I’m In Charge of SCP

　　 Three days later, Zhang Jue was taken to a proving ground.

　　In the test site, a huge lizard several stories high screamed up to the sky and roared in anger—it was SCP-682.

　　 Its whole body is bound by countless iron chains, and it constantly exudes a dark atmosphere, as if it has just crawled out of hell.

　　 Item Number: SCP-682

　　 Item level: Keter

　　Description: SCP-682 is a huge reptile creature of unknown origin.

　　 It exhibits extremely high intelligence. During the limited contact time between it and SCP-079 (an artificial intelligence computer), very complicated communication between them has been observed.

　　 SCP-682 showed a hatred of all life, which was confirmed by several exchanges with it during containment.

　　Special Containment Procedures: SCP-682 must be destroyed as soon as possible.

　　 Currently, the SCP team cannot destroy SCP-682, but can only cause a lot of physical damage to it.

　　SCP-682 is to be contained in a container of 5mx5mx5m, and the container is to be filled with hydrochloric acid until SCP-682 is completely submerged and unable to resist.

　　 If SCP-682 attempts to move, speak, or disrupt containment procedures, it must respond quickly and respond with full force as appropriate.

　　In order to avoid irritating SCP-682, employees are forbidden to talk to SCP-682, and any unauthorized personnel attempting to communicate with SCP-682 will be forcibly taken away.

　　...

"I remember you said that you came here because of SCP-682." Dr. Li said, "In this case, let's start with it first-Zhang Jue, the Foundation has always wanted to kill SCP-682, but never Success, I don’t know what you can do."

　　 Since that day he said that Dr. Li is gay, he hasn't shown Zhang Jue a good face, it is probably a grudge.

　　 SCP-682 is known as the immortal lizard. The SCP Foundation used many methods, such as missile bombing, poisoning, laser cutting, and even taking it to a different space, but it failed to kill it. It was truly immortal.

　　 Looking at the angry SCP-682 in the test site, Zhang Jue spread his hands: "Dr. Li, whether you admit it or not, 682 cannot be killed-your uncle will always be your uncle."

"Oh? Really, this is the answer you gave?" Dr. Li sneered. "Stupid outsider, I thought you would have any new ideas. I didn't expect it but so. To tell you the truth, I thought of it. A good way to deal with it, would you like to take a look?"

　　 Dr. Li took out a box of special texture from his arms and opened it carefully. Inside was a crystal-like object. He proudly said, "Do you know what this is?"

　　 Zhang Jue took a look and recognized the contents of the box. It should be a fragment of SCP-409.

　　 Item Number: SCP-409

　　 Item level: Keter

　　 Description: SCP-409 looks like a large quartz crystal, approximately 1.5 meters high and 0.6 meters wide.

　　 Any object that comes into contact with SCP-409 will crystallize within the next three hours. This effect will occur on any material except granite.

　　 The crystallization effect will spread at a speed of 2.5 cm per minute, and the inside and the surface will be crystallized.

　　 When the crystallization is completed, the object will crack and squeak in the next 20 minutes, and then suddenly break into countless pieces.

　　Special Containment Procedures: No physical contact with SCP-409 is allowed under any circumstances.

　　Any objects that have been in physical contact with SCP-409 must be immediately isolated, including materials used for transfer.

　　 SCP-409 must be kept in a granite box at all times. Any transfer of SCP-409 must be done in a granite container. All residues of SCP-409 and the props used to transfer the residue must be sealed in the granite container.

　　...

　　 Seeing this, Zhang Jue knew what Dr. Li was going to do.

　　 It seems that this world is slower than the SCP Foundation he knows. Many experiments have not been done yet. For him, this is a great advantage.

　　 Zhang Jue smiled and said, "Do you want to kill 682 with SCP-409? I advise you not to do this."

　　 "What? You don't believe it?" Dr. Li.

　　 Zhang Jue shrugged: "Dr. Li, you can die by yourself, don't hurt me, I still have a lot of time in my life to enjoy."

Dr. Li gritted his teeth with anger: "Zhang Jue, you don't talk coldly here, deputy stationmaster Huang will know in a few days, you are a trash, everything you know is hearsay, when the time comes, it depends on how I clean up. you!"

　　 So, Dr. Li wanted to prove that he was a useless person by killing 682.

　　 Zhang Jue was too lazy to wrestle with him, yelling: "What is that, anyone? I want to pee—"

"do not make noise!"

　　 A stern female voice sounded from behind them.

　　 Zhang Jue turned back, and a young woman in her twenties walked towards them. She was holding a notebook in her hand and seemed to be making records of the experiment.

　　 Seeing the visitor, Dr. Li's distorted face instantly changed into a flattering smile: "Dr. Xue Yang, are you here?"

　　 Zhang Jue glanced at her. It is not easy for this little girl to become a doctor of the SCP Foundation at such a young age.

　　 The woman called the Doctor frowned slightly and said to Dr. Li: "Why are you here."

　　 Dr. Li laughed and said, "Isn't this the execution experiment of 682 has been approved? As for him, the deputy stationmaster said that he will be taken with him for the experiment these days, just for a visit."

　　 Yang Xue remembered what had happened a few days ago, and looked at Zhang Jue: "Is he the person from Parallel Time and Space?"

"Exactly. UU reading www.uukanshu.com" Dr. Li nodded, "We are going to execute 682 and take him to see. He said that 682 is impossible to be killed. It's really rare and weird—Dr. Xue Yang, you have to fight Yang. The webmaster has a good talk."

　　 It turns out that this chick is actually the niece of the stationmaster. No wonder Dr. Li is like a pug.

Zhang Jue sneered: "682 can't be killed. Anything that can't kill it can only make it stronger. Dr. Yang, you are here, just to be a testimony. I advised Dr. Li not to do this. If he Don’t blame me—if it’s convenient, please find me a safe room. It’s best to see your video of your executions, and prepare me a piece of popcorn."

　　 "Popcorn?" Yang Xue frowned, "What do you want popcorn for."

　　 Zhang Jue spread out his hands: "After you fail, 682 will definitely be violent. MTF (Mobile Task Force) fights the undead lizards. Doesn't it sound like a good science fiction movie?"

　　 Dr. Yang held her forehead with her hands, and for a while, she couldn't keep up with Zhang Jue's jumping thinking.

　　 Dr. Li was shaking with anger, pointing at Zhang Jue and speechless.

　　 "Dr. Li, it hurts the liver so badly." Zhang Jue shook his head, "Look at you, you will have advanced liver cancer sooner or later. How about this, let's make a bet, how about it."

　　 Dr. Li could not wait to tear Zhang Jue into pieces now, he gritted his teeth and said: "Okay! What to bet on?!"

　　 Zhang Jue pointed to the box in his hand: "If you can kill 682 with SCP-409, I will swallow this thing."

　　 "If the experiment fails, I don't want you to swallow yourself to thank the world." Zhang Jue smiled, "—Kneeling on the ground and shouting a hundred ‘Grandpa I’m wrong’, it’s not too much."