I’m In Charge of SCP

　　 Zhang Jue’s smile seems to have a kind of magic, which can make people feel at ease.

　　 I don't know if others are the same, but Yang Xue always feels this way.

　　 As long as I see that wicked smile, it seems that all problems can be easily solved.

　　 Zhang Shijia didn't know what they were looking for, so confused.

　　 "Mr. Zhang, what is ‘it’?"

　　 Zhang Jue did not answer his words, but asked: "Senior Zhang, I heard that you wrote this script?"

　　 "Uh...Yes, what's the matter?" Zhang Jue asked about this, and Zhang Shijia stuttered.

　　He is a PhD in literature, and the script of the drama club has always been written by him, but this time it was not the case. This script was discovered by chance on an old book stand.

The wonderful plot in 　　 once made him love it, but unfortunately he had never heard of any information about the author and script.

　　 Although it was strange, he didn't think much about it because of the old packaging of the script.

After a little adaptation, 　　 became his own work.

　　 However, who is Zhang Jue, that is the ancestor of the liar, and he is his specialty. How can Zhang Shijia's little Jiujiu escape his eyes.

He pulled Zhang Shijia to the corner and whispered: "Senior Zhang, let’s tell you, I’ve actually read this script elsewhere. It was written by a French writer in the 17th century. It’s very exciting, but the original is I accidentally lost it. Don’t worry. I don’t intend to let your members know that you have borrowed ideas from others-it’s all about scholars, right? I just want to read the script again to relieve my regret. , Nothing more."

　　 To say that Zhang Jue’s talent for acting is definitely higher than those of serious drama actors. His improvisation and voice made Zhang Shijia stunned and almost limped.

　　 Zhang Shijia replied almost mechanically: "Well... the script was originally in my office."

　　 Zhang Jue held Zhang Shijia's shoulders: "Brother, can you show it to me? The fierce fire in my body can no longer suppress it!"

　　 Yang Xue covered her mouth and almost laughed.

　　 This time it was finally Zhang Jue's turn to give her a white look.

　　 The three came to Zhang Shijia's office.

　　 Zhang Shijia took out the yellowed script from the drawer of the desk.

　　 Zhang Jue took it in his hand, looked through it at random, then rolled it up and put it in his pocket.

　　 The natural movement seemed to be his own.

"Eh-"

　　 Zhang Shijia felt unwilling to give up, half of his hand stretched out, but when he remembered what the uncle had said, he gritted his teeth again, turned his head, and stopped looking at him.

　　 Zhang Jue feels like a bully who bullies people and robs people's girls-but this feeling is really **** good, hahahaha!

　　 Yang Xue saw Zhang Jue succeeded, and asked in a low voice: "What the **** is it?"

　　 Zhang Jue glanced at Zhang Shijia, confirmed that his attention was not here, and replied softly: "SCP-701."

　　 Item Number: SCP-701 (The Tragedy of the Hanged King)

　　 Item level: Euclid

　　 Description: SCP-701, "The Tragedy of the Hanged King", is a five-act revenge tragedy from the Caroline era.

　　 The performance of the script will cause confusion and suicidal behaviors in the audience and actors, and at the same time lead to the appearance of the mysterious character SCP-701-1 (The Hanged King).

　　 Based on historical estimates, the number of deaths caused by this drama in the past three hundred years is between █████ and █████.

　　 In short, SCP-701 is a self-evolving memetic virus, spread through drama texts in unknown ways.

　　 Foundation agents are on standby at all times, and any performance or publication of SCP-701 should be suppressed immediately upon discovery.

　　 Although we have tried our best to counter, these scripts are still freely available online, sometimes with different titles, and all attempts to detect or isolate the source of these copies have ended in failure.

　　 The suppression of the publication of scripts is usually successful, and most of the 1971 academic edition has been destroyed before distribution.

　　 Despite this, there are still some 1965 trade paperback editions appearing regularly in the libraries of universities and high schools.

　　 Agents should recycle these items as much as possible, or destroy them directly.

　　Special containment procedures:

　　 All materials related to SCP-701 are to be kept in a triple-locked archive room at Site-██.

　　 These items currently include: two existing copies of the 1640 quarto; twenty-seven copies of the 1965 trade paperback edition; ten copies of the 1971 hardcover edition; twenty-one floppy disks containing data obtained during the raid [REDACTED].

　　 A box of S-VHS video cassette tapes (named SCP-701-19██-A); one (1) steel knife of unknown origin (named SCP-701-19██-B).

　　 It is forbidden to remove these items from the archive room at any time.

　　 Unlike all anomalous items previously encountered by Zhang Jue and Yang Xue on the site, SCP-701 is a memetic anomaly.

　　 So the question is, what is a meme?

　　 In the SCP world, memes are a frequently mentioned concept. If you search the Internet, you can easily retrieve a lot of messy things.

　　 If you are just a beginner and you are not very familiar with this kind of concepts, then you will definitely feel this way-what is this thing about?

Obscure!

　　 **** doesn't make sense!

　　 Not even the most basic grammar is correct, you would suspect that the language of their Chinese teacher is taught by the physical education teacher of the physical education teacher.

　　 If you let me summarize memes in the simplest sentence, I would say-memes are a contagious idea.

　　 Of course, it is not necessarily true.

　　 To put it simply, it can be regarded as a virus that does not cause disease and can spread rapidly through the exchange of information between humans.

　　 Broadly speaking, all popular culture, slang and even catchy poems, songs, etc. can be classified as memes.

　　 It should be noted that memes are not directly equivalent to memetic anomalies or memetic hazards.

　　 One day, you and your partner went out to perform a task, and your partner chanted a poem, and you were right. This is the role of simple memes in cultural inheritance, so there is no need to be nervous about it.

　　 However, you suddenly find that everyone around you is reciting the two poems just now, and the number of people is increasing exponentially. Then, this is a memetic anomaly.

For example, if I post a "dog" emoticon here, someone will start to oppose the poem, and then enter the urgent list for next month, and then someone will search the poem recklessly, then come back to the poem, and then enter The expedited list next month, and so on, until the entire novel is blocked-this is the harm caused by a typical meme.

　　 In addition, it is necessary to distinguish between memetic anomalies, cognitohazardous anomalies, and information hazard anomalies.

　　 Info-hazard SCP: An item that exhibits a hazard when described or mentioned.

　　 Cognitohazardous SCP: SCPs that cause harm when perceived by the traditional five senses (sight, hearing, smell, taste, and touch), such as scp-053 (Shirley).

　　 Memetic SCP: The memetic medium or SCP with the characteristics of memetic transmission. It is usually contagious and works with cognitohazards.

　　Okay, in order to prevent you from telling me the number of words, we return to the topic.

In summary, SCP-701 is a typical memetic anomaly-this script called "The Tragedy of the Hanged King" will be spread through various channels, and people who see its performance-whether it is viewed live or through video Video will become insane, leading to suicide or homicide.

　　 The Foundation issued a death order. Once the script of SCP-701 is discovered, it must be recovered and turned over to the Foundation. The performance of SCP-701 will be suppressed immediately.

　　 Hearing what Zhang Jue said, Yang Xue took a breath.

　　 If it weren’t for Zhang Jue’s constant vigilance, then all those who attended the school celebration today, including the viewers who were broadcast live on the Internet platform, would all have died.

　　 She was fortunate once again, and believed that Zhang Jue, letting him join the foundation was the most correct choice she had ever made.

　　 "Then what should we do now?" Yang Xue asked.

　　 "What else can I do." Zhang Jue spread his hands, "Cancel the afternoon performance, and amnesticize everyone who has read the script or watched the performance."

　　 "What, do you want to cancel the show?!"

　　 Previously, Zhang Jue and Yang Xue muttered in a low voice, Zhang Shijia didn't care, but he heard these words clearly.

　　 The anger that had been accumulated for a noon finally broke out, and he looked at Zhang Jue and paused every word.

"Mr. Zhang, I know that I am a consultant of a multinational group and a distinguished guest of the school. You are an important person, but Jiangzhou University is not a place where you can be free! You can come to me if you have any dissatisfaction. It is difficult for a group of students. What a man! The report performance of the drama club has been publicized for nearly a month. Their rehearsal and dialogue day and night is to show their best in front of the leaders and all the alumni and audiences. They The fate of UU may be changed because of this. UU Reading www.uukanshu.com, you want to deny all their efforts in one sentence. I am the first to disagree!"

　　 is worthy of being a teacher.

　　Although Zhang Shijia was embarrassed to Zhang Jue in every possible way because of Yang Xue's relationship, he was a little bit villainous, but in the face of big things, he insisted on his bottom line.

　　 He did not succumb to Zhang Jue's lewd power, but he spoke for the students and said what he wanted to say.

　　 According to the general plot development, the protagonist's perception of him has changed a little at this time, and then began to whitewash, moving with affection, knowing and reasoning.

　　 However, Zhang Jue is not an ordinary person, how could he play cards according to the routine.

　　 I saw him looking at Zhang Shijia, with a sullen face: "Why are you yelling so loudly? Go to the property management if you have the ability-Bah, go to the principal, see if what you say is good or what I said is good!"

　　 What he said just now has exhausted all Zhang Shijia's energy, and at this time he no longer has the courage to look directly at Zhang Jue.

　　 "Cut." Zhang Jue snorted coldly, "I don't know the whole story and just screamed, do you think you are a keyboard man? Can you save the world by giving you a keyboard?"

"I think I'm on the side of justice, shit! Do you know what happened? Do you get comprehensive information? I don't usually bother to say you just forget it, but the **** can make trouble at the critical moment-look at it, it's you! "

　　 Zhang Shijia was so incoherent by Zhang Jue that he didn't dare to talk back.

　　 Yang Xue pulled Zhang Jue's sleeve and motioned to him to forget it.

Zhang Jue's face was black: "You think I'm willing to educate him. It is more cost-effective for me to eat two more bowls of rice than to waste time here. I just want to put an end to future troubles-Zhang Shijia, I can tell you clearly what we are going to do now. Very important, if you dare to stabbing a knife in the back to make a trip, believe it or not, I will kill you!"