I’m In Charge of SCP

"Counselor Zhang, you are here." Sam walked over from the side.

"Have you waited for a long time?" Zhang Jue remembered that the time interval between him and Sam climbing up would not exceed a few minutes at most.

Sam nodded: "In this'forest where the anomalous live', the flow of time is different from that of the outside world. It is fast and slow."

"So that's it." Zhang Jue nodded, "Then let's go now."

At this moment, there is only a small road in front of Zhang Jue and Sam, winding forward.

Because in this "strange forest that cannot be named repeatedly", all creatures, buildings, and landmarks cannot be named with the same name, so this road will not work either.

According to the exploration experience of the predecessors, they must walk along this "road that cannot be renamed". They must not leave the path and go deep into the woods. At the same time, they must not look back, otherwise some terrorist incidents will occur.

In this "super-dimensional abnormal forest", time and space are chaotic, so maps cannot be drawn, and the scenery on both sides of the path changes from time to time, so it's not that you can go wherever you want, just look for anyone you want. Who, a large part of it may depend on luck.

Yu Hongbo encountered the ‘sinister, cunning, shameless kobold’ three times in a row, and he didn’t know whether he was lucky or bad.

The only thing that is certain is that the end of the'main road' is also a dry well. As for whether it is the same as the one they came from, it is still unknown.

Once they reach the end, they must go back to the real world from the wellhead, and then start again.

Zhang Jue saw Sam take out a tape recorder from his backpack, and then turned it on. It should be to record the exploration process of the two.

"Why don't you use a camera?" Zhang Jue asked.

"Because there is an anomaly in this horrible forest. According to the latest requirements of the Foundation, it is not possible to video, only to record."

"So that's it." Zhang Jue nodded, "Are you ready, let's go!"

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The following content is excerpted from the records of the first exploration of the ‘Forest that Needs to Be Careful in Speaking’ by ‘the self-proclaimed most handsome consultant in the administration’ and the ‘fatty chubby classmate’ who is called the ‘Han Han’.

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The two of them walked on the ‘path that cannot be turned back’, and ‘the self-proclaimed consultant Zhang,’ he did not know where to take out a package of melon seeds.

Consultant Zhang: "Little Fatty Classmate", would you like to come here?

Researcher Sam: Uh, that...

Consultant Zhang: You can call me ‘Adviser Zhang, who is invincible but unbeatable in the universe, is invincible but invincible.

Researcher Sam: Uh, well, "Everyone sees people... Flowers see flowers... Invincible... Consultant Zhang Kun", according to Section 1.02 of the Authority 4000-SEP-1 Agreement, we are not allowed to eat anything other than the rations in the exploration package Any food.

Consultant Zhang: Is there such a thing?

Researcher Sam: Uh, yes.

Consultant Zhang: Okay, I'll pay attention next time-Bah, why is there a bitterness.

Researcher Sam:...

Consultant Zhang: "Han Han and Fatty Classmate", I heard your "straight male supervisor" say, have you ever been to this "forest that makes people very easy to knot tongues"?

Researcher Sam: Yes, I've been here a few times.

Consultant Zhang: Have you encountered anything special?

Researcher Sam: Compared with the ‘missing researcher surnamed Yu’, I may be lucky and I haven’t encountered anything bad.

Consultant Zhang: Have you also encountered those strange animals?

Researcher Sam: Yes, I used to have dinner with a mermaid.

"Consultant Zhang, who claims to be very handsome," took out the paper and pen from his backpack and drew a huge fish head with a pair of legs underneath.

Consultant Zhang: So?

Researcher Sam: Yes.

Consultant Zhang: Is that so long? I'm just kidding.

Researcher Sam: Uh... I'm not kidding.

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The two of them walked for half an hour on the ‘winding and winding’ road, and neither saw any animal entities nor any buildings. As far as they could look, they were all forests.

Consultant Zhang: It’s so boring, ‘cute chubby classmate’, let’s sing a song and listen to it.

Researcher Sam: Uh, sorry, my tone is not complete.

Consultant Zhang: It's like my five-tones are all the same. Haven't you been here before? Why are you still so nervous? Just relax. You see, I'm not nervous.

Researcher Sam: Uh... it's incomparable to you.

Consultant Zhang, who claims to be the most handsome in the administration, cleared his throat and began to sing.

Consultant Zhang: Which one is blooming in Shandan Dandi ~ Hongyanyan——If the sea can take away my sorrow, let him fly away with the wind~~~~ Cough cough cough cough----

Researcher Sam: Uh, are you okay?

Consultant Zhang (covering his forehead): It's okay, it's a little lack of oxygen-I'll give you something that the TV station won't let you broadcast while I'm in a good mood.

Researcher Sam:? ? ?

Consultant Zhang: I sang the red sun rolling down the west slope~ The young couple sat on the kang and touched the eighteen | touch it~

Researcher Sam:? ? ?

Consultant Zhang: This is the Northeast version. It has a bit of accent. You may not be used to listening to your Chinese level. I will come to a section of Jingzhou for you to try-midnight, three nights, sleep, can't sleep wow, touch your head Touch your feet and relax your heart, scream, scream, reach out and touch it to the edge of my sister’s hair, my sister’s hair is fresh with sweet-scented osmanthus oil, scream~

Researcher Sam: What kind of "demeanor...what Tangtang...Counselor Zhang", I'm recording the sound...

Consultant Zhang: Ah, it doesn’t matter. I went back to talk to the Administration Bureau about publishing. The Administration Bureau paid some money, and I also paid some. When the time comes, my money will be returned in full, and the money earned will be divided into three to seven——

Researcher Sam:...

【DATA EXPUNGED】

A ‘dapeng bird of the same height as a person’ stood in the middle of the ‘small dirt road’, blocking the path of the two of them.

"Good morning, two travelers."

"Prouding to be the most handsome consultant Zhang in the world" took the lead to stand in the front.

[According to Article 2.06 of the 4000-SEP-2 Agreement, if you encounter a local entity, you need to address or refer to him/her/it by appearance. 】

Consultant Zhang: Good afternoon, handsome big diao.

The ‘blocker’ spread his wings slightly.

"Quack, I'm not a handsome eagle, you can call me Gibson."

Consultant Zhang: What Pusen?

"Gibson"

Consultant Zhang: Gibson?

"Gibson"

Consultant Zhang: What about Jeep?

‘Great Eagle with Eagle Beak’ sighed.

"Forget it, what is your favorite name?"

Consultant Zhang: Okay, "Mr. Sand Sculpture who looks a bit dull".

[According to Section 2.07 of the 4000-SEP-2 Agreement, do not use any name, name or number to refer to a local entity, even if it calls itself by that. 】

‘Mr. Sand Sculpture who is really a bit dull’ looked at the two of them.

"I take the liberty to ask, what do you two call?"

Consultant Zhang: It's really presumptuous, "Mr. Sand Sculpture", we are not familiar at all, don't you know, this year, the name is like the length of a man and the weight of a woman, it is a secret!

Sam:...

Sand sculpture:...

"I'm sorry to disturb you." "Birdman covered in feathers" leaned slightly, "Actually, I want to say, I see you are eating, can you give me some? I'm a little hungry."

[According to Article 2.12 C of the 4000-SEP-2 Agreement, if the entity shows hunger, feed it. 】

Consultant Zhang (looks at the melon seeds in his hand): Do you want to eat melon seeds?

The ‘beggar’ nodded: "Yes, I haven’t eaten for a few days."

Consultant Zhang (looking up and down the ‘beggar’): It’s okay to give you food, but I have a few questions. Tell me that I can give you things. How about it? It’s fair.

"The Hungry Birdman" nodded: "It's very fair. If you have any questions, please ask."

Consultant Zhang: We are not here for the first time. During our previous journeys, we have seen many other creatures in this forest, but without exception, they have no names, or they and their names. , Forced to separate, "Brother Sha Diao" you, why do you have a name?

Hearing the question of ‘the most handsome consultant Zhang in the universe’, the ‘answerer’ sighed, then raised the bird’s head and looked up at the sky, seeming to be lost in memory.

"Yes, most of the people living here and their descendants have no names because they were taken away in that war. But I do, because I was the first group to come here. The war hasn't been yet. Before I started, someone warned me, so I was not taken away from the name."

"Counselor Zhang who is also handsome in other universes" and "Han Xiaopang Dun who has not spoken" looked at each other.

Consultant Zhang: Can you tell me in detail what you know about the war?

The Hungry Blocker shook his head: "I said, I have not experienced that terrible war, but my uncle has experienced it, but it is now very old, and I believe it will die soon— —Oh, kindhearted person, can you give me your seeds? I'm going back and eat him to my uncle, hoping it can catch up."

[According to Article 2.09 of the 4000-SEP-2 Agreement, if a local entity wants to give you a name, title or title, it will euphemistically decline. 】

Consultant Zhang: I'm not a good-hearted person, but since it has been agreed, I will give this to you, ‘Dear Sand Sculpture’.

"The polite bird" leaned slightly: "Thank you, where are you going? If you are not in a hurry, can you come to my house as a guest? You can stay overnight at my house, and my bed is comfortable."

[According to Article 2.17 of the 4000-SEP-2 Agreement, do not sleep in a residence provided by a local entity. If you are not invited, you can sleep in the residence of a local entity. 】

Consultant Zhang: I don’t think it’s a good idea to spend the night at someone who doesn’t even have food.

"Hospitable Birdman" sighed, "That would be a shame. Looking forward to such a day, thank you."

After the ‘tall birdman blocking the road’ left, the two continued to march along the ‘only safe path’.

About ten minutes later, they met a species with a fish head on the upper body and human feet on the lower body.

"Good afternoon, two travelers—hey, Fatty, if I remember correctly, have we met?"

Sam (leaning slightly): Hello, we meet again, but I don't think the nickname you gave me is appropriate, I can't accept it.

'Fishhead Monster' laughed: "Yes, you forgot, I always like to nickname others, I know this is a bad habit, please don't be angry-this time, you can still have dinner with me Do I remember the last time you said that you were not feeling well, and you only drank some water, and did not eat the cat patties I made for you."

Sam: Sorry, I have something else.

'Sam's old friend' laughed haha: "Like last time, you are always so busy and left in a hurry. Can you tell me what you are going to do? I am familiar with this place, maybe I can help. "

‘Mermaid’s old friend’ glanced at ‘Consultant Zhang who was holding back his smile very hard,’ and ‘the latter’ nodded to him.

Sam: We are looking for a... well, a ‘friend’ with a dog’s head and its name... according to him, it’s a bit like lisianthus and daisy.

The "half-man, half-fish monster" thought for a moment: "Oh, I know which one you are talking about, I saw it once, and its recent performance is indeed a bit strange, and it seems not in a good state."

Sam: Can you describe his situation to me? We are friends and care about it very much.

The'Interviewee' scratched his fish's head with his fin: "It's just weird. Its character seems to have become more irritable. It said some inexplicable things, but it's nothing. It has been living here for a long time. This situation is very common, and everyone is not surprised."

Sam: "Then can you tell me how to find it?"

"I'm sorry, I don't know too." The fish who answered the question suddenly looked into the distance: "Ah, my cat patties seem to be mushy. I have to go back and see. We are destined to see you again, my dear Xiaomao. ball."

The ‘big head murloc’ disappeared quickly.

Consultant Zhang: I won't complain about its food. Can you tell me how it uses those two fins shorter than my feet to stuff food into its mouth.

Sam: Uh... it will pick up the food with a fork, throw it into the air, and then catch it with its mouth. Hmm... well, but usually it's not very accurate.

Consultant Zhang: Suddenly I thought of a riddle-murlocs eat fish and ‘little fat’ eat pigs-a mathematical term.

Sam: Consultant Zhang, I have never passed math since junior high school.

Consultant Zhang: How did you join the bureau? Okay, let me tell you the answer-merge similar items.

Sam:...

The two investigators continued to move forward along the "small dirt road that can only be moved forward" ~www.novelmt.com~ After an hour, an ancient well appeared in front of them.

It's exactly the same as the one they entered when they entered this ‘unspeakable forest’.

Consultant Zhang: Is this the end? It's a bit short.

Sam: Yes, this ‘must-travel’ is affected by the anomalous space, the duration is short, and the scenery on both sides of the road is constantly changing.

Consultant Zhang: I understand, then let's go back and make a summary. We can't come here in vain.

Sam; all right.

Sam turned off the tape recorder.

The first exploration record ends.

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My head is a little dizzy, and my condition is not very good, but fortunately, the code is still finished.