I’m Not a Scumbag

Luo Zhanglang brought too many things into the house, which made people curious.

One hundred yuan can buy so many things?

Is the currency value so strong?

Lin Fang's attention was attracted, thinking about what he could buy for a hundred yuan before.

"Hey, Master He, what are you doing? With such a high ass, did you kill me for a thousand years after missing me?"

"roll!"

As soon as Luo Zhanglang came back, He Naibin couldn't kneel down and didn't say anything. He had to stand up straight after hearing this, so as not to be attacked from behind by this guy.

Seeing Lin Fang staring at a pile of things on the ground, before he could ask a question, Luo Zhanglang winked and laughed.

"Fang Er, it's still your face! When I say shopping for you for your birthday, the convenience store proprietress is very enthusiastic! Find all kinds of reasons for discounts! All kinds of opportunities to give gifts! Tsk tsk, shouldn't it..."

"I don't! I'm not! Don't talk nonsense!"

Lin Fang quickly denied it.

Don't push everything on my head!

The lady boss of the convenience store can't be my ex-girlfriend!

"Cut! There are no three hundred taels of silver in this place, so you're calling it a cover-up!"

Luo Zhanglang rolled his eyes and said, "I haven't said anything yet, so you are in a hurry to deny it...I think...that proprietress might be interested in you.

What do you think... There is a young woman in Huaxin, who lost her husband in her twenties. She is alone, guarding several chain convenience stores in universities, and she is busy with her feet not touching the ground. Do you think it is miserable?

Besides, no one asked her during the day, and no one was in pain at night. I don't know how hard she has been! "

"Uh……"

Lin Fang gave Luo Zhanglang a strange look, thinking that his roommate might be mentally retarded.

A woman in her twenties, married, has several convenience stores in the university, no husband, no children...

Is this a winner in life?

She doesn't know how happy she is!

"Xiaoqiang, what are you causing trouble?"

Seeing that the topic was diverted by Luo Zhanglang's few words, Lin Fang's focus shifted, and He Naibin became anxious.

"When did I say that when I gave you the money, I asked you to buy things for Brother Fang's birthday? Am I so stingy? I asked you to buy it for the dormitory, and we usually eat and drink..."

"Ah……"

Luo Zhanglang had a look of disbelief, and pouted, "People who even rob the happy water I've drunk..."

"You're not finished, are you?"

He Naibin covered his forehead and had a headache. At other times, Xiaoqiang was quite a righteous person, but he was a bit stingy intermittently. When he had money, he was generous.

Usually, he can take advantage of him at will. When he has no money, take advantage of him, and he can talk about it for several days!

"Forget it, I confess!"

He Naibin quickly explained, so as not to cause a misunderstanding and affect the friendship of the roommates.

"I've set a spot on 'Fairy Demon Guidance'. When Xiaofeng is out of class, let's go there together, do a full-body spa first, and do other shows later. This is the birthday party I prepared for Brother Fang!"

"Go to the 'Fairy Demon Guidance' for a SPA?"

Luo Zhanglang's eyes lit up when he heard it, he gave a wretched smile, raised his brows and said, "Master He, I heard that there are some half-truths about 'Immortal Demon Guidance', and I don't know what it means, Or... give me an experience?"

"roll!"

He Naibin squinted Luo Zhanglang with contempt, and said, "There are so many beautiful girls in our school, and so many fresh girls come online every year, you don't want to find a good girlfriend, but you want to catch a cat, aren't you afraid of getting sick? "

"Who do you look down on! Who wants to catch the cat?"

Luo Zhanglang blushed and said loudly, "Although I haven't rescued those ragged young ladies, I still know the theoretical knowledge. I'll just relax a bit like Feng Xuhuang, and I won't go in, why? Can you get sick?"

He Naibin didn't say anything, just looked at Luo Zhanglang with contempt, and showed a mocking smile of the old driver.

Child, you pretended to be wrong...

With such a clear understanding, pretending to be a chick is no longer the case.

When Luo Zhanglang was mocked by He Naibin's eyes and smiles, he almost exploded until He Naibin said something lightly, and all his anger turned into admiration for He Naibin.

"Going to Xianmo means simply being a SPA, don't think about any nonsense. It's expensive and ugly, and it's boring. I'll take you to a place another day and make you happy like a fairy."

"He's so arrogant! Don't change the day. When we're done celebrating Fang'er's birthday, let's go straight!"

Lin Fang was overwhelmed as he listened, feeling that the door to a new world had been opened.

Why is it that I don't understand a word of what you said, but I feel so excited?

Why don't you...take me one?

I also want to be happy like a fairy...

"Fang brother, don't go where we go."

Without waiting for Lin Fang to speak, He Naibin immediately interrupted Lin Fang's thoughts, he said, "That's under the jurisdiction of your ex-girlfriend who is a police officer. If something happens to us, you can still get us if you don't go. If you go, we will be fine, it is estimated that you will die miserably!"

WHAT?

why!

Why!

Lin Fang suddenly felt that his mentality was about to collapse.

Traveling through this world is not scientific at all! Why can you all be happy like gods, but I can only face a bunch of ex-girlfriends who don't know when they jumped out~www.novelmt.com~ alone in the empty room?

My ex-girlfriend is a police officer, how can I help those ragged ladies...

This thought only climbed into Lin Fang's mind, and the faces of Hu Qingchan, Xia Xuejian, and Fang Lingxian also came to mind one by one.

With looks, money, and figure, everyone is so excellent.

Thinking about it carefully, Lin Fang felt that these ex-girlfriends seemed to be pretty good too.

It seems to be good to pick a suitable compound.

It really doesn't work...

You can also make new girlfriends!

Anyway, it was impossible, so Lin Fang could only comfort himself and forcefully divert the temptation of being like a fairy.

He Naibin also knew that this was not the right time to bring up the previous topic, so he simply turned out all the things Luo Zhanglang bought, put them on the table, greeted everyone to eat, drink, and chat.

Soon, the clean and tidy ground turned into a mess under the collective efforts of the three people.

When Li Jianfeng came back from get out of class, he saw that the dormitory was a mess, with slices of melon seeds, peanut shells, and beverage bottles piled up everywhere on the floor.

Li Jianfeng, who has obsessive-compulsive disorder, subconsciously picked up the broom and dustpan and prepared to clean it.

"Stop sweeping, come back and talk about it, let's go and relax first!"

He Naibin had already been impatiently waiting. He managed to wait until Li Jianfeng came back. If he was busy again, he would have to wait for a long time. He grabbed the broom and dustpan and put it away.

"But……"

"It's nothing good! Tonight is Brother Fang's birthday, he is the biggest! Go, go out!"

When He Naibin said this, Li Jianfeng lost his temper, so he could only glance at the garbage on the floor, holding back his hands that were about to move, and let He Naibin drag him away.