eyes had already seen through the bull's head, making bull's head even more puzzled.

What did you pretend? I didn't install anything.

"Next, I will talk about the fourth question, which is also the most important question I think, what is the role of the mask!"

Ma Mian said thoughtfully: "At first, I was just like you. When I first got the mask, I thought it was used to hide my identity, but just now, when the boss hit me, I suddenly understood. NS!"

"Boss, this is hinting at me! The same is also hinting at you!!"

"???"

"???"

"???"

Everyone was a little confused, and didn't know what was thinking in Ma Mian's head, but they just thought it was amazing, especially amazing!

The boss even hinted, which they didn't expect.

The boss's city mansion is still deep, and simply hitting his head is to imply that this kind of method makes people unable to help but take a breath.

"It's the boss, although I don't understand it, but it feels great!" Dutou said first.

This is the way the boss taught him to do things. No matter if you understand it or not, just praise it and it's over. No one doesn't like to listen to praise!

"The boss is awesome!"

"The suggestion is here, the boss is really awesome."

"But my IQ can't understand the boss's suggestion, Ma Mian, you can explain it to us."

I've talked about this, but there are still people who don't understand it, which makes Ma Mian a little headache.

Can this kind of thing be said directly? Then Ma Mian turned his hand to the person who said this is a big-headed melon seed.

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