I’m In Charge of SCP

　　 "Beauty, do you know how to make tomato scrambled eggs?" Zhang Jue looked expectant.

　　 After he finished speaking, the beauty was slightly taken aback: "What?" It seemed that she couldn't understand the meaning of this sentence at all.

　　 "Beauty, I mean, can you make tomato scrambled eggs?" Zhang Jue asked again.

　　"..."

　　 You have to admit that no matter who you face, Zhang Jue always has the ability to keep the opponent out of the rhythm.

　　 Just a word, let the original charming atmosphere disappear.

　　 That beauty couldn't answer Zhang Jue's weird question, so she could only gently stroke the line of her leg: "Handsome man, you really don't plan to come over?"

　　 Zhang Jue's spirit was languid, he pinched his eyebrows, a little irritable: "Beauty, don't you understand human words, I ask you if you can make tomato scrambled eggs?"

　　 The beauty hooked her finger again: "Handsome man, come here, I will take care of you—"

　　 "Hey." Zhang Jue sighed, "It's a pretty good beauty, but she turned out to be deaf, it's a pity."

　　 The woman was still unwilling to give up, frowned, stretched out her hand to Zhang Jue, and shouted: "Handsome guy—"

　　 The long tone is so long that it makes people's bones crisp.

　　 But Zhang Jue, who is he, he made a move that no one would have imagined.

　　 "he—tui!"

　　 spit out a thick sputum on the woman's bed.

　　 The woman was completely taken aback, presumably no one had done anything like this to her.

Zhang Jue clutched his slightly painful forehead with a look of disgust: "I can't even make tomato scrambled eggs. I still want to take advantage of me. I'm so depressed. How can there be such a good thing? What's wrong with people nowadays. As the world is going down, people’s hearts are not old—"

　　 Zhang Jue had been thinking about it for a long time. When he recovered, the bed and the beauties in front of him disappeared, replaced by an old man with white beard and white hair and a lot of gold and silver treasures.

　　 "Young man, congratulations, you have passed the test. There are many rare and precious treasures here. Choose one."

　　 The old man has kind eyebrows and good eyes.

Zhang Jue's eyes were swept away. The gold and silver treasures piled on the ground were as high as one person. Needless to say, gold and silver, there are quite a few of Ye Mingzhu and Chobi, and there are many things that can't even be called by their names. At first glance, it is obvious that it is not a mundane thing, as long as Zhang Jue takes one casually, there is no need to worry for the rest of his life.

　　 "Young man, you are very good." The old man smiled, "You can pick one of the things here. It will be your reward for passing the test."

　　 Zhang Jue's eyes were blurred, as if relying entirely on instinct to speak: "Reward?"

　　 The old man smiled and nodded: "Yes, reward."

　　 "Are there any pennants?"

　　"..."

　　 The old man frowned and said: "The best treasures in the whole world are here. Is there anything you are not satisfied with?"

　　 "A reward without a pennant is incomplete, and the heart is not sincere—"

　　 The old man’s kind face instantly turned gloomy: “Young man, don’t be greedy, just take a treasure and leave here!”

　　 At the end, he was already stern, obviously angry.

　　 As his voice increased, the entire cave was shaking violently, and no matter who was here, I am afraid that he would have to succumb to his deterrence.

　　 But Zhang Jue did not.

　　 He never knew what he was afraid of.

　　 "Old man, don't think that your beard is great. If you didn't follow the traditional virtues of respecting the old and loving the young, I would have beaten you long ago."

　　"..."

　　 The old man said in an air: "Do you take it or not?"

　　 Zhang Jue twisted his head: "If you don't have a pennant, just don't take it!"

　　 The old man snorted, and then disappeared with the treasure.

　　...

　　 The pictures flowed, Zhang Jue suddenly sat on a chair with a computer in front of him.

　　 Like a ghost, he clicked on the forum and entered his account password.

Ding-

　　 He received a letter from the station.

　　 "Do you think you're smart? It's ridiculous. My neighbor's stupid son is better than you."

Ding-

　　 is another one.

　　 "Please stop the SCP world, do you understand the rules of that world?"

　　 Then, countless messages flooded him.

　　 "Don't always sing those naive and brainless songs, listening to it is annoying."

　　 "Do you think the jokes you said are funny?"

　　 "Hurry up, you don't deserve to stay here at all."

　　 "The level of your pretense is really awkward—"

　　...

　　 defamation and verbal abuse surrounded Zhang Jue like a sea. He lowered his head, his expression was invisible, and he couldn't see the joy or anger.

"Ha ha-"

　　 Suddenly, he laughed.

"Ha ha ha ha-"

　　 He raised his head and laughed loudly.

　　 He laughed so crazy that even tears came out.

　　 Then, he flew up and kicked the entire display.

When 　　 fell on the ground, I didn’t forget to pose a poss.

　　 "I just want to stay here."

　　 "I love to sing naive songs."

　　 "I just want to break the rules of the SCP world."

　　 "I just want to pretend to be embarrassed."

　　 "What's the matter? You bite me along the network cable?"

"cut."

　　 Zhang Jue took a sip.

　　 "I only know the **** of hurting others with the keyboard."

　　...

　　 After Zhang Jue said these words, the entire space was shattered, and the dark corridor in front of him was turned into again.

　　 He returned to the real world, and his head that was still chaotic just now returned to normal.

　　 It only took a few ten and ten seconds before Zhang Jue sorted out the situation just now—he should have been dragged into an illusion by something. UU Reading www.uukanshu.com

　　 If one is accidentally hit, it is probably done.

　　 This incident made him very vigilant.

　　 You must know that he is immune to Shirley's cognitohazard, but here, he is in a hallucination unconsciously.

　　What is the origin of the other party?

　　 Zhang Jue put away his playful thoughts and moved on.

　　 This time, he didn't go far before he saw a door—not a bronze door, but a huge wooden door.

　　 In front of the wooden door, a group of heavily armed soldiers stood in a row, looking straight at him.

　　 Zhang Jue cautiously walked up to them and found that everyone had empty eyes and seemed to have lost consciousness.

　　 should be the people of the snake's hand, presumably they are also in a hallucination.

　　 Zhang Jue tried to wake them up, but failed. Their five senses were closed and they could not respond to external stimuli at all.

　　 just like those people in his original world.

　　 Zhang Jue narrowed his eyes.

　　 At this moment, the huge wooden door suddenly opened a gap.

　　 The voice of a middle-aged man came out from inside, slightly low.

　　 "Friends outside, since they are here, come in and sit down."

　　 Zhang Jue sighed, he was born with no idea what fear is.

　　 Others have sent out an invitation, but I don’t dare to go in. I don’t appear to be very embarrassed. How can I greet others with embarrassment when I go out in the future?

　　 "Bah, baah."

　　 He spit on both palms, rubbed his hands, and walked in through the gap in the wooden door.

　　 After he entered, the huge wooden door creaked and closed.

　　 There was silence all around, as if nothing had happened.